Oscars are on. The pictures below are on celebrities arriving to the red carpet. Not sure why Jennifer Lopez is here but whatever. Ryan Reynolds is looking good. A bit worn out but good. Wonder where his wife Scarlett Johansson is? Pictures below of celebrities on the red carpet at the 2010 Oscars.

It’s about time that Nicole Richie marry Joel Madden. I mean, they have two kids together. I hate it when celebrities think they’re above marriage and make bullshit quotes to magazines about “not understanding” the institution and not liking “what it stands for” or better yet, not wanting to marry “if everyone can’t get married.” Oh Christ, get over yourselves! At least have the balls to say you don’t get married because you are both flaky, self-indulgent assholes who don’t truly know if you can stop passing your greatness around the celebrity daisy chain. I can respect the truth, even if I don’t like it!!

BUT… breaking away from this pattern, Nicole and Joel have decided to wed. The above picture is Nicole going to The Late Show with David Letterman. She looks pretty good… for her.

Congrats to them.

Star Magazine had a cover last week about how Joel Madden and Nicole Richie are finally going to tie the knot. Of all the rumors, apparently this one pissed Joel off. He took to his blog and wrote about how he didn’t even know they were getting married and next week the magazine will probably say they’re broken up. Boo-hoo, you get gossiped about. You’re also a millionaire from the popularity those magazines create for you so STFU please, thanks!

Not able to let it go, Joel posted a blog saying “WE DID IT! NICOLE AND I FINALLY GOT MARRIED!! click here for pictures!!” And for all the dummies who believed that 1. they actually got married 2. the press hadn’t got a hold of it 3. you’re seriously the first to know and 4. this is how they are going to tell people when they get married, then you clicked on the link and saw this stupid ass picture above.

Lame. Is there another word for it? Not funny are also two other words but all in all, it’s just really quite lame.

Gee, I guess everyone is shocked to hear this news, huh? Spies around Hollywood are claiming that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are already bad parents. The couple, who gave birth to their first child (name Harlow Winter Kate Madden), just over a month ago, can’t stop partying. I wonder if they were surprised to see how much work a baby is on the first night so after that they were like, “Damn let’s get a nanny and get outta here” because I could totally see that. Page Six reports:

During the Grammys weekend, the couple went to several parties each night for hours. Last weekend, Richie and Madden once again left their tot at home to spend some quality time with Joel’s brother Benji and Lindsay Lohan at Teddy’s in the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. They didn’t rush home until the end of the evening – “It’s almost as if they aren’t parents,” said a spy.

That’s a burn on their daughter! Not only are they ditching her to party but they’re ditching her to party with skeezy Lindsay Lohan! Man, talk about a slap in the face. I forsee these two breaking up within the next couple of years. It’s only a matter of time. I’m determined–I want Hilary Duff to get the last laugh on these two!

Before Christina Aguilera gave birth, Nicole Richie did! I read about this over the weekend but since I like to take the weekends off, I didn’t write about it when it happened. Then when I started writing this morning, I completely forgot that she existed and just had a baby. Someone e-mailed me and was like “Why haven’t you written about Nicole and Joel’s new bundle of joy yet?!” And yes, “bundle of joy” is what she wrote. Cheesy, I know. Anyway, here’s the news about Nicole for those of you who really give a crap.

Nicole gave birth on Friday at Cedars Sinai to a baby girl named Harlow Winter Kate Madden. She weighed 6 lbs and 7 oz at birth. Their spokesperson said “The beautiful healthy baby girl left with her ecstatic parents.”

Good luck to them their nannies. It’s going to be a lot of work. I bet Nicole Richie will be back down to 80 lbs in a week. Girlfriend’s got something shady going on with that but I don’t care enough to investigate!

Congrats to the new parents.

Nicole Richie is indeed pregnant with Joel Madden’s baby. Even though a while back there were rumors of them breaking up, Nicole confirmed to Diane Sawyer that she is four months pregnant with Joel Madden’s baby. Gross! She does cocaine and more than likely has a horrible eating disorder. Does she know she can’t do that shit being pregnant? I give them less than a year before they break up and have another “Travis and Shanna” type of thing going on. I wish they’d listen to me and not even get married… because it’s not going to work. But rumors say they really want to tie the knot before the baby comes. Weird! This baby news is making me wonder if C-Ag has confirmed her pregnancy yet? At least if she’s pregnant, she’ll be a good mom!

Poor Hilary Duff. She says how much she’s over Joel Madden but you know when these rumors first started she probably became a cutter. And now that it’s confirmed, she’s probably on the biggest crying coke binge ever!