Cat fight! I knew I was right about Joaquin Phoenix being a totally bitter diva! Eva, who co-starred in We Own The Night with Joaquin as, ironically, a couple, was interviewed and asked what it was like working with him. She said, “kind of like working with a puppy dog or a 2-year old.” Snap! If she meant that its like working with someone cute that you adore, it totally came out the wrong way. But if she meant that its like working with someone helpless and annoying, then she hit the nail on the head cause I’m thinking thats JUST how Joaquin took it. When the reporter told him what Eva said, he fired back with,

“Had I known I was supposed to be a puppy dog, I would have been much more cute and more consistently attentive. My apologies, Eva, but I had a few other scenes that you weren’t in. This puppy dog had a lot of work to do.”

Cranky! Don’t mess with Joaquin when it comes to his work! Maybe all those stories about Joaquin being lit all the time are true. He seems super moody and bitchy. But I’d say he wins this fight because Eva was being a little skeeze, knocking on Joaquin for no reason. I don’t know though.. think she deserved all that?

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Did anyone see Joaquin Phoenix on Live with Regis and Kelly yesterday? I thought he was really funny and personable but I also kinda thought he was maybe tweeking out a little bit. He was like, looking down and up and really shifty. Tweeking out or maybe just hit the sauce a bit too hard before the interview? I don’t know but I’ll excuse his semi-weird behavior on the show because he’s so unique and cute. But if I excused that, how can I excuse him getting butthurt in an interview and hanging up? A little immature, I think.

Joaquin was giving an interview to Laura Leu of Time Out New York when the host asked him if he prepared for his new film We Own the Night. Joaquin replied, ““I never prepare. I think that’s completely overrated. It’s a very simple job. All you have to do is…stand in the right spot and say the line. So I don’t believe in preparation.” After he said that, I’m sure Leu was like “Umm okay liar face,” but instead she reminded him of the time he was preparing for his role in Ladder 49 by training with firemen. Apparently Joaquin doesn’t like being corrected. He then said, ““I just said that because I thought it would sound good to the press. I don’t know why it seems to be of note that actors do any kind of preparation. It’s just what you’re supposed to do in your ****ing job. Do you think that because you did some research you deserve some special credit?” And then Joaquin hung up on her. Damn, he is a diva in the morning I guess. I say we just chalk it up to him having a bad day and hey, who wants to get called out? No one.

I still stick to my original theory; maybe he was drunk? He looks sloppy a lot of the time. Hot mess.

Some “breaking news” is out about Lindsay Lohan right now. I say “breaking news” because in all actuality it is not breaking news, it is old news, and it is quite worn out news. According to this “breaking news”, a friend of Lindsay Lohan spills their guts and reveals what a skeeze and drug head she really is.

He says he watched Lohan snort 20 lines of coke from the span of 8 o’clock one night until 11 o’clock the next morning. In addition to that, he says that Lohan said, “I’m going to New York tomorrow to fuck Jude Law.” The source also unveils a list of people Lindsay Lohan has slept with, including Jared Leto, James Blunt, Calem Best, Joaquin Pheonix, Benecio Del Toro, and James Franco. Lohan said she messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio but didn’t have sex with him. Here’s a brief blurb of the article that’s outing Lindsay for the drug feign she is:

The friend added: “Lindsay does not care who sees her do coke and where she does it.” And she has not managed to stay off the booze either.

“She carries round a water bottle to try to fool everyone into thinking she is clean but she tips the water out and refills it with vodka and soda.”

Her friend said: “That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before.

“She wasn’t even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor.

“I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone.

“Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out.

“One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat.”

The article is worth reading, so if you’d like to read it, click here (or on breaking news, above.) I feel bad for her because she obviously feels she has to do this to maintain some sort of twisted self-worth. Kinda gives you a little respect for Leonardo DiCaprio, knowing he didn’t get involved in that. Anyway, I think this little girl is more messed up than we realized. Sadness!