I don’t know what Ashley Tisdale does, but I am just happy to have the main picture for a post be someone new. I could have put Lohan up, but that would be annoying so I decided I’d try a new chick. So this is Ashley Tisdale on the 4th of July. Word is that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton hung out on the 4th of July. I couldn’t find a picture of them together, but that’s supposedly what went down. In other meaningless news, Jessica Simpson has apparently lost weight and may or may not be dating Dane Cook. Also, she wore a really ugly, long orange dress on the 4th and I’m not sure why. Hope everyone else had a more eventful 4th.

This is pretty funny. Have you ever heard of a site called PostSecret? Well, if you haven’t, here is what the blogspot site does: PostSecret is a site that publishes secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard. The secrets are real and the people stay anonymous. And today they posted on helluva secret.

The postcard reads (in case you can’t tell): “One of these men is the father. He pays me A LOT to keep it a secret!”

The men in the picture are (..in case you can’t tell): Vince Vaughn, Christian Slater, Ryan Phillippe, Simon Cowell, Adrien Grenier, Patrick Dempsey, Nick Lachey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Marc Anthony, Kevin Federline, Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt, Tobey Maguire, Jim Carrey, Ryan Seacrest, George Clooney, Matthew McConaughey, Justin Timberlake, and Freddie Prinze Jr.

Edit: When one PostSecret reader was right-clicking to save the image, the image title came up “Christian.jpg” Is this a mistake? Or something to throw everyone off? Humm..

Marc Anthony better watch out. J.Lo wants him all to herself and if she finds out he’s got a kid that she didn’t mother, girlfriend just might lose her do-rag and go bonkers.

And let’s be real, K-Fed isn’t paying anyone a lot of money. If anything, he’s asking for hand-outs.

Who do you think the baby’s daddy is??