You know Justin Timberlake always yells at the paparazzi? And when he was dating Cameron Diaz, they would both go bonkers on the paps and yell and scream and spit and stuff? Jessica was never a hater like that until she started dating Justin. This guy must have a vendetta out for the paps and wants everyone to hate them cause now Jessica Biel is a hater, too.

Today after leaving a yoga studio in Santa Monica, Jessica Biel told the paps to get away from her and to “get a real job” while she poked at them with her big black and white umbrella. She caused more a scene being a bitch than if she just tried to sneak out un-noticed! What a snot!

You can see the pictures of Jessica Biel being a snotty bitch right here.

She’s losing my love, I’ll tell you that much.

Who do you think is hotter; Jessica Biel or Megan Fox? Well, The Bastardly wants to know what you think! Click here to take the poll and see who everyone thinks is hotter, Jessica or Megan. I already voted and I definitely think that Jessica Biel is hotter, but all those stupid Megan Fox fans out there are ruining it for me!

Let’s get some ideas going for the next poll, who should be pitted against each other for the next round? Jamie Pressly and Kate Beckinsale? Leah Remini and Gabrielle Union? Catherine Zeta Jones and Angelina Jolie? Let me know who you’d like to see running against eachother!

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Damn! I was really hoping I’d see this go down! Remember last week when we heard Jessica Biel was being considered for the role of Wonder Woman in the upcoming film, Justice League of America? Well, Jessica doesn’t want the role.

“Actress Jessica Biel has decided to pass on playing Wonder Woman in Warner Bros. live-action adaptation of Justice League of America.”

“The former 7th Heaven star had been in early talks to play the Amazonian princess, but she didn’t dig the fact that she’d be only one star among many, as the film required quite an ensemble cast.”

Am I the only one not fully understanding that answer? I mean, she doesn’t want to be part of a movie that has a lot of stars? Does she always want to be the star? Because, as much as I love Jessica Biel, I think that’s sort of stupid. She can’t be the biggest star of all her movies until she’s a huge star.. does that make sense? It makes sense in my head.

I think Jessica would’ve been really good for that role. Maybe she’s tired of playing the buff, fighter chick? I really hope stinky Jessica Alba doesn’t get the job!

I am happy to hear this news! Even though my lover, Jessica Biel, is dating conceited Justin Timberlake, I still love her. And I love hearing that her career is continuing to take off, because I think she definitely deserves it! Everyone gives her crap about being so buff but 1. it takes a lot of hard work and dedication to be as lean and ripped as she is and 2. people are just jealous! She is my ideal body type and I love the way she looks SO THERE!

Okay, off my “I love Jessica” soap box and onto the story. Jessica, according to ComingSoon, is being ear-marked by producers to play Wonder Woman in the upcoming film Justice League of America. The movie will have an array of superheroes including Batman, Superman, Aqua Man, The Flash, and of course, Wonder Woman.

According to the source, producers want to hurry and cast the actors and start production on the film so that they can avoid any possible strikes.

I think Jessica Biel is a good choice for a superhero. I am tired of snotty ass Jessica Alba being in superhero movies because she has like, negative muscle. She’s just skinny.

Congratulations to Jessica Biel, if this turns out to be true. I’ll definitely go see the movie!

Did anyone else feel sorta lame watching the 2007 MTV VMA’s last night? When Nelly, the rapper, came onstage to announce someone he was holding a cup of beer and everyone around him was drinking and laughing and at that moment it hit me: I’m watching all these young, rich, talented (some) people party. That’s all it is! All we did was watch them hang out with their friends, brag about themselves, drink and party. And we all couldn’t wait to tune in and watch it. It made me feel sort of sad to think of it that way, quite honestly.

Anyway, word on the street is that Justin Timberlake was so smooth that he took Rihanna home last night after the awards. (Edit: What the hell happened to him and Jessica Biel being really seriously together and stuff? Jessica Biel may be too classy for Justin Timberlake anyway! Okay, back to the story.) Sources say that Jessica Biel, Timberlake’s rumored girlfriend, was in attendance but when it came time to leave, Justin left with Rihanna!

“Justin and Rihanna were hanging out and [talking] for a while. Then they both got up all nonchalant and left together … It was crazy because Jessica [Biel] was there and she was looking all over for [Justin] … Poor girl.”

That’s cold if that’s true. Justin is pretty arrogant and self-involved so I’m not going to be any too shocked if I find out this is true. Did anyone else think his comment about the “Simpson reality shows” was a bit snarky and rude? I love how he acts like at one point he wasn’t at the same level as Jessica or Ashlee. Can you say BIG HEAD!?

That didn’t take long. Already, just months after Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake started dating, there are rumors that Justin Timberlake is being unfaithful. Burn on Jessica! Page Six is reporting that, while at a party for HBO at Tribeca Grand, Justin was flirting with a yet-to-be-named brunette. (I’m surprised they weren’t “canoodling” because it seems like celebrites are always doing that.) They were talking intimately and seemed very into each other. A friend of Justin’s said,

“He is notorious. He will f*ck anything.”

That’s pretty savage. I haven’t heard too many rumors of Justin Timberlake getting around. He has previously dated Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz. Maybe he’s another Lance Bass waiting to happen?