Jeremy Piven Sunbathes for Memorial Day

 

Entourage star Jeremy Piven went on some sort of vacation for Memorial Day and decided sunbathing would be a good idea. If his chest didn’t look like Tara Reid’s stomach, it wouldn’t be bad. No, I’m kidding. Piven’s got a good body for someone his age. It’s just too bad he’s such an unbelievable douche in real life. He’s a douchery/less funny version of Ari Gold in real life. And that’s not a good thing.

I don’t feel like posting more pictures of Piven trying to look super famous and irritated by the paparazzi, so if you want to see them you can check them out here.

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Posted By : Ms. Hollywood
Posted On : June 1st, 2010
Posted To : Jeremy Piven

Jeremy Piven is an Asshole

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When everyone is going apeshit over Entourage and saying partially funny lines to each other all day at the office, I want to puke kill myself kill them. Why? Because even if Entourage was funny (which it really isn’t), Jeremy Piven is in it and therefore it’s a piece of garbage. I’ve hated Jeremy Piven since I heard she went to a restaurant and left the Season One DVD of  Entourage as the tip for the waitress, instead of cash for working hard and dealing with his fugly, wig-wearing egotistical ass. And now this new story involving harmless and somewhat weak looking Chris Kattan only furthers my hatred for Piven. Here’s what happened:

Backstage at MTV’s It’s On with Alexa Chung, Kattan approached Piven, jokingly, and said: “So, what are you here to promote, your Broadway play?” (Note: Piven dropped out of his play claiming he had Mercury poisoning from eating bad fish and is currently being sued by the producers). Piven, not realizing Kattan was either confused or joking, snapped back: “Well, what are you here to promote, Mango?” The two kept quipping back and forth for a bit until Piven made a low-blow to Kattan about his career. At that point, Kattan realized they weren’t just joking around and that Piven was serious. Kattan tried to apologize, saying he was just joking, but Piven slammed the dressing room door in his face.

Mature. See? He is hate worthy.


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Posted By : Ms. Hollywood
Posted On : August 10th, 2009
Posted To : Chris Kattan, Jeremy Piven
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