The Ghost Whisperer actress Jennifer Love Hewitt had lunch with a friend in Century City, CA the other day. Exciting, I know. She looks pretty good here, though. When she isn’t trying to prove to the world that she isn’t fat and that she’s proud of her body, she looks alright. But when you’re playing tennis in a bikini it’s pretty obvious you’re trying to prove to the world that you have been working out. But now that all that has passed, and she’s back to being normal, she’s looking pretty good. This is a flattering outfit.

Hewitt is currently dating Jamie Kennedy. She was previously engaged to Ross McCall, whom she dated for several years. Maybe they broke up because he was tired of hearing her claim to be a size 2? Just a thought

I have no idea why Jennifer Love Hewitt is playing tennis in a bikini and Elemeno espadrilles she got at Mervyns before they went bankrupt, but she is. I guess she’s trying to showcase that she isn’t a complete lard ass anymore but nonetheless, even Ross McCall is rolling his eyes looking at this pathetically staged and desperate pictures. Interestingly enough, there isn’t an actual tennis ball in any of these pictures. Hmm.

Remember how yesterday Jennifer Love Hewitt was in the news for getting engaged to her long-time boyfriend Ross McCall? Well, that was great, wasn’t it? And now today she’s in the news because apparently she’s recently gone to the beach. I’m all for being happy with yourself, inside and out, and all that great stuff, but does she know she should be wearing a one-piece swimsuit and a wrap? Honestly, I haven’t the best body but I also don’t flaunt it. As I’ve mentioned before, I’m learning how to use photoshop and when I saw this picture of JLH, I thought I should try and make it look “Hollywood” so I did. It’s not that great of a job, but its crazy what a program can do, isn’t it? It makes anyone look anyway they want. I feel sorry for JLH because she’s a has been and she can’t come to terms with it. Plus, I am being mean to her right now and she could be reading. Sorry! I loved I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, though, JLH!

Jennifer Love Hewitt Beach Pictures

Actress (and I use that word loosely because she doesn’t really do that much and when she does its less than desirable) Jennifer Love Hewitt is engaged to get married to her long-time gold-digger boyfriend. Doesn’t he know that if he’s looking for a sugar mama then he needs to hook up with a better actress? Duh, that’s rule number 1 of the “Finding a Sugar Mama” handbook. This guy really needs to meet Howard K. Stern and learn how it’s done!  The two have no date set yet.

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s rep confirms exclusively to Usmagazine.com that Hewitt, 28, and boyfriend, Scottish actor Ross McCall, 32, are engaged to be married.

“They got engaged last week,” her rep tells Us. The couple is currently vacationing in Hawaii.

Us has learned that the antique engagement ring has been in Ross’ family for over 100 years.

Of course he proposed with an “antique” ring. Homeboy is too poor for a real Tiffany’s ring! Jennifer will probably end up buying her own ring just like Britney Spears did when she married Kevin Federline. Ha ha, I may not be rich and famous but at least I’m not pathetic!

So, here is Jennifer Love Hewitt at the 30th Annual Sojourn Shelter Services Gala over the weekend. She brought her boyfriend and wore a beautiful purple floor-length gown. I would love that dress for myself! The only thing is… Jennifer Love Hewitt looks old. Her body looks okay, not in the best shape but better than she looked a couple months ago. But as far as her face goes, she’s looking quite old and worn-out. I like the way her eye-make up is done here, very light and all, but there’s just something about her I can’t put my finger on. Doesn’t she look old? You tell me what it is!

Really, there isn’t much to this story. The title basically says it all. Jennifer Love Hewitt is an uptight, D list celebrity that hates pee. I mean, yeah peeing on anything is gross but hey, at least urine is sterile. They could’ve done number two, and that would’ve been far worse, right?

The Oscar-winning rap group recently moved into the same Toluca Lake neighborhood of the busty “Ghost Whisperer,” and marked their new territory by having one of their assistants relieve himself on Hewitts front yard. The group’s new reality show, “Adventures in HollyHood,” premieres tomorrow night on MTV. While handing out invitations to the Three 6 Mafia housewarming party, you can actually see the assistant peeing on a lawn they claim belongs to the actress. (Source)

Wait, Oscar-winning? Well this changes the whole story! If they’ve won an Oscar I’ve really got to ask myself, what has Jennifer Love Hewitt done for society? Has she entertained us at such a level that she has been rewarded with an Oscar? Umm, I don’t think Heartbreakers earned her that honor. So now I’m going to have to side with Three 6 Mafia, based strictly on credentials.

Random Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures courtesy of Actress Archives.