A week ago I reported that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant. Since then, not only has she been photographed with a big pregnant belly, but she’s also denied the rumors. How confusing!

This picture is all over the internet. She definitely looks pregnant but then again, I’ve never been pregnant so I couldn’t be certain. Now, The NY Post is reporting that J.Lo will officially announce her pregnancy when her tour hits New York City. She wants to do it in her hometown, supposedly.

Jenny from the Block wants to share the good news she’s expecting – right here in her hometown. Bronx native Jennifer Lopez, 38, plans to “announce that she and (husband) Marc Anthony are expecting their first child on Saturday night at her Madison Square Garden concert,” said an insider. A spy at her concert in Connecticut Wednesday night told us, “a fan blew the side of her top all the way up for a moment, and a definitive baby bump was there. She was very quick to push down her top. Then she talked about how this year is full of firsts for her . . . and every so often her dress would fly up and you would see her belly.”

I like to hear when celebrities are pregnant, but this one doesn’t interest me. She seems like she’s never fully sure of what she does, you know?

I suppose when you’re Jennifer Lopez, you can make as many demands as you want. I mean, there is always going to be someone out there who is going to do stuff for you when you’re famous; bottom line. And anyway, I’ve seen demands from less famous and less talented people and they were way worse. I mean, I’m sure the hotel asks what they can do so her people just tell them straight up. I know a lot of you guys probably thought I’d be hating on her for this but I’m actually not seeing the big deal. There are two thumbnails below of J.Lo’s hotel requests. What do you think, are they silly?

Dang! Nicole Richie, Christina Aguilera, Halle Berry and now Jennifer Lopez! It’s a big year for celebrity pregnancies! According to InTouch Weekly, Jennifer Lopez is 12 weeks pregnant with her first child with husband Marc Anthony. To be quite honest, I didn’t think they even had sex but then again maybe its Chris Judd’s baby?! Just kidding.

According to the magazine, Jennifer Lopez has been trying to get pregnant for the last two years. Because she’s miscarried in the past, the couple did vitro fertilization and now J.Lo could be pregnant with twins. J.Lo and her people are waiting a couple of weeks to make the announcement public, because she has miscarried in the past.

Marc Anthony and J.Lo are on tour together until November. I’m interested to see just how big of a boat she turns into! er bottom half is already there!

Jennifer Lopez and her first husband Ojani Noa didn’t last. Obviously, since Lopez married Cris Judd and Marc Anthony since then. (Am I missing anyone else?) Noa, however, wanted to cash in on J.Lo’s celebrity status by writing a tell-all about their marriage. Umm, couldn’t Ben Affleck do that even though they weren’t married, sell more books, and have wayy more to say? This Noa guy really isn’t trying to hide the fact that he wants fast cash, is he?

The book, which was supposed to be titled The Unknown Truth: A Passionate Portrait of a Serial Thriller, will not be published because the book violates a settlement in which Noa agreed not to disparage Lopez or to attempt to profit by disclosing details about her private life. Thank God! I definitely don’t care about reading or hearing about a J.Lo tell all! What’s there to tell that we really even care about? Nothing!

The book would have told the story of the first time Noa had sex with Lopez, and how Lopez had multiple affairs throughout their marriage. The latter is obviously supposed to be shocking but isn’t at all so I’m not sure why he thought that would be a selling point.

Lopez, because of all this, was awarded $545,000 according to People. That money can be broken down like so: “$200,000 in compensatory damages for breach of the Lopez-Noa settlement agreement; nearly $300,000 in attorneys’ fees and almost $48,000 in arbitration costs.”

That’s a lot of money for just saying you’re going to publish a tell-all but then never actually doing it! Bet he sort of wishes he would have just done it then paid her off later, huh?

Umm. Can we please forever burn the cover of this magazine into our brains. Because I just know I am going to have to dig this out in a couple of years, re-post it, say ‘I told you so’ about a trillion times, and laugh really hard.

See the top where it says Marc & J.Lo: Their new movie and why they’ll never break up, do you see that?? Well then you know why it’s funny. Because Jennifer Lopez has dated/married about everyone she’s met and then broken up with/divorced them. So when they say they’ll never break up, do you think they mean they won’t break up at least for ten years or maybe they really have just been hanging around Scientologists so much that they’ve gone bonkers and have forgotten what a bad track record J.Lo has. Either way, let’s please remember they said this!

I am disappointed by reality on a daily basis.. you know what I mean? I really love The King of Queens. The show is hilarious and Doug and Carrie (played by Leah Remini and Kevin James) have great chemistry.. they are both so hilarious. But in real life, Leah Remini is not just a Scientologist, but she’s also an annoying biatch. I saw her on Leno and all she did was talk about how much of a hard-ass she is and how ghetto she is. It was quite ridiculous. And she’s BFFs with J. Lo so you know that means J. Lo is probably an unbearable person to be around, too. Bummer. Don’t you hate it when you really like an actor or singer or something, and then you see them on talk shows in real life and they end up being total douche bags? That’s how I feel about Leah Remini. Anyway, she was just quoted saying how stupid it is for people to say she’s trying to convert J.Lo to Scientology.

“Two girls can’t hang out together? What does that have to do with religion? I just don’t understand it. I would never question, “Such-and-such is hanging out. Does anybody know her religious beliefs? Because that’s why they’re probably hanging out together.” She’s a fabulous girl. I’m fabulous to hang out with. But it’s like, “What could these two have in common? She must be trying to convert her!”

“I read once that I was trying to get Jennifer to do Scientology because it helps with fertility. I don’t know what that’s about. That’s bull – that we’re sitting there at the Polo Lounge talking about fertility. I think Jennifer knows how to get pregnant.”

Does she? Because you just never know. I really don’t think Marc Anthony looks capable of impregnating anyone. He looks like if he tried, he might pass out and then be sick with the flu for the rest of the year. Know what I mean?