Oscars are on. The pictures below are on celebrities arriving to the red carpet. Not sure why Jennifer Lopez is here but whatever. Ryan Reynolds is looking good. A bit worn out but good. Wonder where his wife Scarlett Johansson is? Pictures below of celebrities on the red carpet at the 2010 Oscars.

I used the phrase “demanding diva” because, as a title, is sounds better than “cold, ruthless bitch” but in reality, I mean the latter of the two phrases. But honestly, are you surprised? Jennifer Lopez just looks like an unbearably rude, nasty woman who cares only about herself. She always talks about her “fans” but you know she doesn’t give a damn. Now that she’s had kids she thinks people are more interested in her so now she’s even more big-headed, bossy, and bitchy but in reality, I think we’re all tired of her big, make-up-y face. Aren’t you? I am. Here’s the scoop on her being a demanding diva (aka cold, ruthless bitch):

Jennifer Lopez was a diva with a capital D shopping last week at the Catherine Malandrino boutique on Manhasset’s Miracle Mile, near where she lives with hubby Marc Anthony. “She demanded the store be shut down for her to shop alone, but they said, ‘Absolutely not,’ ” said our spy. “Then one of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount. Jennifer also tried on about a million outfits, then just threw it all in a pile in the dressing room and didn’t buy one thing.” J.Lo’s rep did not return a call.”

Her rep didn’t return the call because she’s probably holding a knife to his throat as we speak. She’s threatening that if he ever tells anyone how she really is, she’ll cut him to pieces. Then she probably reminded him of that movie she was in, Enough, where she learned how to sort of fight. “I will do that to you” she says to him.

Poor guy. He should really get a new job. Even Katherine Heigl would be better to work for!

Motherhood must really be taking its toll on old J.Lo because she looks used and abused. She always wore about 12 lbs of make-up, so that’s not new, but it looks more cakey and disgusting now. And she just seems like she’s really faking to act semi-happy. I don’t know, she just looks like shit here and, well, lately.

I bet she has a bunch of nannies who are “taking care of” (aka raising) her twins. Do you guys think she and Marc Anthony are being real, normal parents or do you think they are being typical celebrities?

 

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have two newborn twins and apparently they have made Tom Cruise the Godfather of those twins. Tom looks pretty crazy so I’m not sure whats going to happen to him. With that said, I wouldn’t want someone who could easily go downhill and turn into the next Gary Busey be the Godfather of my kids. But I guess J.Lo doesn’t care. Sources say:

Tom is delighted. Marc wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to have a Scientologist as the kids’ godfather, especially as he and Jennifer are both Catholic. But in the end Jennifer managed to convince him to agree.

Tom probably sees this as an opportunity to turn J.Lo into a Scientologist. He knows if he can get J.Lo then she’ll force Marc and the kids. Seriously. I’m going to be very surprised if he turns her, though, because she’s a Catholic girl. Catholics are not joking with that stuff.

 

It’s double the baby joy for Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony: They’re the proud new parents of twins, a boy and a girl, Lopez’s manager tells PEOPLE exclusively.

The babies were born early Friday in Long Island, N.Y. The girl was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and the boy followed at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs.

“Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon,” Lopez’s manager Simon Fields tells PEOPLE exclusively.

They’re the first children for Lopez, 38, and the fourth and fifth for Anthony, 39. The couple celebrated the impending births with a baby shower in New York on Jan. 19. “They were just beaming the entire time,” said one partygoer.

Longtime friend Leah Remini calls Lopez “a born mom” and very nurturing. “With our daughter, she’s so great. I mean, lets her go in her closet and play with her coats or her jewelry. She’s just so giving and loving,” Remini said.

Lopez announced her pregnancy Nov. 8, telling the crowd during her final Miami concert: “Marc and I are expecting a baby!” The news of twins was finally confirmed by Lopez’s dad earlier this month, in an interview on Spanish-language television.

During the early weeks of her pregnancy, Lopez skillfully ducked the question, even when appearing on TV in October with Diane Sawyer and with David Letterman.

Lopez shrugged off the secrecy, telling Harper’s Bazaar, “I kind of feel like everybody knew anyway. I was on tour with a bubble gut!”

And being tight lipped has long been Lopez’s style. When she married Anthony in June 2004, her rep would neither confirm nor deny the nuptials had taken place.

What are not being kept secret are Lopez’s plans now that she’s a mother. As she told Harper’s, the hard-working performer intends to take time off.

“Once I did the tour,” she said, “I really just wanted to shut it down, and since then I’ve had to do three things, including a video. It may not sound like a lot, but you know, as this point, any woman can sympathize. It is a lot. I was ready just to sit.”

PEOPLE 

A bunch of celebrities turned out for the Movies Rock: A Celebration of Music in Film  event. Pregnant Jennifer Lopez was there and so was her husband. Doesn’t she look huge? I swear she’s pregnant with triplets or something! Carrie Underwood was there and she was looking beautiful as always. Kate Hudson was also there. She always seems to look exactly the same, all the time. Her hair, her facial expressions, her body.. nothing changes on her. The event looked fun, nonetheless, and everyone seemed to be having a really good time. I’m jealous!