BFFs Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox have promised to raise $1 million in two weeks for their choice charity, Epidermolysis Bullosa medical research. These two are on the board, along with Orlando Bloom,  Kate Beckinsale, Eva Longoria, and Brad Pitt. With all these celebrities trying to raise mone, you’d think they could all just give a million and then raise some on top of that. They’d rather give their name and time than money, I guess.

Epidermolysis Bullosa is a skin disease of some sort that effects children. I heard skin disease and I thought of Amy Winehouse’s ugly mug. Someone should raise money to cure her fug. I’d donate.

 

Is it just me or do you always get the impression that Sheryl Crow still isn’t over her relationship with Lance Armstrong? She went and adopted a baby to try and fill the void when she should’ve just used pills and alcohol like the rest of the celebs! Now shes got a lifetime commitment with that kid. Geez. Now Sheryl Crow is needing some attention so she decided to make it known that both she and her pal Jennifer Aniston were the ones doing the dumping in their relationship. Uh-huh.

“For both of us, the perceived idea is that, in our big relationships, we both got dumped. Believe me, this is not true. Neither one of us has ever gotten dumped. No one ever knows what goes on in relationships.

“Unfortunately, for some people like Jennifer and me, so much is written about things that you don’t say, and so many emotions are attributed to you that you haven’t had.”

Interesting.. I believe Jen may have dumped Brad because she has the mentality “dumped or be dumped” but I really don’t think Sheryl Crow dumped Lance Armstrong. I mean, she stuck by him through cancer and whatnot, I think she was in it for the long haul. Maybe she’s just trying to get Lance’s attention? What an attention whore.

Jennifer Aniston is virtually in the tabloids every week. I feel bad for her because she’s just trying to get on with her life and be happy but the tabloids CANNOT let her be! I mean, I’m a firm believer in famous people needing to accept that they’re going to be in the tabloids cause they’re famous but I also believe ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! As if getting dumped (and cheated on) by Brad Pitt isn’t bad enough, now she’s gotta face a new drama every week with these magazines.

One of them was reporting that Jennifer was supposed to have a face-to-face with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at a party for the Oscars on Saturday night. I’m thinking this was just more drama the tabloid has put on Jen’s shoulders because it didn’t happen. Jen showed up to the party but Angie and Brad did not. I’m thinking this whole story was made up because why would Angie and Brad show up? Both of them were snubbed for their work in the film industry last year so showing up to Oscar parties would be odd as it is. Nonetheless, the meeting of ex-lovers and current lady never went down.

In other Jennifer Aniston news, apparently she is freezing her eggs. I guess since Jen is getting older and has yet to meet Mister Right, she wants to ensure that when she meets him she can still have their babies. A good idea, I guess, if you don’t want to be like Nicole Kidman. But, just like other Aniston stories, I doubt this is true. According to Star Magazine, Jen’s good pal Sheryl Crow told her she should just adopt but Jen is thrilled to be having her own children in the future, and wants to preserve that dream by freezing her eggs. Jen’s rep has denied the story, which in Hollywood doesn’t really mean anything. Nonetheless, I think this story is probably untrue.

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I always wonder how true these stories about Jennifer Aniston are. I mean, does she really even care about Brad and Angelina or are we just projecting how we think she should feel right onto her via the media? I bet she’s pissed off that Brad and Angelina are this holier than now couple because they’re both cheating liars, and she knows it and the world knows it, yet they’re still worshipped. But I bet she’s laughing pretty hard, too, because Angelina Jolie doesn’t have the greatest track record for “making it work” in her relationships. I bet Jen knows Angie and Brad will be sick of eachother within the next couple of years, then she knows she’ll be sitting pretty good. (That’s my projection, can you tell?) News outlets are reporting that the news of Angelina Jolie being pregnant again are devastating to Jen, though. They are saying she’s very unhappy.

“Jennifer is putting on a brave face, but inside she is really upset. She wasn’t prepared for how she’d feel when she saw the pictures of Angelina and her bump. It took her by surprise because it was further proof of just how much Brad has moved on with his life compared to her.”

Well that’s what they say but I don’t buy it. I think she’s pissed and a bit upset but I doubt she’s really caring that much. Yes, it was dram when Brad got with Angie and everyone knew what had happened and yes it was dram when Angie had Shiloh but.. its been a couple of years and I’m sure Jen is pretty much done with the dram.  That’s what I think but then again, that’s also how I hope she feels (because I really like Jennifer Aniston) so who knows. If she really is sad, all she has to do is watch Gia. Angelina plays supermodel Gia in that movie and she dies. ‘Nuff said.

Well, okay, let’s not assume.. but, if what the National Enquirer is saying turns out being true… then the 38-year-old actress has a bun in the oven! I sort of hope she does because she deserves to have a happy relationship and needs to stop being tied to stupid Brad and stupid Angie! The baby, if she’s pregnant, is rumored to belong to Jason Lewis, the guy from Sex and the City. He’s really hot so they’d make a great kid! Don’t Jason Lewis and Gabriel Aubrey kind of remind you of each other? They totally do for me. Anyway, the NE is running a pregnancy story with an old picture, but I’m Not Obsessed has posted some pictures of Jennifer on Christmas Eve and it surely looks like she’s pregnant. And hey, the Enquirer was right about Jamie Lynn… so I wonder? I’ll keep you updated.

Ah! I like this story because it’s about new people! David Arquette and his wife, Courteney Cox Arquette, are hardly ever in the news so its quite refreshing! I also like this story because, if you’re in a relationship with someone AND you have a best friend, then you know it’s just the sort of thing that really happens! It’s like real drama. So here’s the scoop:

Apparently, David Arquette is tired of Jennifer Aniston playing third wheel in his relationship with Courteney Cox, his wife. He says Jennifer calls Courteney all the time, is around for all the holidays, and even goes on their family vacations and now he’s tired of it!

Courteney and Jennifer have been virtually inseparable since meeting on hit US TV show ‘Friends’ 13 years ago, but now David has had enough of sharing his wife with her best pal and has issued Courteney with some ground rules.

A source said: “Somewhat understandably, David’s now saying it’s him or Jennifer. He’s had enough and is drawing a line in the sand. He’s asking that Jennifer’s visits become less frequent and that there are no phone calls between midnight and 8am.”

Another source added: “David is now telling friends that it feels like he is married to two women.

“He likes Jennifer but, since she’s been single, she and Courteney spend so much time together that it’s no surprise he’s feeling left out.”

If this is true, this is ALL Angelina Jolie’s fault! Jennifer Aniston wouldn’t be single, calling Courteney Cox at all hours and going everywhere with her family, if Angie hadn’t been a husband-stealer! I say we all blame Angie for this, because who else would we blame? Jennifer is lonely and I think a bit sad, Courteney is just trying to be a good friend, and Brad Pitt is a man who can’t think with anything but his you-know-what so it’s got to be Angelina’s fault. Uggh, I hope she’s happy she’s ruining YET ANOTHER marriage!

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