I remember when I would use the word “perform” loosely to describe Paris Hilton singing on stage, but even this is a stretch. Here is Jenna Jameson popping out of a styrofoam cake in Las Vegas, putting on a birthday show for her boyfriend UFC fighter Tito Ortiz. This has been called a performance, but it looks like a train wreck–you don’t want to look but you can’t turn away. Seriously. Like, 5 years ago everyone would’ve been swarming around that cake to see Jenna pop out and do a sexy song and dance, but now that she’s just a worn out pile of tanning bed/porno skin with absolutely no good features left on her bony body, no one wants to look. In fact, I’m betting Tito jumped out of his seat when the cake opened up and Jenna came out. He was probably scared. I’m scared just looking at these pictures. If she falls out of that cake, her whole body will shatter to pieces! More pictures of super-skinny Jenna Jameson at Tito Ortiz’s birthday in Las Vegas below.

 

The title of the post is pretty self-explanatory, but for those of us who are sort of OCD and like to know every little fact before we make our nasty judgements, here’s the story. Jenna Jameson was at the AVN awards in Las Vegas over the weekend and she announced there that she would “never” do porn again. Her exact words were “I will never ever spread my legs again in this industry. Ever!’

Umm, I’m thinking she’ll end up doing something just as slutty. After her baby-faced freak show of a boyfriend dumps her ass, she’ll resort to something. A nude scene in a D-List movie like that Tabitha chick that’s always on Dr. 90210.  Which is, if you think about it, worse. But nothing surprises me anymore. I mean, Jenna used to be pretty and now she’s skin and bones. I think the extreme bulimia look only works on certain people, and she just ain’t one of ‘em. She needs some meat in her, no pun intended.

Do you think Jenna has really quit porn, permanently?

Wow. When I first looked at these pictures I didn’t even know it was Jenna Jameson. Seriously, she looks like cracked out Barbie in Vegas. She should seriously quit being in denial about not having an eating disorder and go get some help. And what plastic surgeon did she go to when she got her implants out? She’s got some weird, rubber skin thing going on. Her boobs are like what I imagine the female Stretch Armstrong looking like, seriously. Ick! Here are more pictures of Jenna at the Heatherette Fashion Show in Los Angeles. Click to enlarge if you dare!

Jenna Jameson has made the statement that she is officially out of the pornography business. Instead, the 33-year-old is focusing on her modeling career, her clothes line, her comic book and her biopic. I’m not sure why she thought she couldn’t do all that stuff with breast implants, but whatever. I know they’re already out, but I really think she should have put more thought into it before she did it. You know why? Because now she’s just a cracked out skinny girl whose slept with a lot of guys and is covered in tattoos with too much crap in her lips. Not hot. Jenna said,

“When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I’d wear high-necked clothes – unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why don’t I be who I am and get my real ones back?”

“Even for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighter…before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself! The first thing I did when I got home was open my bra. I wasn’t supposed to but I did. I was so happy, I cried. It was like looking into the mirror when I was 17.”

I’m going to laugh so hard when, in like a year or two, Jenna has to return to porn to keep those high-end paychecks rolling in. Once she realizes people don’t think she’s any fun just as a model then they’ll be disinterested. Sad, but true. Guys might always like her, but they won’t love her anymore. Out of porn forever.. ha!

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So this picture of Jenna Jameson is from March 31st but she still looks just the same. It is rumored that Jenna has lost close to 40 pounds. I don’t remember a time when Jenna ever needed to lose even 5 pounds, but that’s also just my opinion. At the EXXXotica Convention in Miami, when her fans started to ask her about her recent weight loss, Jenna’s crew cut them off and led her away. Apparently she isn’t taking questions about that.

“She was contractually supposed to show up for a total of six hours in two days yet arrived late both days and blew off the event 45 minutes early on the second day of her appearance…When fans openly asked her about her [botched surgery] and why she was so thin, her people cut them off. But she shouldn’t be standing in front of an old photo of herself when she’s about 40 pounds skinnier than she was.” (Source)

Oh and wait, here’s the funniest part.

She left the event early with her martial-artist boyfriend, Tito Ortiz, when she saw that rival porn star Tera Patrick had a longer line of waiting fans than she did.

Had a longer line? Hmm. At the end of the day, they are both people who have sex for money. So no matter who has the longer line, I think they are both equally skanky.

Jenna is starting to look scary, though. Her arms are so boney. Her face looks better with weight on it. She looks deathly. Comparing her to Posh Spice, I’d day Posh looks healthier than Jenna.

Let’s hope she get’s better!