According to TMZ, Britney Spears plans to be in court this morning at 8:30am to ask the judge for overnight visitation with her two sons. While Britney’s lawyer will for sure be there, it is only rumored that Britney will show up, but her being their will help show how much she wants her sons. I say she doesn’t show.

With a couple of clean drug tests under her belt, I guess she feels like shes got some lead way. Kevin Federline and his lawyers, on the other hand, don’t think Britney has any good intentions. They also don’t think she realizes you can’t just change a court order after its given. K-Fed’s lawyer said,

“The fact that a party, one week after a full court hearing, attempts to change the orders of the court, in the absence of an emergency or without any new facts, suggests a continued lack of respect and understanding for what an order of the court actually means.”

I totally agree. Isn’t it crazy that we used to hate K-Fed and beg Britney Spears to leave him and now he’s like, father of the year and stuff? I hope he keeps up the good image because those little boys need at least one person semi-realistic and caring to live with. Britney Spears is a nasty mess and I hope the judge turns her ass down!

Oh and P.S. Britney, Kevin, SP, and JJ all have pink eye. Sick!

UPDATE: Britney never showed up to court this morning! Did I freakin’ call it or what?! 

Gosh I am so sick of pathetic Britney news! And the thing about this story is that… I think it’s totally true! I think there are more pictures of Britney holding her pup London than there are of her holding one of her two sons!

OK! Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears loves her doggie London much more than her sons, and it’s obvious. Sad!

“She cares more about London than her boys! She’ll let anyone hold Preston and Jayden, but has to really trust you for you to even touch London.”

“If one of the boys is crying and London is barking, she’ll pick up London while the nanny calms the babies.”

That’s not even the worst part, seriously! The source said that when Britney was being comforted (after she lost her boys) someone said to her that everything would be okay and that she would get her boys back and do you know what Britney said? “I don’t give a shit anymore. I never wanted them in the first place.“ Well isn’t that special! I think this story is probaby true and I definitely don’t want to talk about stupid ass Britney anymore!

Isn’t that picture of Jamie Lynn Spears and Sean Preston Federline so cute? I thought so. I don’t know what trailer they’re in, but they look cute. I’d rather look at them than fugly Britney so that’s why I’ve put that picture up. TRUST–I know it’s not Britney.

So, Britney Spears was supposed to have her first monitored visit with her two sons, Sean Preston Federline, 2, and Jayden James, 1, today at her Malibu mansion. But of course, Britney let them down. (Or did them a favor because now that I think about it, they probably hate her.) Apparently, Kevin’s people were at Britney’s gate, trying to get a hold of her via the intercom so she could open the gate and let them in, but Britney never answered. Here’s what Life & Style Magazine says happened:

“She and Alli [Sims] headed to Brit’s Malibu house. They went to sleep as soon as they got there. Brit was up in plenty of time to prepare for the boys’ visit at 10 a.m. But she waited, and waited, and they didn’t show up. Alli’s cellphone rang, and it was Kevin [Federline’s] people, saying that the boys were going back to Kevin because she hadn’t answered the intercom at the gate!”

“Brit didn’t realize the intercom wasn’t working. She begged them to bring the boys back. But they wouldn’t. She was devastated that they wouldn’t turn around.”

Umm, a few things. One, can we please stop calling her “Brit” like she’s our cute, teenage friend because she’s NOT, two, can we please not use the word devastated when referring to how Britney feels about anything cause it’s clear she just don’t give a damn, and three, can Alli Sims please get a clue and start doing something productive for Britney other than be her fugly sidekick? Ok, thanks! I’m so sick of Britney today. I promise no more posts about her.