Jamie Lynn has already sold her baby out to cover OK! magazine. She gives a brief interview about what her delivery was like and what life is like with a new baby. I read the mini article and it made me yawn. Seriously, it was tiring. They seem really boring. I guess we expect more out of Jamie Lynn since her sister is such a fuck up but she’s honestly a bore. And she lies. Here’s what she said about Maddie:

“She is very good,” says Jamie Lynn. “She’ll feed every two or three hours. When she wakes up in the middle of the night, I’ll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There’s no screaming and crying.”

No screaming and crying? I don’t believe it. Jamie Lynn is trying so hard to make her teen-mom drama look like a fairy tale that she’s come up with this lie: my baby doesn’t cry! I call bullshit!

Maddie Briann entered the world with a full head of hair, her daddy’s toes and the world’s most famous aunt waiting just outside the door.

New mom Jamie Lynn Spears, daddy Casey Aldridge and baby Maddie were catching up on rest Saturday following the birth Thursday at a hospital in McComb, Miss., near the Spears family home across the state line in Kentwood, La., a source tells PEOPLE.

Jamie Lynn was discharged from the hospital overnight Friday, with the new arrival getting an early education in her family’s notoriety: their car had a police escort home.

“They’re doing terrific,” the source says. “The baby’s got 10 fingers and 10 toes … and a full head of hair. She’s long, a tall baby, and she weighs 7 lbs, 11 oz.”

When the baby was born at about 9:30 a.m., Jamie Lynn’s sister, Britney Spears, and the rest of the Spears and Aldridge families were just outside the birthing room in the spacious maternity suite.

The relatives then joined the new family in the birthing room and took turns holding Maddie Briann and commenting on her features. When new grandmother Joyce Aldridge held the baby, she remarked that Maddie “has Casey’s toes,” the source says.

Jamie Lynn, 17, and Casey, 19, intend to get married soon, but no date has been announced. Jamie Lynn recently purchased a home in nearby Liberty, Miss., where she and Casey have been living for about three weeks.

PEOPLE 

Jamie Lynn Spears should feel special because normally no one cares about her. This whole “teen-pregnancy/messed up sister” thing is working wonders for her fame. She should soak it up and own it because once she pops and becomes a nobody, she’ll wish she wouldn’t have been such a stick in the mud!

Apparently a pap, Edwin Merino, was following Jamie Lynn and Casey Aldridge around.. at a gas station. The pap was trying to get pictures but couldn’t. He claims he was 200 feet away but apparently he was lying cause Jamie Lynn had him arrested and took him to court. Jeez.

He was arrested and booked and released on bail. Jamie Lynn needs to chill out. That’s what happens when you’re a teen mom Disney star.

Jamie Lynn Spears is doing so much better with her pregnancy than Britney did with either of her two pregnancies. I mean, she’s actually taking showers and getting dressed up! Britney always looked like her hair hadn’t been washed since the baby was conceived and she dressed like crap, too. But here’s Jamie Lynn, all dressed up and looking cute (I could live without the glasses), getting gas and running errands. She should be careful in those heels but still, she looks good. Props to her.

It was a family affair Saturday as mom-to-be Jamie Lynn Spears was feted with an intimate baby shower in Kentwood, La.
About 30 guests were invited – including big sis Britney – to Kentwood for a ladies-only, catered celebration for the 17-year-old at the family’s Serenity mansion. (Spears hadn’t been back to her hometown since her aunt’s funeral early last year.)

“Jamie Lynn opened every gift,” says a source, adding that mom Lynne and fiancé Casey Aldridge’s mother lent a hand. “We all sat in a circle and she opened gifts and thanked every person. It was just a good old-fashioned baby shower.”

In March, the Zoey 101 star registered for baby booty at Babies “R” Us.

Though sheriff’s deputies were posted at the gate and paparazzi circled in helicopters, “it was a normal shower,” says the source. “A wonderful, sweet occasion.”

PEOPLE 

P.S. The picture I used for the post was not relevant at all but I think it’s really funny.

 

No, Jamie Lynn, don’t do it! Just because you’re having his baby doesn’t mean that you need to marry him! I can’t take two Spears girls with divorces under their belts! Grr. Rumor has it that Jamie Lynn Spears received an engagement ring from her boyfriend and baby-daddy Casey Aldridge. That has mess written all over it! People reports:

Spears, 16, has been flashing the rock to friends and family around Louisiana and Mississippi, a source close to the family tells PEOPLE.

“She’s got an engagement ring,” the source says. “She’s been showing it off, talking about it.”

Spears and her 18-year-old fiancé are expecting the baby this summer. No official word yet on a wedding date for the couple.

Well, at least she thinks she is doing the right thing which means she’s at least trying. More than I can say for her crazy ass sister Britney. I just really want this whole “Jamie Lynn Pregnant” thing to turn out to be a really good Ashton Kutcher prank of some sort. Wouldn’t that make us all a whole lot happier?