I was hoping this would turn out to be true! Finally pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon acting like a couple! There have been rumors about these two being a couple for like, a year! I seriously thought maybe Jake was Reese’s gay girlfriend but now that seems far away! They look really happy together… I wonder what Ryan Phillippe thinks? I read somewhere on the ‘net that these two were just acting like a couple to send hype towards their movie Rendition because it isn’t doing that well at the box office but I totally don’t see either one of them stooping that low! That’s an Angelina Jolie move, seriously! More pictures of the couple below.

“I know this isn’t quite the same, but I was stuck in a women’s bathroom once with Susan Sarandon. She was interviewing me for a magazine and we couldn’t find a battery for our recording device, so we ended up in a women’s bathroom. I discovered two things that day: that the floor in a women’s bathroom is colder than the floor in the men’s. And believe me I’ve spent a lot of time on the floor of a men’s bathroom so I should know! And women pee louder than men do, even though we might not expect it. Maybe it’s just American women. I don’t know.”

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For the last couple of months it has been an on-going rumor that newly divorced Reese Witherspoon is dating her Rendition co-star Jake Gyllenhaal. There are also rumors of Jake being in a gay relationship with a man for more than a couple of years. What to believe!?

I would like to think that Reese and Jake are together because I think Jake is way nicer of a guy that stupid Ryan Phillippe. But I’d also like to think that Jake is Reese’s girlfriend–her gay shopping and gossip buddy. I don’t know which they are but there are more stories coming out of the two being intimate lovers. E! Online reports:

“Jake and Reese were sitting by the fire all night, talking,” a fellow party guest tells me. “Everyone was talking, laughing and celebrating Rufus, but they were deep, deep in conversation. It was like there was no one else in the world.”

If you were wondering, the party they were supposedly “canoodling” at was at Carrie Fisher’s house. I don’t know if I really believe this story. I mean, I believe Carrie Fisher had a party, I believe that Reese and Jake probably went, and I believe there was a fireplace. Other than that, it’s pretty much all hear-say.

Here is Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal at the premiere of their move “Rendition” at the Toronto Film Festival. They both looked good and when I say they both looked good I mean Jake is a piece of rumored-gay hotness and Reese always looks perfect. I’m confused because there are always rumors about Jake being gay and Jake dating Reese. I’m beginning to think Jake and Reese are like girlfriends or something. They shop, gossip, and cry on eachothers’ shoulders. I don’t think there’s more to it than that. I’d be girlfriend BFFs with either of them!

I’d assume after you date Kirsten Dunst for such a long time, your chances of becoming gay probably significantly increase. Am I right or am I right? So hearing that Jake Gyllenhaal may all of the sudden be coming out of the closet as a homosexual of more than four years, I’m actually not all that surprised. In fact, I sort of thought this would have happened sooner. But whatever. Jonathan Jaxson, an former Hollywood publicist, is saying Jakie is gay.

Jake Gyllenhaal has been dating the same guy for years. Last year Jake and his bf were arrested and brought into the West Hollywood station after the sheriffs office was called after catching Jake and his bf having sex in an SUV behind the restaurant Chin Chins in LA. Both were later released. Jake has been dating this guy for years, even before he broke up with Kirsten Dunst. She found out about his bf and confronted him at Chateau Marmont. The confrontation was loud and they broke up right there. News of their break-up followed a few days later. Jake and his bf are currently expecting a baby through a surrogate. They used a company based in Westwood, CA. The baby is due in September.

A baby, huh? I wonder if his sister Maggie knows he is gay? Well, if its true I think its good. I’d rather hear gay-Jake drama than straight Britney drama any day of the week. Word!

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The only thing that could make Ryan Phillippe and Jake Gyllenhaal fighting more gay is if they were doing the “ball-and-streamer” dancing thing from the Olympics. I mean, that’s how gay this little bitch fight really is.

Apparently Ryan Phillippe, the ex-husband of Reese Witherspoon, is pissed off at Jake for dating his ex-wife. I guess what he forgot is that he treated her like shit and then cheated on her, so instead of crying about her dating a new guy, he should be thanking his lucky stars that Reese didn’t pull a Lorena Bobbitt on him.

Here’s the scoop on little crybaby Ryan:

“Ryan is pissed about Jake,” a Phillippe insider tells Us Weekly, adding that Phillippe, 32, told Witherspoon, 31, “he didn’t want ‘that guy’ around their kids [son Deacon, 3, and daughter Ava, 7] and then made some crude Brokeback Mountain remark.”

However, a Gyllenspoon source tells Us that “Reese doesn’t have Jake spend the night when the kids are around.” And though the actor may be angry that Witherspoon is moving on, his feelings for Aussie actress Abbie Cornish, 25, are less conflicted.

Gyllenspoon? Where do they get this crap from? It’s actually sort of catchy though. I can totally see myself saying Gyllenspoon in the shower tomorrow and telling customers they get a free Gyllenspoon with a purchase of Brokeback Mountain on DVD. You hear it and you think it could be a French waffle iron, don’t you? I do.

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