This story is so sleazy and disgusting that I almost can’t even write it. Almost. Rita Crosby, the author of the upcoming tell-all Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith’s Death, is saying that Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern had a gay affair. Rita says that she and another friend of Anna Nicole walked in and found Larry and Howard shirtless with their pants down, kissing.

“Their bodies were intermingled. It was obvious what was happening.”

What could make this more disgusting and horrible? That, according to this same source, there is a tape of it out there. And sources say that Anna Nicole loved to watch the tape… over and over again.

Okay. I know Anna Nicole Smith was no classy and glamorous woman who was highly respected or anything like that but… come on. If she liked watching these two money-hungry idiots go at it, then she liked it. But in all respect to her, shouldn’t we leave her out of this? I mean, her daughter will eventually be old enough to read and that’s some gross stuff to read about. This story is probably true, which sickens me to say, because Larry told Rita if she published the story then he would sue her. That’s something that a guilty person would say!

I’m not saying this is sick because I’m a homophob, because I’m not. But I am, however, disgusted by these two men and their pathetic lives. I sort of wish this story would just disappear, though, because the image it brought to my mind made me choke on my coffee.

The results are in and the biological father of late model Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, Dannielynn, are revealed!

Dannielynn is the ONLY HEIR to Anna Nicole Smith’s fortune! (Or maybe lack there of!)

The little girls daddy is…

LARRY BIRKHEAD!

Who else?! Sorry, Howard K. Stern!! You creep-o!!

Who did you think was the father?

Are you surprised?

You can read more about the legal proceedings of Anna Nicole Smith here.

You can read more about the life of Anna Nicole Smith here.

Now that the biological father is determined, physical custody is the next fight! Money, location, family… all will play a role in when he’s gonna get his daughter!

The paternity test results will be revealed later THIS WEEK!

What this basically means is that it will be confirmed that Howard K. Stern IS NOT the daddy.

Larry Birkhead is probably the daddy, but even if he’s not I wouldn’t be surprised. I can’t wait to see the look on Howard K. Stern’s face when the news is read that he isn’t the dad. Wait, he won’t be shocked so he’s really going to have to put his acting skills to the test to at least fake being surprised.

He tried to appeal the DNA test, but a panel of three judges ruled against him. They know what’s up. They also fined him $5,000 for being a douche bag and wasting the court’s time.

Stay tuned cause later this week… the news about Dannielynn’s baby daddy will be out!

Howard K. Stern delivered a eulogy at Anna Nicole Smith’s funeral. Typically, a eulogy is used to honor a person and the life they lead, tell happy stories in order to preserve good memories. But Howard K. Stern couldn’t even give Anna Nicole Smith that much respect, not even at her funeral. Of all the cheap hollywood gossip I’ve read, this comes close to being the cheapest.

Entertainment Tonight reported that Howard K. Stern used the eulogy as a way to lash out at Vergie Arthur, Anna Nicole Smith’s mother. Here is part of Stern’s “tribute” to Anna:

There’s only one truth, and it’s not what people say in court, even if those people are your blood relatives. . . . The truth is what you live, what you touch, what you feel. . . . It didn’t matter what people said. . . . Sometimes, I don’t know how I’m going to go on. . . . My work isn’t done, I still have to protect you, your wishes and most of all. . . . Dannielynn, no matter who comes at me. We know the truth. . . and that’s all that matters.” (Source)

Whatever all that means. You’d think he could quit being a creepy assjacket long enough to give the lady some respect.

Other details of the funeral, however, can be found in the current issue of Us Weekly Magazine.