I could list all the things I’ve been super busy with but I’m sure you all wouldn’t give a shit. All you want are high resolution pictures with a lot of trash talk you can bag on! BUT.. it would make me feel better to tell you why I took such a long, unexpected break. So here’s what I’ve been doing: all my end of the semester papers and projects, studying for finals, finals, packing, getting ready to move, moving, wedding stuff, household stuff, and… so much more. It’s been a hard semester but now I’m back. And because of my hiatus (I feel bad, trust me) I will be having a nice little giveaway in about a week or so. Stay tuned and many apologies!

No one really cares where I was or what I was doing, they just want me to keep posting. But I feel the need to tell you. It was my birthday this week. My fiance’s birthday this week, too. And its toward the end of my semester at school so I’ve been pretty swamped with papers and projects. I apologize for not posting. I will catch up, though.

The rest of this month is probably only going to get crazier, but I will make a serious effort to try and keep this site updated. Plus we’ve got a new layout coming (I know I’ve been saying that for a long time) I just can’t say for sure when. But trust me guys, you’ll like it much better. Anyway, happy Friday and apologies all around.

I know that all five of you that actually come to this site daily are probably a little mad at me for not updating more the last week or so. Well I have excuses reasons to give you on why that happened.

First, a month or so ago I got a ticket (total bullshit, BTW) for the tint on my car windows. Everybody has tinted windows—the homies with the Escalades to the school teachers in the Camrys but as luck would have it, I got the ticket. So, being us, we waited til the last minute to take the tint off ourselves and go get the ticket paid. The time it took to do that was probably a total of 4 hours (if that) but nonetheless, it took up my precious time. Second, I had a paper due in my “Approaches to Literary Study” class that was complete shit. I re-wrote it three times and it still sucked. I stressed over it for a couple of weeks yet last week it was finally due and it consumed a total of 2 days of my time. Third, I wasn’t sleeping well last week. I have early class two days out of the week, morning and afternoon class the other two days, and work in the afternoon for three days out of the week. I took a nap once last week and it completely screwed my whole schedule off. I was going to bed late and waking up early and not finding the energy to care about anything. Especially famous jerks. So those are my reasons. But let me just say this..

Sometimes doing this website gets hard. I’m a full-time student, I have a part-time job, I’m working on planning a wedding, trying to get in better shape, maintain a relationship with my family, am a shuttle for my fiance to get to school and home (he does the same for me), and I still have to get the daily things done around my house. Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I think to myself “I really don’t want to get online and read about celebrities being assholes and spending loads of money on lavish dinners and ugly clothes.” I feel like I word hard to just barely survive. My fiance and I work hard to NOT be in debt and always reading about these celebrities can really get to you sometimes. BUT I am just telling you all this to promise I will be back with a (forced) vengeance this week and from now on. I promise!

One more thing before I go.. as a reader, do you guys like the daily link post? Do you click them? What could make them better? Feel free to give me feedback on this–anything you want to say. We’re going to be launching a new look for the site in a couple of days so keep an eye out for it. That’s it for me now! Have a good week, people.

P.S. Enjoy that quick photoshop of Kelly Clarkson. The orangina hair and the thick nose just hadda go, man.

Finally I found something that’s worth giving away! (Isn’t that like, a huge oxy moron?) When I first heard about this book, I thought to myself ‘this is something I can definitely see myself reading while I’m cycling at the gym or waiting for the pasta to cook’ and I was right. For those of us who don’t feel like reading heavy novels all the time, this book is a nice little break! It’s full of interesting celebrity tidbits–who does what diet, who starves themselves, what diets work, what celebrities say, and much, much more. So for those of us who made New Years Resolutions to stick to our diet and work-out regimen… well, I don’t know if this book is inspirational but its definitely something I enjoyed while at the gym! If you’re interesting in winning this contest to receive your free copy of The Black Book of Hollywood Diet Secrets by Kym Douglas and Cindy Pearlman, here’s what you have to do:

• Comment on THIS post from January 14th through January 21st.. Last comments accepted are at 11:59pm on January 21st.
• Leave your name and a valid e-mail address

The winner will be randomly selected and contacted on January 22nd.. so check your e-mail and as always, many thanks to each and every one of you who read the site! You’re greatly appreciated! And good luck to those who enter!

Finally I found something that’s worth giving away! (Isn’t that like, a huge oxy moron?) When I first heard about this book, I thought to myself ‘this is something I can definitely see myself reading while I’m cycling at the gym or waiting for the pasta to cook’ and I was right. For those of us who don’t feel like reading heavy novels all the time, this book is a nice little break! It’s full of interesting celebrity tidbits–who does what diet, who starves themselves, what diets work, what celebrities say, and much, much more. So for those of us who made New Years Resolutions to stick to our diet and work-out regimen… well, I don’t know if this book is inspirational but its definitely something I enjoyed while at the gym! If you’re interesting in winning this contest to receive your free copy of The Black Book of Hollywood Diet Secrets by Kym Douglas and Cindy Pearlman, here’s what you have to do:

• Comment on THIS post from January 14th through January 21st.. Last comments accepted are at 11:59pm on January 21st.
• Leave your name and a valid e-mail address

The winner will be randomly selected and contacted on January 22nd.. so check your e-mail and as always, many thanks to each and every one of you who read the site! You’re greatly appreciated! And good luck to those who enter!

As you can see, the celebrities have sent out their Christmas cards and want to wish all the small people a Merry Christmas! Okay.. so these aren’t real. The guy over at PlanetHiltron.com made ‘em all but whatever. They’re still funny and photo-shopped quite well if I may say so myself. Enjoy ‘em.  They’re my Christmas gift to all of you. Oh and the Sarah Jessica Parker one is my favorite. She looks so shocked yet.. so calm.