If you ever watched the E! reality show The Girls Next Door, you’d know that Holly Madison has been wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend, Hugh Hefner, for a long time. I’ve watched that show, almost every episode I think and I can’t decide if Holly really loves Hugh or not. It’s clear that she gives him attention and treats him like a baby (which he obviously likes) but does she do that to ensure she’s in the will or is that love? And I wonder if Holly wants to have a baby to ensure she’s taken care of for life or because she really loves Hugh? It’s seriously hard to tell. I guess the only person who really knows is Holly. And there are rumors flying that she’s trying to get pregnant. Addressing those rumors, Holly said,

“There has been lots of trying—lots of trying!…There will certainly be a lot of romantic years ahead but a wedding? We will see.”

If they get married then we know she’s knocked up. If they get married, will Hef dump Kendra and Bridget? It only seems right. I sort of hope Holly gets pregnant. Think of all the jokes Conan, Dave, and Jay will tell if that pepaw has another kid at his age. It would be funny as hell. Somehow I can’t see Hef holding a baby? The thought of that alone is pretty comical, isn’t it?

When I read this story I thought, “this is news??” because I’ve heard so many stories about what Hef makes those girls do behind closed doors. Sickening! But I guess this story is real sexual assault. The Los Angeles Police Department issued this statement to Entertainment Tonight:

“On Wednesday, August 6th, Los Angeles Police Department detectives began an investigation related to a report of a possible sexual assault at the Playboy Mansion in West L.A. For reasons of law and confidentiality that are critical in such investigations of this type, no additional information will be released at this time.”

Humm. It doesn’t say whether or not it involves Hugh Hefner or his three girlfriends, Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson. But if it didn’t involve them, don’t you think Hef would want people to know there wasn’t any funny business going on?

Who knows. There are also rumors that Holly Madison is pregnant with Hef’s baby. I don’t know why, other than getting his money when he dies, she would want to do that. I know she says she really loves him but I think it’s all a front. I mean, he’s like 100 years old. It’s so wrong. Oh and, funny story. Bridget Marquardt has her bachelors and masters degrees but she’s the stupiest one on that show. How does that work out? The whole situation with these girls living with this old guy just baffles me. Very gross.