I don’t know what Ashley Tisdale does, but I am just happy to have the main picture for a post be someone new. I could have put Lohan up, but that would be annoying so I decided I’d try a new chick. So this is Ashley Tisdale on the 4th of July. Word is that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton hung out on the 4th of July. I couldn’t find a picture of them together, but that’s supposedly what went down. In other meaningless news, Jessica Simpson has apparently lost weight and may or may not be dating Dane Cook. Also, she wore a really ugly, long orange dress on the 4th and I’m not sure why. Hope everyone else had a more eventful 4th.

I’ve got nothing to say about Hilary Duff because she always manages to slip under my “care” radar. But here’s some blurbs about her via Wiki:

Hilary Erhard Duff (born September 28, 1987) is an American actress and singer.

After gaining fame for her starring role on the television show Lizzie McGuire, Duff went on to have a film career, and her most commercially successful pictures include Cheaper by the Dozen (2003), The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003), and A Cinderella Story (2004). She reportedly earned $15 million in 2005. Duff has expanded her repertoire into pop music, with three RIAA certified-platinum albums and over 13 million albums sold worldwide, and she has launched a clothing line (Stuff by Hilary Duff) and an exclusive perfume with Elizabeth Arden.

Her upcoming films include the 2007 action thriller War, Inc. and animated comedy Foodfight!. Duff’s new album entitled Dignity, was released in the U.S. on April 3, 2007. (Source)

Let’s be real. People know her as Joel Madden’s ex-girlfriend. She’s sorta cute, I guess.

Hilary Duff, who performed at London’s GAY club last friday, is confused about her identity. I guess since her boyfriend, Joel Madden (one of the Maddens, I know that much), dumped her for bulemic DUI head Nicole Richie, she has been confused. I was behind her on the whole “dye my hair brown to turn over a new leaf” thing, but this outfit? I know her intentions are to be sexy and everything, but it’s very high school theme party and I just don’t dig it.

The hat is very Britney Spears circa Oops! I Did It Again.

The body suit of fishnets is tacky, very Pussycat Dolls-ish.

The tall hooker boots, which are probably $1500 from Marc Jacobs, are wintery and more classy than slutty.. so wearing them with this has completely ruined them.

The diamond jewelery. (Sigh). I am just tired from looking at her.

The big fake eyelashes. She looks like that New York girl from The Flavor of Love. Terrible!

And she may be thin, but she has very little muscle tone. She must never work out or perform!

Anyway, thats what she wore and the general consensus of the internet world is basically that.. she was the only one who liked it. Below I’ve put in more pictures of her, just so you can see just how hideous her outfit really is. And a few other sexy pics because, who doesn’t want to see a sexy pic? Exactly.