Everyone gives Hilary Duff a bad time because she got veneers and got all skinny but if you ask me, I think she looks pretty darn good. I mean, she’s not eating-disorder skinny anymore and hey, nice teeth are important. I like that she isn’t being a total butt-bag to the paps in these pictures, either. I wonder what kind of drink is in that coffee cup? Probably something with a small amount of calories!  I wonder if she and Mike Comrie and still going strong? I hope so, they make a cute couple! More of Hilary Duff below.

Get this! According to E!, Hilary Duff has been offered a role in the new 90210 series. Her character is named Annie Mills.  She is a Beverely Hills High student who is into theater and is dying to be popular and “accepted.” Supposedly this character is the new Brenda Walsh.  Doesn’t sound evil enough, does it? It sounds like a good role for Hilary Duff, since she really can’t act worth a shit.  But they need to make the new Brenda Walsh more evil because, let’s face it, Brenda Walsh was just Shannen Doherty acting like herself under the name “Brenda.”

If I could cast anyone as Brenda I would totally cast Angelina Jolie. Wouldn’t she make the most evil, hatred Brenda ever? It would be perfect. And I would make Kelly be Jennifer Aniston and then they could do that scene where Kelly f*cks up Brenda’s hair and turns it orange.  OMG could you just see the look on Angie’s face? Golden! Someone please share this idea with the 90210 execs! It’s pure gold!

Last I heard, Hilary Duff was dating hockey player Mike Comrie but I guess that Mercedes he bought her for her birthday just wasn’t enough! Over the weekend, the Come Clean singer was spotted at Tenjune in New York City getting crazy. Not only was she drunk but she was giving lap-dances to a mystery man. Uh-oh! The NY Daily News reports:

The former child star was at Tenjune till 2:30 a.m. giving lap dances to her new mystery man, a Joel Madden look-alike. Duff and her entourage were seen drinking Veuve Clicquot straight from the bottle, but she still looked sheepish when the deejay played her new song, “Wake Up,” and seemed to need assistance walking up the stairs. Maybe it was the stilettos.

Stilettos, my ass! It was pricey Brut Champagne! And maybe the guy she was dancing up on was Mike Comrie. I mean, the guy is short and stocky, dark hair, with tattoos just like Joel Richie Madden. Coulda been him. Or it could have been someone else and Hilary Duff could be turning into a skeeze. Either way, really.

Pictures of Hilary Duff in FHM Magazine

Pop star Hilary Duff and her hockey player boyfriend Mike Comrie celebrated Hilary’s 20th birthday yesterday by shopping. The couple was spotted at Jefferey’s in NYC buying shoes.

What did Mike buy Hilary for her birthday? A new Mercedes-Benz G-Class SUV estimated at $100,000. Wow, that’s a nice gift for a 20-year-old. When I was 20, my boyfriend bought me a 6-pack of tea-lite candles from Bed, Bath, and Beyond. He left the price tag on the box. It was $12.

Let’s hope Hilary had a happy birthday. And on a side note, does anyone know how much money Mike Comrie makes? I know athletes make a lot of money but I always thought hockey players were paid wayy less than other athletes. If anyone has any idea how much he makes, let me know! I’m actually pretty curious.

I sort of thought that that Mercedes-Benz that Mike Comrie bought Hilary Duff would’ve been too expensive for him, but I guess he makes more money than I thought!

Hilary Duff, who claims they were just friends, has just been photographed kissing Mike Comrie in Los Angeles a day ago. Comrie is a hockey player for the New York Islanders. This guy looks like her ex-boyfriend, Joel Madden, quite a bit. Maybe she goes for short, stocky, and “really awesome” or something? I don’t know. But I hope it works for them at least longer than it works for Joel Madden and Nicole Richie. That way Hilary gets the fun in saying “I told you so!”

I used to be annoyed by Hilary Duff because I thought she had gotten too big for her britches. That Disney Channel show she was on made her famous, and then once she got more offers, she ditched it like it was nothing. And I watched a show about her on MTV and she seemed pretty fake. But in all honesty, I’m beginning to like her more now because she seems like she’s pretty mature. I mean, young people in Hollywood are usually jerks who run their mouth, but it seems to me Hilary has stayed pretty strong the last year or so. After she and longtime boyfriend Joel Madden broke up, and he moved on in what seemed like minutes. Instead of verbally running him into the ground, she’s stayed pretty hush-hush. And that, you’ve got to admit, is pretty big of her.

She’s now in Seventeen Magazine and they asked her about Joel Madden and his relationship with Nicole Richie. Here’s what she said:

“With the amount of time that we had invested in each other, I felt disrespected that he moved on so quickly…But some people don’t want to deal with how they feel, so they cover it up.

Rebound! I shouldn’t say that. You know what, though? Now I don’t care.”

Burn. If what she just said could be translated into a website it would be www dot burn on them dot com blackslash Hilary is the winner.