Everyone who reads always says I contradict myself, especially when it comes to what I think of people. One second I’m hot and the next I’m cold. What do I say to that? You’re right; I change my mind a lot and last time I checked, you’re allowed to do that. Oh and hey, this is my website so if I want to change my mind and shit talk people, I think I’ll go ahead and do that. Kthx! Why bring all this up now, you ask? Because my opinion of Heidi Montag has somewhat changed and I don’t feel like hearing about my contradictions (etc, etc) from idiot commenters. (Edit: don’t you love when people say you have no life for talking about celebrities but then they themselves spending 20 minutes writing you a nasty comment/e-mail telling you how much you suck? If that isn’t the very definition of hypocrite…)

So last time I wrote about the Heidi, I said all of these lovely things. I still believe all of those things, as a matter of fact, but I’m here to revise just one of those statements: she is not Amanda Lepore yet. Her first pictures in People made her look super bad, and the picture above is the worst of all of them. Aside from her face looking pretty plastic at some angles, I think she looks pretty damn good. Her boobs might be a little too big for her frame but she’s got beautiful skin (I can’t believe I am saying something nice… about Heidi Montag), great teeth and hair and a really fit figure. Maybe her plastic surgery isn’t as bad as I once thought…

Did hell just freeze over?

Donald Trump has decided that the Miss Universe Pageant should have absolutely no talent in it at all. Why? Because he’s asked Heidi Montag to “perform” and by “perform” I mean lip-sync to her shitty music while she copies old Britney Spears dance moves. Should be horrible and that is why I won’t be watching. No, that’s not why I won’t be watching. Stuff like this is why I won’t be watching, but Heidi Montag doesn’t help.

 

Honestly, can the biggest two douche bags in the world, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, be trusted to confirm anything, even if it isn’t important? I really don’t think so. Anyway if there was a Lauren Conrad-Jason Wahler sex tape, would anyone care to see it? I mean, she’s got a Gucci pump so far up her ass that she can never let loose on camera, just imagine what she is like in the bedroom (borinnnnggg!). Plus, Jason is a hairy beast and I’m definitely not trying to see him naked, either.

Of course, of all places they could’ve done this, Heidi and Spencer “confirmed” the sex tape on the stupid ass Tyra Banks show. Seriously, Tyra? Homegirl is the fakest talk show host ever. She wants to exercise her blackness to get black viewers but then she wants to be white for everything else. She’s ugly and lame. (Damn I’m grouchy today).

I hope Heidi and Spencer just disappear. That would be nice. Lauren, too. Hell, add Tyra to that.

 

Heidi Montag publicly proclaimed her love and support for Republican Presidential candidate John McCain. That’s great that she is trying to understand and identify with the current social issues and politics. But what good does any of that do if she isn’t even a registered voter?

At least not according to voter registration officials in her hometown, Crested Butte, Colorado, or her current place of residence, Los Angeles County, who told Radar by phone that no one named “Heidi Montag” exists in the database of registered voters. A Lexis search confirmed that Montag isn’t registered anywhere else in Colorado, either. (Her rep could not immediately confirm Heidi’s voter status).

Do you think, GASP, she is just doing all of this to get more media attention than just the usual MTV, Spencer, and paparazzi stuff? Duh. This isn’t surprising at all. Jessica Simpson probably knows more about U.S. foreign policy and the presidential debates than Heidi Montag does. You know what’s so rotten about Heidi? Lauren made her famous, she betrayed Lauren, got tons of plastic surgery, and now just whores herself out. That’s just rotten–all of it. I hope John McCain doesn’t even respond to Heidi not being able to vote and that the media gives her no attention (just like I am, ha).

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If you look like the picture above (its really nothing to be proud of because Heidi is a fug face) and you think you can model, then this is for you. Heidi Montag has a new line of clothes called Heidiwood Fashion Line and she’s launching it at Anchor Blue stores. But before she can launch she needs nine models who look JUST LIKE HER! Why she doesn’t opt for natural blondes and good looking brunettes, I’m not sure. But if that’s you, CLICK HERE to apply.

How do these two fake it for so long? I mean, they can’t really be a couple, can they? Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are frolicking through the grass with Spencer’s niece on Easter. They look so annoying and cheesy. Secretly I bet they are starting to hate eachother and the only thing that’s keeping them together is the love they both have for cash money. They are both such desperate attention whores that they’ll stay together just so they can sell these type of stupid ass pictures to Us Weekly. Yuck, I’m so tired of them. Be real!