Here is Heroes star Hayden Panettiere in UK’s FHM. She is pulling a Lohan in these pics, and by that I mean shes trying to act way sexy and its not working. Of course men will disagree with me, but I don’t find her sexy in the slighest. Hayden just turned 18. There are more pictures of Hayden in FHM.

Hayden Panettiere, who just turned 18, is the new face of the “Got Milk” ads. I’m pretty sure this picture has been hit by photoshop pretty hard, but whatever. I’d like to see the before picture, though. That might be fun. Anyway, I think Hayden looks pretty good in this ad, although I’m not a fan of hers otherwise. I find her fame-hungry, annoying, and sort of obnoxious. She looks four feet tall with two inch shorts on… all the time. It creeps me out.

Although these pictures are pretty funny, and they are even funnier knowing they probably really pissed off Hayden, but it’s pretty lame if you think about it. TMZ posted this split screen picture of Hayden Panettiere, first touching her butt, then licking her fingers. Gross. TMZ is known for having witty writers who post breaking stories all the time. Occasionally, though, they’ve got to get as low as The National Enquirer and post pictures of someone doing something that totally looks like something else. These pictures, which I’m sure were taken at two totally different times, are a perfect example of that. No class! Not that I like Hayden, but what I like even less than Hayden is cheap photo editing like this. It’s lame and gross! And they have it titled “Hayden Panettiere Bottom Feeder” which is beyond lame. Try again, TMZ!

If you have ever tried to right-click and save the pictures on this site, you’ll know that thinking of a new name for the pictures are hard, since it’s usually the same celebrities I’m posting pictures of, over and over. And you’ll know that some of the pictures are saved as “loving nicknames” for the celebrities, rather than their real names, as not to confuse my folders on my computer. So before you criticize me for calling Hayden Panettiere a hoochie, let me just say I’ve saved her pictures as something far less kind, so let me say, it could have been worse!

Now, in the past I’ve admitted to not knowing a thing about Hayden and I stick to that. I realize she’s on this show Heroes, that she’s dating Kristin Cavalleri’s messy seconds, that she doesn’t like Lindsay Lohan, and that she all around thinks she far more famous and cool than she actually is. That’s okay, I can deal with that. I myself think I’m cooler than I actually am, so I can definitely feel her on that.

The only thing is.. well, here Hayden is pictured “canoodling”, if you will, with her co-star from Heroes. He is the actor that plays her daddy, so this is sort of incestual. And I’m wondering if I’m the only one who didn’t get the memo on Hayden and her sad actor-wannabe boyfriend Stephen breaking up? And if they didn’t break up, now I’m wondering how poor Stephen feels while he’s looking at these pictures while he sits in his Abercrombie and Fitch boxers in front of his mom’s computer, re-runs of Laguna Beach Season 1 playing in the background. I bet he’s crying. He seems like he’d cry.

Now with that said, I sort of like Hayden more now. That’s how much I dislike Stephen. I still think Hayden is mega annoying though, but for some chicks, that’s their thing. Annoying is like, her trademark.

So I’ve said this before but I feel like I need to say it again since I’m writing about her.. I’m not really quite certain what Hayden Panettiere does. I know she’s on Heroes and does Neutrogena commercials and everything, and that’s just great, but other than that I’m at a loss. But that’s neither here nor there right now.

So HollywoodHeadache.com has a Myspace account that we use to post updates via bulletins and blogs, to hopefully expand our fanbase. We send friend requests to a lot of “celebrities”– and I use quotes because many times it is hard to tell if it is really the celebrity or not. Many stars use their Myspace account for promotion and to stay connected to their fans, like Shanna Moakler, Travis Barker, Ying Yang Twins, and others. So there is a possibility that the others are real–just run by managers. Anyway, no celebrity has ever sent us a friend request… until the other day.

Hayden Panettiere sent us a friend request. We analyzed the shit out of her Myspace and we still just don’t know if it’s really her or not. Here’s some of our dispute:

She posts annoying, stupid ass bulletins ALL day long, asking people to “Add her” (which is stupid because if it’s on a bulletin the only people who can read it is your current friends) and “whore her” by giving her comments. This seems like stuff a real celebrity wouldn’t do. And if it’s her management, it’s fraud because they’re acting like her and signing everything “Love Hayden” with a heart next to it. In addition, she’s got a shitload of pictures on her Myspace (which are now private and only viewable to her) that would be easy for a close, close personal friend to have but not for anyone else. Home barbeques, family outings, baseball games, backstage at events, Hayden and Steven Colletti, all types of personal pictures. So that makes me think either she’s getting faked by a close friend or maybe it is her? And all the annoying bulletins telling people to “add her to AIM” and crap like this is just desperate self-promotion? I don’t know. I’m stumped. What’s sickening, either way, is that she has a crapilicious song playing on her page called “Try” by.. herself. Guess she’s releasing her first album this summer. Yay.

So if anyone who has Myspace wants to visit her page and tell me what you think I’d love to hear what you think! It’s quite confusing?

Oh, and I know I say I don’t like people to use Myspace to whore themselves and uh.. is it hot in here? Wow.. um.. I just.. uh.. Wait it’s okay our site has a Myspace page cause we’re not whoring or spamming.. just trying to find out what celebs are legit and which aren’t. Yeah, that’s the truth.

Below are some screen shots of the examples of annoying crap she posts. Don’t forget to let me know if you think it’s real or not!!

Here is a video of Heroes star Hayden Panettiere being called “Lindsay Lohan” by the papparazzi. She reacts how Reese Witherspoon should act, or even how Sarah Michelle Gellar should act. Classy girls should take offense to it. But Hayden? Please. She sucks. She should be flattered because 1. she’s not hot and 2. it gives her attention 3. she is not as famous as Lindsay Lohan. I’m not a Lohan fan but I think Hayden is a little bit of a snot.What do you think?