Halle Berry is looking so good lately! I mean, she’s always really gorgeous with a great body and perfect skin but since she had her baby, she’s been looking even better. Minus the half-mug she has on in these candids, she looks good. I really like her with longer hair, it fits her well.

I hope everything works out between her and her model boyfriend because she deserves it after her last shitty husband. I want to see pictures of her daughter. I bet she’s going to be so cute! More Halle Berry candids below.

 

Didn’t it seem like Halle Berry was pregnant for like, 2 years? I thought so. Finally she had her baby. Sunday, at Cedars-Sinai, Halle gave birth to a 7 lb 4 oz baby girl. Mommy and baby are both doing well. The name has yet to be released. Congratulations to her. Eric Benet is kicking himself in the head right now cause he knows Gabriel Aubry is locked in for life!

Halle Berry has a weird pregnancy, doesn’t she? It comes out of no where and it seems like she’s been pregnant for like, 13 months, and now she’s got this perfect bump, almost like its fake. Hmm, a bit odd but maybe it’s just me. Anyway, here’s a picture of Halle Berry wearing a black pea coat and Christian Louboutin boots. Okay I don’t know that they’re Christian Louboutin’s but I just like to say Louboutin in my head. LOO-BOO-TIN. Am I saying that right? Oh, who cares.

Halle is pregnant with her model/whatever boyfriend Gabriel Aubrey’s baby.  She is due in the Spring. It’s going to be a panda!*

When asked about her pregnancy, the Catwoman star** told People magazine:

“Gabriel and I are beyond excited and I’ve waited a long time for this moment in my life.”

(Source)

*When I was little, I went to this babysitting who ran a balloon/tacky gift shop out of the den in her house. One day this crankster lady came in and wanted my babysitter to put a Panda bear inside of a balloon as a gift for her boyfriend. A panda was perfect for her man, according to the meth face, because she was white and he was black and they were creating a panda. How cheap, warm, tacky, fuzzy, and nice.

**I used the word “star” pretty loosely there because, as we all know, Catwoman was a little less than a hit so when a movie bombs and you’re the lead, you’re not really a “star” are you. I could’ve said Monster’s Ball star or something like that but I like to take the opportunity to bring up how shitty Catwoman was whenever I get the chance. It’s more fun that way.

Merry Christmas.

The Hollywood Reporter has released a list of the highest paid actresses in Hollywood and I’ve got to say that I’m pretty surprised. I think half of the ladies on the list aren’t good actresses and that they make crappy movies. But I guess that doesn’t change their paycheck, does it? Here’s the list:

1. Reese Witherspoon – $15 to $20 million per pic
2. Angelina Jolie – $15 to $20 million (made only $8 million for Beowulf)
3. Cameron Diaz – $15 million
4. Nicole Kidman – $10 to $15 million
5. Renee Zellweger – $10 to $15 million
6. Sandra Bullock – $10 to $15 million
7. Julia Roberts – $10 to $15 million
8. Drew Barrymore – $10 to $12 million
9. Jodie Foster – $10 to $12 million
10. Halle Berry – $10 million

Don’t get me wrong, I love Reese Witherspoon but I can’t believe she makes that much. It’s a little bonkers. And Jodie Foster?! When is the last time she made a movie? Halle Berry has been making shitty movies since she won an Oscar and Drew Barrymore has a bad track record, too. I can’t believe these ladies make so much and some are so undeserving. I’m jealous, though, nonetheless!

I’m kind of getting tired of Maxim making lists for everything. I mean, does anyone need to have a list of hot pregnant women? I don’t think so. Just like I didn’t think it was necessary to have a list of un-sexy women, but whatever. That’s why I don’t write for Maxim, I guess. Anyway, they came out with a list of the 9 Sexiest Pregnant Women. Why just nine I’m not sure. You’d think they’d do an even ten but they’re so fricken picky I guess they couldn’t find a tenth. I would have put Katie Price on the list as well as Demi Moore and Denise Richards but whatever. Again, this must be why I don’t write for Maxim. So here’s the list they came up with:

Monica Bellucci

Angelina Jolie
Gwen Stefani
Brooke Burke
Heidi Klum (left)
Christina Aguilera
Halle Berry
Jaime Pressly
Naomi Watts

In no way at all do I think that Halle Berry should be on that list. Or Christina Aguilera. I mean, yeah, Christina is awesome at other stuff, but as a pregnant woman, she looks like a tranny. If she went easier on the MAC makeup she may be on the list but as of right now, I don’t think she’s deserving of the spot. Who would you get rid of? Who would you add to the list?

First, let me just say that Aretha Franklin is such a huge piece of music history that she should definitely get a movie. A tv movie, on the other hand, seems a little crappy. I mean, think of the people that get major motion pictures?! Why wouldn’t they give Aretha Franklin a real movie? They are making movies like Catwoman and stuff.

Anyway, Aretha is in talks for a tv movie. She wants Halle Berry to play her. Now for the second part. Does Aretha Franklin know that she weighs what she weighs? I mean, when she was younger she was pretty thin but that didn’t last long. I think she should have someone “hearty” play her.

Jennifer Hudson probably wouldn’t do it because she’s an Oscar winner and probably thinks shes too good now, huh? But she’d be good for the role. Don’t you think?