Uh oh! George Clooney, who was riding his motorcycle with his girlfriend Sarah Larson, was hit by a car while driving across the Hudson River yesterday. The accident is currently being investigated. George and his girlfriend were both taken to the hospital and released yesterday. George has a broken rib and his girlfriend has a broken foot. Ouch!

The good part about being the person who hit George Clooney is that you know he’s not going to try and get all your money. As long as you aren’t a total douche bag, I’m sure George would be pretty cool and pretty low-key. And then, once it’s over, you can totally sell your story to a tabloid. Uh huh!

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This story is funny and really not a legit reason to love George Clooney, but let me tell you what, I still love him. He’s got that old-guy sexy thing going on and if I had known George Clooney was auctioning off a kiss, I would have sold everything I owned to try and win.

Okay, not really, but getting a kiss from him would be so nice. I’d act really shy and giggly and then when he went to kiss me, I’d grab his head and shove my tongue in his mouth. Now that’s a kiss, man.

There was an auction for AIDs research, which is a really good cause, and celebrities stepped up and helped out. Because people don’t want to donate money unless they get anything back, sadly.

So anyway, this one chick won the auction. Her boyfriend donated $350,000 for George Clooney to plant one on his girlfriend. That’s hot.

The thing I like about this is that George Clooney looks like he was a really good sport. But then also, the chick was hot and thin, so he lucked out.

How would he was reacted if the winner was someone who looked like Mimi from The Drew Carey Show? Now that would’ve been funny. And I’m sure there would have been a lot more people taking pictures and writing about it.

This is pretty funny. Have you ever heard of a site called PostSecret? Well, if you haven’t, here is what the blogspot site does: PostSecret is a site that publishes secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard. The secrets are real and the people stay anonymous. And today they posted on helluva secret.

The postcard reads (in case you can’t tell): “One of these men is the father. He pays me A LOT to keep it a secret!”

The men in the picture are (..in case you can’t tell): Vince Vaughn, Christian Slater, Ryan Phillippe, Simon Cowell, Adrien Grenier, Patrick Dempsey, Nick Lachey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Marc Anthony, Kevin Federline, Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt, Tobey Maguire, Jim Carrey, Ryan Seacrest, George Clooney, Matthew McConaughey, Justin Timberlake, and Freddie Prinze Jr.

Edit: When one PostSecret reader was right-clicking to save the image, the image title came up “Christian.jpg” Is this a mistake? Or something to throw everyone off? Humm..

Marc Anthony better watch out. J.Lo wants him all to herself and if she finds out he’s got a kid that she didn’t mother, girlfriend just might lose her do-rag and go bonkers.

And let’s be real, K-Fed isn’t paying anyone a lot of money. If anything, he’s asking for hand-outs.

Who do you think the baby’s daddy is??