Halle Berry has a weird pregnancy, doesn’t she? It comes out of no where and it seems like she’s been pregnant for like, 13 months, and now she’s got this perfect bump, almost like its fake. Hmm, a bit odd but maybe it’s just me. Anyway, here’s a picture of Halle Berry wearing a black pea coat and Christian Louboutin boots. Okay I don’t know that they’re Christian Louboutin’s but I just like to say Louboutin in my head. LOO-BOO-TIN. Am I saying that right? Oh, who cares.

Halle is pregnant with her model/whatever boyfriend Gabriel Aubrey’s baby.  She is due in the Spring. It’s going to be a panda!*

When asked about her pregnancy, the Catwoman star** told People magazine:

“Gabriel and I are beyond excited and I’ve waited a long time for this moment in my life.”

(Source)

*When I was little, I went to this babysitting who ran a balloon/tacky gift shop out of the den in her house. One day this crankster lady came in and wanted my babysitter to put a Panda bear inside of a balloon as a gift for her boyfriend. A panda was perfect for her man, according to the meth face, because she was white and he was black and they were creating a panda. How cheap, warm, tacky, fuzzy, and nice.

**I used the word “star” pretty loosely there because, as we all know, Catwoman was a little less than a hit so when a movie bombs and you’re the lead, you’re not really a “star” are you. I could’ve said Monster’s Ball star or something like that but I like to take the opportunity to bring up how shitty Catwoman was whenever I get the chance. It’s more fun that way.

Merry Christmas.

It seems like lately all my post titles have been questions. Why is it that everything has to be a rumor for a couple of months before a celebrity will confirm or deny anything?? I get that they want their privacy and whatnot, but in real life, people tell everyone they are pregnant right away. Can’t they just be normal for once?

There is a rumor going through the blog circuit that Halle Berry is pregnant by her model boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry. That’s going to be a hot baby! The National Enquirer has a source saying,

“She’s wanted a baby for so long. But at the same time she’s scared because she is very aware of the complications that having diabetes can cause during pregnancy. She’s doing everything possible to make sure her baby is born healthy.”

Forget the diabetes, girlfriends biological clock is ticking away! Wouldn’t you like to see Halle Berry have a baby with Bruce Willis? Now that would be a buff little baby.

If she is pregnant, good luck to her. I like Halle Berry for the most part so this is good news, if it’s true. The only other thing I could say is never tell your kid you’re the actress that tried to make the catwoman thing happen! Bomb!