I don’t watch Desperate Housewives and at this point in time, I probably wouldn’t start watching it until the series ended and all seasons were streaming on Netflix. But I’m sure I would like it. It seems like a cross between a Nip/Tuck type of drama and a Real Housewives type of fun. 

Here are some candids of actress Eva Longoria on the set of Desperate Housewives. If you don’t look at her face, she looks pretty good for a midget. I mean, she’s in shape and seems to pull off a variety of different looks. But then if you accidently make your way up to her face it’s ruined because she is, as you can see, a horse face with buck teeth (<–truth hurts). More pictures of Wisteria Lane’s biggest little horsey below.

Desperate Housewives actress Eva Longoria Parker is so sucky that she gets sloppy seconds from Kim Kardashian! Shit, that sucks. To get Angelia Jolie‘s sloppy seconds is alright but to get them from someone who is famous for sex-tapes and reality shows? That really sucks. On NYE (the actual eve) Eva Longoria Parker and her husband Tony Parker got paid to party at EVE nightclub in Las Vegas. Kim Kardashian did the same act the night before. They must need the money. Or those diamond suckers are magnificent.

Eva Longoria is always an attention whore so I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that she started these pregnancy rumors herself. Nonetheless, rumors are going around that she may be “with child.” I can’t take anymore annoying ass celebrities getting pregnant and making appearances everywhere in long dresses with their boobs hanging out. Seriously, Jessica Alba, Tori Spelling, Angelina Jolie, and Nicole Kidman are already making me sick. No more, please!

I’m sure we’ll find out that she’s pregnant soon. She and Mariah are the two who get pregnant just for the attention, seriously. That’s true and everyone knows it.

Eva Longoria is married to basketball player Tony Parker. This would be their first child, if it’s true.

 

These magazines are so messed up. They choose their celebrities for their “100 Most Beautiful” that will sell the most copies of the magazine, not whose really one of the most “beautiful” people. Because being beautiful means possessing wholesome and becoming qualities on the inside and out. Those qualifications alone eliminate virtually everyone famous person there is. But People Magazine doesn’t hold anybody to real standards. They pick, like I said, celebrities that sell magazines. And their newest list is beyond retarded. I mean, seriously, listen to some who made it:

Rumer Willis (WTF? She’s only famous cause her parents are Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. They probably paid to get her fug ass in there. How else could she have gotten in? She hasn’t even been in that many films.)

Sarah Silverman (WTF again. Silverman has done 1 funny thing in her career and that was the “I’m F*cking Ben Affleck” video. Other than that, she sings about poop and she sucks. Not to mention she’s far from beautiful.)

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker (No, no, no. These two are attention-loving paparazzi whores.)

The cast of Gossip Girl (I have never seen this show BUT I know it’s lame because its on the CW and shows like Smallville are on that network. Nuff said.)

Julianne Moore (It’s almost like they were running out of people to throw on the list because Julianne Moore hasn’t even made any good films lately.)

Vanessa Hudgens (They’re giving this title to someone who has over a handful of nude pictures floating around on the internet? That really gives the kids something to look up to. How stupid.)

Miley Cyrus (What can I even say? That horse face was bound to get it and it was obvious.)

To find out who else made the list (Kate Hudson is the cover-model), you can click here. Trust me, though, when I say you’re not  missing anything. Seriously, this has got to be the worst list they’ve ever thrown together. Better than seeing Matt Damon‘s greasy face on the cover again, though.

Here is Eva Longoria being a paparazzi whore with Mario Lopez. You know they both love it. They probably called the paps and told them to come follow them around. They are both so unbelievably desperate its sickening. Did you ever see that article in People Magazine where it showed Eva every couple hours of one day and she had changed her outfit like, 9 times? Ugh, desperation stinks. The thing about her is that she has that cute, little petite and fit body but.. she’s got f*cked up teeth and a horse face to match. Everyone gives Fergie a bad time but if you ask me it looks like Eva’s ex-boyfriend might’ve been meth, too. More pictures of Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez below.

 

TMZ has obtained a lawsuit filed by Tony Parker — Eva’s hubby — against X17, the photo agency that published reports and text messages alleging that he cheated on Eva Longoria shortly after the couple were married.

claiming, “X17 had to know that the story was false, or at the very least, it had to have entertained serious doubts about the credibility of its supposed source.”

X17 published stories that French model Alexandra Paressant had “an affair with Mr. Eva Longoria and that the two carried on a secret relationship for about two months.”

The San Antonio Spur seems particularly pissed that X17 never sought to “verify the information with Mr. Parker, Ms. Longoria, any of their representatives or….anyone else who might have knowledge of the truth or falsity of the allegations.”

The suit states, “Tony Parker has never had sexual relations with a woman named Alexandra Paressant.”

The suit seeks at least $20 million.

TMZ