Man it’s been a long time since I did a Lindsay Lohan post. I honestly forgot she existed when she went to rehab, and now that she’s back, I’m not sure I’m ready for her to exist again. But, unfortunately, I don’t have that choice. If I had the choice on who existed, there wouldn’t be enough famous people left in Hollywood for me to write this stinkin’ blog anymore. So I guess I’m lucky I don’t have that choice, huh?

Here’s Lindsay Lohan with boyfriend Riley Giles and her manager-mom Dina Lohan eating a lovely, happy (hah) dinner in New York. Rumor has it that the Lohan clan is going to get together and have a happy Thanksgiving feast as a family. It will be a competition on who can get the drunkest and do the stupidest stuff. Lindsay’s already won cause she’s dating that lump Riley!

Jodie Foster takes a direct stab at Dina Lohan’s parenting skills by asking the blunt question “where is her mother?” But you’ve got to give it to Jodie, while it’s really not her business, she’s totally right. Here’s what the actress had to say about the troubled actress, Lindsay Lohan:

“Can I just ask, where is her mother? I mean, really, where is her mother?”

“When I was their age, there were no big 18-year-old stars… Now, we want the 17-year-olds so we can bleed them for all they’re worth and squeeze as much money as we possibly can out of them – and then their career will be over in something like three years.”

It’s totally true and its funny because Lindsay Lohan thinks she is the most famous person in Hollywood. If she didn’t have all these troubles, no one would care about her. It’s her troubles that keep her famous. So what will happen to her after rehab? Hopefully she’ll go away and realize how obnoxious she is. Oh, and, Jodie needs to mind her own business. Worry about herself, I think.

Dina Lohan is nuts. No wonder why Lindsay turned out so troubled and messed up. And when Lindsay talks to reporters, and everything she says makes no sense, I now think she inherited the gibberish gene from her mom, Dina.

Dina was quoted telling Us Weekly that Lindsay and all of her friends call her The White Oprah because she gives them advice when they come to her with their problems. I’m thinking she realized how stupid it is for her to compare herself to Oprah, and now she’s wanting to retract it. That or, girlfriend was high as a kite when she said it and really doesn’t remember.

 

“I’ve read all these things, like, I said I’m the white Oprah. I’ve never said that in my entire life! It’s completely ridiculous .” (Source)

Momma Lohan needs to make up her mind. Are you White Oprah or are you not White Oprah? She needs to give herself a new, better nickname that will make people forget about White Oprah.

How about Orange Liar Face? I like it. Do you?

Dina Lohan has been accused many times of partying just as hard as her daughter, Lindsay Lohan, does. She has been spotted drinking, doing cocaine, and she has even been seen attending the same clubs as her daughter.

I’m sure young dudes give her attention because they want to meet Lindsay. That and they want a free ticket to somewhere. They know if they schmebb with Dina that their bar-tab will get paid and that they might get snapped by the paparazzi and pass as someone important for 15 seconds.

But Dina just seems like she wants Lindsay to do whatever she wants so that Lindsay doesn’t cut her off financially. You know if Dina had to get a real job she’d probably be homeless. The only thing she’s good at is being Lindsay’s enabler and spending her money. And now these videos of Lindsay doing cocaine in a bathroom have surfaced, and Dina is making her statement about it. Here it is below, but to sum it up she’s basically saying it’s okay because Lindsay is young and it’s hard to be young and famous. Shut up, already.

“We’re not reading anything about it. You can’t let it bother you. We work so hard, then some girl just tried to make money off her [for that tape]. Lindsay doesn’t even know who her friends are.”

“She’ll be 21 in a few months. Regardless, of course, as a parents, you set boundaries and scold them. But there are these dark stories – she is so misunderstood. All she wants to do is act and have a somewhat normal life. When you’re 20, it’s normal to want to go to The Ivy, to go to the hot stores. She can’t live in a bubble.”

“When she doesn’t work, she’s so bored. I’ve told her, ‘Please slow down. Stop!’ She’s growing up and learning to do that. … I’m her mother first: Everything could go away, and I couldn’t care less.” (Source)

Why doesn’t she just be honest? I think these people need to just be real with themselves, because if she honestly believes that load of crap she just delivered, than she has more problems than we realize. I’m sick of seeing Lindsay Lohan and her dumb mom. They both need help! Do you agree or disagree?