Wow. I wonder what kind of people Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards really are? Because, according to both of them, they’re the worst people alive. You know, I’ve been mad at people in my lifetime (quite a lot) and dealt with some people that I’m almost positive were crazy (it’s true) but I never had the gall the write an e-mail that stated so bluntly how I felt. A Myspace blog for everyone but that person to see? Sure! But an e-mail for that person to see solely? Hells no!

Charlie Sheen recently wrote some e-mails to his ex Denise Richards. They are very Alec Baldwin-esque. Apparently old dudes like the word “pig” a lot. Here are two of the e-mails Sheen sent Richards. And, of course, Denise is doing what any woman would do: using them against him in court! Fantastic!

“You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go fuck yourself sad jobless pig.”

 “You are an evil piece of shit. I can’t wait to tell the world what a piece of shit you are. You don’t get a fucking dime till this is resolved.”

Classy! I’m sure Martin Sheen is beaming with the joy only a proud father could have. Denise Richards seems like she’d be a bit of a drama queen but, if you ask me, it seems like she is extremely heartbroken and going about getting over Charlie Sheen in all the wrong ways. Or maybe she’s just nuts? Probably a little bit of both!

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Before I get into the story, can I please remind everyone that Pamela Anderson is 40 years old and has been in Playboy Magazine 22 times and been on 12 covers. Also, Denise Richards is 36 years old and looks to be about 60 years old. Okay, now… I know we’re supposed to think women are beautiful at all ages and “good for them” if they look good in their forties and BLAH BLAH BLAH. I don’t want to see Pam or Denise’s used up face OR body in Playboy.. much less on the cover! Please, stop bloating their egos and put someone else on the cover. These ladies don’t exactly exude class, either, so why put them on the cover? According to The Sun, the women are in talks to really be on the cover…

“Neither Pam nor Denise has committed yet, but they’re seriously considering it.” Pammi met Denise on the set of Blonde And Blonder last year, where they became friends.”

Of course they’re seriously considering it! We’re talking about Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards! What else are they going to do? Win an Oscar? Write a novel? Hell no! Being naked in a magazine is ALL they’ve got left!

This story is really just about what it says; Denise Richards wants to use Charlie Sheen’s sperm to have another child. Is it because she loves him still, even though he cheated on her and has an addiction to online porn, according to Richards? Or is it just because they make such beautiful children? Sadly, I think it’s the latter of the two. Even though if it was the first one, the story would be way more juicy! It seems that the rumors of Denise Richards asking Charlie Sheen for another baby are true, confirmed by Sheen himself on Entertainment Tonight. Although Richards has denied those claims, Sheen told the television show,

“I’m good enough to provide DNA but I’m not good enough to hire my own child care provider?”

Basically! He makes cute kids but his cheating, drugs, lying and addiction to porn really makes it difficult for him to win the father of the year award! He’s right next to Alec Baldwin on the parenting skills scale, isn’t he? Actually I don’t know that he’s a bad father, but if all the accusations that Denise has made are true, then he needs help! They are both sorta fug, if you ask me, but they do make pretty children. And when asked if she wanted more kids with Sheen, Richards simply said, “I don’t want another child right now.” Lies! Lies! Lies! Charlie already went on ET and told us you did so quit lying!

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