So, here’s someone in a bikini on the cover of V Magazine with Demi Moore’s head pasted on the picture. Seriously. That must be how they did it because, without gobs of plastic surgery, it is not normal for an older lady to look like this in a bikini. Either it’s not her body or it’s her body with hours upon hours of Photoshop. Now that I think of it, it’s probably the latter of the two. Doesn’t she know that we’re not fooled by it? I bet Ashton Kutcher saw the cover of this and rolled his eyes. He knows the truth. More pictures of Demi Moore on the cover of V Magazine below.

This obviously isn’t breaking news because Demi Moore, 44, looks better than a 20 year old in a swimsuit and that isn’t naturally possible after three kids. But if she thinks we believe she looks like that because she eats fish and exercises, she’s caught up now. The Daily Mail put Demi on blast, claiming she’s had the following work and paid the following prices:

• Teeth Veneers and whitening – $12,000
• Saggy Knee Surgery – $10,000
• Personal Exercise Trainer – $300,000 Lipo to hips, thighs & stomach – $30,000
• Breast Implants – $22,000
• Breast Lift – $20,000
• Brow Lift – $8,000
• Chemical Face Peel – $20,000
• Collagen – $400 per visit

Well, these things are not surprising and probably true. I’d like to know what work Ashton Kutcher’s had done. You know he’s getting chemical peels and pedicures 24/7! He’s such a little girl. Maybe that’s why Demi likes him? Maybe she’s a lesbian? That’s hot.

This is a picture of Ashton Kutcher and his new wife, Demi Moore, making out in front of Demi Moore’s ex-husband Bruce Willis. Okay, now that I’ve explained why this post is called “Total Weirdness” I can move on.

The three vacationed together in the Caribbean and invited a photographer along to capture the event so it could be laid out in Vanity Fair magazine.

Bruce doesn’t see anything wrong with still be great friends with Demi and Ashtom. He told Vanity Fair:

“It’s hard to understand, but we go on holidays together. We still raise our kids together – we still have that bond. Demi is the mother of my children and Ashton is the stepfather of my children. I’m thrilled that Ashton turned out to be such a great guy. I love Demi, and I know she loves me.”

I smell a fierce 3-way!! Just kidding. (Unless it’s true, and then in the event that happens, I definitely broke that news here first!)

Who do you think the prettiest woman in Hollywood is? There are a lot of pretty women.. although on the inside we’re not sure about! But putting all the drama and addictions aside, we’re basing this title just on appearance.. shallow, we know, but somehow it’s still fun.

So who do you think is the prettiest woman in Hollywood? You tell us. We’ve given you some ideas above, although I’m still not sure how Anne Hathaway snuck in there, so for that, I apologize. Other women that aren’t pictured that are suggestions: Courteney Cox, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Elisha Cuthbert, Julia Roberts, Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum, Jennifer Aniston, Katie Price, Meg Ryan, Natalie Portman, Rebecca Romijn, Reese Witherspoon, Selma Blair, Rebecca Gayheart, Neve Campbell, Lacey Chabert, Rachel McAdams, Mischa Barton, Mariah Carey, Famke Jansen, Gwen Paltrow, Carrie Underwood, Eva Longoria, Hilary Swank, etc, etc…….

We hope to get some unique picks! And then we’ll post the winner!

Scary Spice, aka Melanie Brown, has named her newborn daughter, born on the same day as supposed baby-daddy Eddie Murphy, Fortuna Daphne Bay. I could live with Daphne Bay, but I don’t totally understand the whole Fortuna thing. But I would definitely talk Fortuna Daphne Bay over PILOT INSPEKTOR, the name of Jason Lee’s son, anyday. Sometimes I wonder why celebrities feel they must have some silly, over the top name? I mean, these are just mini-people. They will grow up to be regular sized and want normal names. They don’t want to be called Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow’s first child’s name) and they don’t want to be called Pheonix Chai (Melanie Brown’s first child’s name).Other weird celebrity baby names:

• Erykah Badu named her son Seven Sirius and her daughter Puma
• Christie Brinkley named her daughter Sailor
• Nicholas Cage named his son Kal-El, like Superman!
• Rachel Griffiths named her son Banjo
• Helen Hunt named her daughter Makena’lei Gordon
• Paula Yates has named her children: Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, Little Pixie, and Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (see above picture.)
  
• John Cougar Mellencamp named his daughter Justice
• Jaime Oliver named his daughters Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo
• Ving Rhames named his son Freedom
• Robert Rodriguez named his children Rocket, Racer, Rebel and Rogue
• Shannyn Sossamon named her son Audio Science
• Bruce Willis and Demi Moore named their kids Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah.

What are they thinking? Honestly. Half of these names sound like puppy names, and the other half sound like science-fiction movies. Which of these is the worst? Which of these is the weirdest? (Source)