Anytime that a celebrity tells off Paris Hilton, or at least just embarrasses her, I’m pretty happy. My mom thinks that I’m too negative–she’s says I always write about how much I dislike certain celebrities and I never write anything nice. Well, I’ve got to say I think that’s untrue and if celebrities were less of selfish, retarded idiots who tried to be positive instead of lazy and retarded, then I’d have more nice things to say when I write. With that said, I must say that there really is nothing nice to say about Paris Hilton, so this post is exempt from that “trying to be nicer” rule. I mean, really, there is nothing good about her. She lies, does drugs, is racist, sleeps around, talks trash, and has no morals. Not to mention that wonk eye had been getting out of control lately. Now that we’ve established Paris Hilton isn’t a good person, I will continue with a funny story of her getting dissed and I will not hide how happy it makes me. From PageSix:

During his performance at the Paris Hilton-hosted pre-Super Bowl party for 944 magazine last night, 50 Cent gave a shout out to Paris, who then started singing in the front row.

When the princess decided to get onstage and dance, the hip-hopper quickly instructed her to “Get the f**k off the stage.” She started to cry and tried to plead with the party’s production staff to let her dance, whining, “But it’s my party!”

Now that’s just downright funny. 50 probably felt obligated to give her a shout out but, while he was doing it, he probably felt really irritated. He’s seen those videos of her throwing the n word around and he’s not having any of it. I’m guessing since he was seen kissing up on her at the MTV VMA’s he’s seen the video. At that time he probably hadn’t seen it. I bet he felt duped once he saw it. I would. Paris should be crying. She’s annoying and thinks she is wayy more important than she really is. Seriously. This story made my morning!

Uh oh! 50 Cent, who is battling Kanye West for the title of best hip-hop/rap artist (or something along those lines), has pulled out of some of his concerts. 50 Cent is shaking in his boots because Kanye West is beating him.

I’m definitely team 50 all the way, but I’m bummed that he’s pulling out of some concerts. The rapper, who is scheduled for his European tour this fall, will cancel his concerts from September 18-September 25. His people issued the following statement:

“50 Cent is very sad to confirm that due to a last-minute, unforeseen and unanticipated change in his schedule, he will have to postpone his European promotion trip from September 18-25.”

Maybe it’s got nothing to do with Kanye West? I don’t know but I was really hoping 50 would DEMOLISH Kanye in this contest that way Kanye would shut the hell up about EVERYTHING he complains about. Anyway, good luck to 50 Cent!

(Remember how both 50 Cent and Kanye West vowed they would quit the music industry if they didn’t win this competition? Umm, what’s going to happen now? They won’t quit!)

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Isn’t this the weirdest thing you’ve seen in a long time? When I first saw this picture, I thought it was a fluke. I thought they were both being over friendly. But then there were like, two more pictures of them acting like that. It’s pretty weird, I think. Maybe 50 Cent likes her because she’s been in the klink, too? Who knows. These two were at his party for his new album “Curtis” at the Hard Rock last night.

P.S. Brad Pitt really hit the nail on the head about Paris Hilton. She IS just an attention whore who wants to be as famous as possible, no matter what it takes. I mean, I knew that before he said it but she just continues to prove us all right. And by doing that, she also entertains us so I guess it works out.

Finally! I was wondering when something… anything… would come along and deflate Kanye West’s huge, bloated, retarded ego. And I think this competition just may be it! In the hip-hop world, Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson is facing off against Kanye West to see who is the King of Hip-Hop. The two are currently gracing the cover of Rolling Stone magazine in an obvious face-off. The two artists have new albums dropping on September 11, 2007. These two men are truly marketing geniuses, so it should be interesting to see who wins. (Edit: Let me remind you that Kanye West told American people that George Bush doesn’t care about black people and that he doesn’t think Michael Vick has done anything wrong. If these things don’t prove he’s a complete tool, then I’m not sure what to tell you!) Kanye has said of the competition, “This is real. It’s a moment.” Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson said, “From a hip-hop perspective, it’s the biggest event possible.”

Hmm, my fiance and I are definitely on team fitty. I gotta say not only do I dislike Kanye, but I really like Curtis. If you read his Wiki biography, you will totally have a different respect for him. All jokes aside, the guy has had a really hard life and yet he’s made himself just what he has dreamed of. I think that’s cool. I’m not a fan of ALL of his music, but I think he’s really a good business man and generally a better person than Kanye. Who’s team are you on??

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