While I find some illusion entertaining, there is virtually nothing Criss Angel does that I find entertaining. Over-the-top, stupid illusions (what he likes to call “magic”) with horrible acting and paid “believers” that only make what he does that much worse. Seriously. He sucks and I think he is such a fame and attention whore that its sad and desperate. And for him to call someone else out on being fake?! What is that? That’s like a fat person calling out another fat person for over-eating. It just doesn’t make sense at all. On the NBC show Phenomenon, Criss called out psychic Jim Callahan. After the psychic guessed the contents of a mystery box, Criss challenged him to guess the contents of an envelope he had in his hand and said if he guessed it, Criss would give him a million dollars.

“Criss, I can see you’re itching to say something,” noted “Phenomenon” host and Access Hollywood’s Tim Vincent .

“I just think it’s comical quite frankly,” Angel said.

Angel then pulled an envelope from his pocket and appeared to challenge, not only Callahan’s abilities, but also those of his fellow judge Geller.

“I will give you a million dollars of my personal money right now if either one of you can tell me specific details of what’s in here right now,” Angel insisted.

The challenge clearly didn’t sit well with the contestant.

“Ok man, I’ll tell you what I will tell you. I find you an ideological bigot,” Callahan responded as he made his way towards Angel.

“Tell me what’s in the envelope,” Angel kept repeating.
Angel then got out of his seat to meet Callahan, as Geller and Vincent came between the two men and separated them.

I don’t know who Jim Callahan is but he should’ve punched the shit out of Criss Angel. Honestly, calling someone out where they’re doing their thing, even if it is lame, is not cool! Especially when your “thing” is equally as retarded and fake! Someone needs to take Criss Angel away for a long, long time..

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Another post with a question mark title. A question mark because, of course, Britney Spears and Criss Angel are both denying that there is anything hairy going on. Oh, but you know there is.

Cameron Diaz’s former fling was seen escorting the pop star inside the Tower Beverly Hills Hotel on Wednesday night, where the two held hands and headed up to a suite on the 11th floor. (Source)

I can see why Criss Angel would want to deny this. He’s still hoping he can ride the money train that is Cameron Diaz. Plus, no one really wants to be linked to Britney Spears anymore. Maybe he doesn’t read magazines or blogs and has no idea that Britney Spears isn’t cool anymore?

And Britney Spears doesn’t want to acknowledge this because Criss Angel is weird and relatively not famous. What will she say when the judge asks her how many guys shes brought home to the kids? Adding Criss Angel to her long list of hook-ups isn’t a good idea for her.

But no matter what their reasons are for not wanting to admit it, you know they are hooking up. Or maybe it was just once. BreatheHeavy is claiming that the two aren’t hooking up. They are claiming the two met up to rehearse their bit together for the MTV awards. Either way, people don’t meet late at night in a hotel room and hold hands to rehearse for MTV awards. What a lie, and not even a good lie.

Gotta be real honest here. Not a fan of Criss Angel. Feel like he killed the fun that was David Blaine. I like illusionists, don’t get me wrong, but Criss Angel adds so much crap that is unneeded. The emo outfits, the crying, the people he pays to act like his illusions are real, the editing… it’s all beyond the realm of whats possible and thus is beyond illusion and quite fake. It bugs and annoys.. thus, I can’t stand the guy. But to know he’d use Cameron Diaz’s name on his show last night just to peak interest and keep people from changing the channel… That is bad. Because you know these two probably aren’t in love, for one thing. Girlfriend clearly isn’t over JT. Here’s what the Angel said last night at his launch for his new season of Mindfreak:

“I’d like to dedicate this escape to my girl ‘Trouble,’ a.k.a. Cameron. I love you baby. Have a safe trip to Europe for your Shrek tour.”

Umm, I think that he used her name to be cheesy and make himself look like more of a celebrity. And Cameron was probably in her hotel, smoking pot, when her manager came in and said “Criss just said he loved you on television.” And she probably said, “Oh no. Do you think Justin saw that? Do you think he was going to ask me to get back together because if he heard that then he won’t want to get back together. He’ll think I’m taken!!!” And then she probably cried for hours, and sent harassing messages to Jessica Biel for being more talented and beautiful.

That’s just my guess though.

To be honest, it irks me that he weasled his way into the celebrity life, and that I have to write about his fake-magical ass as soon as I get up in the morning. Ugh. Shouldn’t I be starting my day with a cup of Foldgers and more Anna Nicole Smith drama, like everyday? Oh, and, before I get to the “story” let me say I DID NOT photoshop that gay picture of Criss Angel with all the stupid words. I found that via google. My photoshop can be borderline sometimes, but this is far too fruity to be my work!

Criss Angel, who is a faux magician/illusionist/whatever, is going to be doing some radically awesome stunt. Cool!! (Can you sense my sarcasm?) In a publicity stunt to help promote his magic show on A&E that is titled Mindfreak, Criss Angel will hang 40 feet above Times Square in a cube covered in concrete. He will have 24 hours to escape the cube or the cube will be released, leaving it to crash to the ground. The stunt will be sometime in June.

Remember when David Blaine stood on something for a lot of hours for some reason? Criss is a copycat. In fact, I think he should get a nickname. Any ideas? Anyway, when people said that he was sort of mimicing that David Blaine stunt, CopycatCrissy was pissed.

“I always try to do things that have never been done before. ‘I was in the water for 24 hours in Times Square for ‘Good Morning America,’ doing it in 2001. Later somebody else tried to mimic me.” (Source)

What!? David Blaine copied you first?! This is breaking news! I wonder if these two are arch enemies? I think they should be, because that would make this whole “fake magic” thing a lot more fun. And then Cameron Diaz will announce that she has to drop out of Shrek 4 because she’s turned into a magician! How great would that be?

This could be the most ridiculous news today. I can’t say it’s the most ridiculous news ever because Screech made a sex tape, Angelina Jolie kissed her brother on the lips, Rosie O’Donnell picked a fight with Donald Trump, Hugh Grant solicited a hooker, Kate Moss got caught with drugs, and Brad Pitt cheated on Jennifer Aniston. So, see, there is more highly ridiculous and stupid things out there.

But this is pretty stupid because magic ISN’T real! If you google Criss Angel tricks and go far enough down, you can watch videos of how he fakes all of his tricks, and how he pays people to act surprised.. seriously. I’m not just trying to be Debbie Downer and call him out.. he really is a big fake and it’s so silly that people think he’s cool for being a faker. Not righteous!

So anyway, somehow he tricked Cameron Diaz into thinking he’s an interesting human being and somewhat of a celebrity, because they went on a date. Yuck!

The two were in Las Vegas together. First, they had dinner at the Bellagio’s Prime steakhouse, then they went to the Mirage in Angel’s Rolls Royce for the 10:30 p.m. performance of Cirque du Soleils’s Beatles tribute LOVE.

Wait, Criss Angel has a friggin Rolls Royce?! How did he do that? Whatever, he annoys me. Cameron looks pretty rough in the picture above, huh? Fierce!