Kevin Federline on Oprah. Are you ready to hear K-Fed’s side of the story? Because he’s ready to tell it! To Oprah Winfrey, that is, and you won’t want to miss it (if it actually happens). According to The News of the World, Oprah wanted to sit down with Britney Spears and have a talk with her, but Britney didn’t return any of Oprah’s calls. Now Oprah is giving Kevin Federline a turn to tell his side of what happened, and what is happening. I’d watch this if it happened, would you? (Source)

Victoria Beckham to Gain Weight. Victoria Beckham has been told by her bosses that she needs to gain weight in order to keep up her rigorous performing schedule with The Spice Girls. Victoria, who is Posh Spice, is terrified of gaining weight and her bosses are having to really talk her into it. She will first go on a 5-day detox and then begin eating more food, with a lot of protein. I can’t picture her gaining a single fricken pound! (Source)

Christina Aguilera is Pregnant. Christina Aguilera confirms (duh) her pregnancy to Glamour Magazine. Finally we know for sure! The pop star also talks about her doting husband Jordan Bratman, the approximate time she will become a mother, and how she’s managed to steer clear of the party and drug scene, unlike many of her colleagues. I am beginning to like Christina Aguilera more and more and the fact that her husband isn’t cute shows she isn’t shallow! (Source)

Jane Seymour has Implants. Jane Seymour, 56-year-old actress, has previously denied rumors that she has received cosmetic surgery but now, in an attempt to get her name back in some headlines, she admits she’s received a few forms of it. To get ready for her topless scene in Wedding Crashers, Jane got small breast implants. She also had an eye lift. Breast implants at fifty-something seems a little silly, doesn’t it? (Source)

Did you watch the 59th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles today? If you didn’t, here is a list of the winners, along with pictures of some of the celebrities that were there. I didn’t watch them because I was at a family function when they started. The Emmys are so damn long that even if I was home, I doubt I could’ve kept interest through the whole thing. Anyway, here we go. Primetime Emmy Awards winners:

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series
Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold, HBO’s EntourageOutstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama Series
Terry O’Quinn as John Locke, ABC’s LostOutstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series
Jaime Pressly as Joy Turner, NBC’s My Name Is EarlOutstanding Supporting Actor In A Miniseries Or A Movie
Thomas Haden Church as Tom Harte, AMC’s Broken Trail Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama Series
Katherine Heigl as Isobel ‘Izzie’ Stevens, ABC’s Grey’s AnatomyOutstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series
Ricky Gervais as Andy Millman, HBO’s ExtrasOutstanding Lead Actress In A Drama Series
Sally Field as Nora Walker, ABC’s Brothers & SistersOutstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series
America Ferrera as Betty Suarez, ABC’s Ugly BettyOutstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series
James Spader as

Yay! The Sopranos won. That was totally my favorite show. I sort of wanted The Sopranos to totally sweep the Emmy’s because they won’t get the chance to anymore. But at least they won a couple awards. (Edit: I only posted the fun awards.. none of the technical awards or the directing type of awards. Sorry!) Check out the celebrity pictures below. I love Katherine Heigl and Ali Larter. They look hot!

I wonder if Paris Hilton is familiar with the saying “mind your own business you dumb asshole?” Okay, so I might have added a bit more to that expression but whatever, its better my way. So the latest annoying thing that Paris Hilton did was out her friend. Christina Aguilera, who is only rumored to be pregnant with her first child (she has yet to officially confirm), was hosting the pre-VMA party in Las Vegas on Saturday night when Paris Hilton took over the mic and gave her a shout out. Sources say wonk-eye said,

“Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world, you’re gorgeous,” Hilton, 26, said to the packed crowd, while Aguilera, 26 (whose video “Candy Man” is up for Best Director at the MTV VMAs) sat nearby in uncomfortable silence.

Umm, I thought her BFF was Nicole Richie and isn’t she pregnant, too? God, Paris Hilton is such a whore, even when it comes to friends. This news is funny to me because Paris Hilton is continually proving herself to be a lifetime member of the idiots club. C-Ag should have just punched her in the wonk and maybe then it would’ve shut completely. Homegirl seriously needs an eye patch. No joke.

Below are thumbnails of pregnant C-Ag with a mask of white-ass make up on. Seriously, try and imagine what her sink water must look like when she washes her face off at night! It’s probably brownish-black water for days!

There are some rumors going on that pop singer Christina Aguilera might be pregnant. She is married to a guy named Jordan Bratman, so if she’s pregnant, at least the kid won’t be a bastard without a daddy.

If I was a famous celebrity and wanted to keep ALL of my personal life on the down-low, I’d definitely visit a pregnancy specialist (or whatever it is that she visited) incognito. Or maybe I’d pay the extra couple hundred bucks to have them dress up as a pizza delivery guy and just come to my house for a home-call type of deal. Cause here is C-Ag looking all pissed off that there are camera people following her around while she’s doing her pregnancy doctor crap. But, hello, Miss Thang, you are uber famous and might be pregnant. Of course you’re going to be hounded!

I sort of hope she’s pregnant because not only do I like her but it would be nice to see thousands of pictures of her on the internet, being pregnant on the beach, eating a sandwich at a deli, shopping with no make-up, whatever she does on a daily basis. Hell, I’d rather see pictures of her sleeping that pictures of Paris Hilton crying or Britney Spears trying to look like she’s having fun on the beach and acting like she’s not a looney-bin. Anyone else agree?

Oh, and UPDATE: Christina Aguilera visited New York’s Maternal Fetal Medicine Association, known for their expertise in high-risk pregnancies and state-of-the-art ultrasounds, according to TMZ. Well, maybe she isn’t pregnant, maybe she just wants to be a doctor or something??

I don’t know if you heard about this story. Last week, videos surfaced on the internet of music producer Dallas Austin alledging that both Christina Aguilera and Joss Stone both trade sexual activity for songs and music. Quite the accusation for Christina Aguilera. Joss Stone, maybe, but not Christina. What would Jordan Bratman have to say about that?

Anyway, Mr. Liar Liar Pants on Fire has decided to retract those statements and even apologize.

Every action generates an equal and opposite reaction. My statement about Christina Aguilera and Joss Stone was a reaction to an incident I care not to discuss in any forum, and while I may have felt justified, I do owe an apology to Christina, Joss and their families. The comments I made about Christina Aguilera and Joss Stone were purely an act of retaliation not of malice or cruel intent. As we all have our boiling points, I sincerely apologize as this is not my character nor should I have let anyone’s actions push me to this limit. I have let my family, friends, employees and business associates down with my actions. All content and any malicious statements that were in my control have been removed from outlets that may have posted this. Please accept this as my formal statement and apology to all parties involved.” (Source)

What a fart stain (thanks Rosie O’Donnell, for the cool new saying) this guy is.

What do you think, is there some truth in this story? Do you think perhaps maybe Christina Aguilera has done some dirty deeds to get hits? Joss Stone too?