Last night Jessica Alba gave birth to her first child with fiance Cash Warren. Rumor has it that she named her daughter Honor Marie Warren. That’s certainly an interesting name. What happened to naming kids normal names like Katherine and Betsy? Jeez.

According to “friends” of Alba, she said it was an “honor having Cash Warren’s child” so that’s how she came up with the name Honor. How freaking lame and cheesy! Still, I’m interesting in seeing the baby pictures… sort of.

I didn’t know Jessica Alba had another face besides her sourpuss but apparently she does. I always said I wanted her to stop looking like such a bitch but now that she’s smiling, she sort of looks bloated and awkward. I could live without it, actually.  And what’s happening with that hideous dress? It only makes her look a million times bigger. Very ugly.

Am I the only one who thinks Cash Warren looks like his face is a greasy pizza? He just looks so nasty when you start getting closer up to him. He needs to invest in some Proactiv or something!

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3:20pm:     Okay, I’m starting my live-blogging of the 2008 Oscars right now. I don’t want to start this early but it’s either this or reading about the Cold War and, well, we all know watching stuck-up famous people give each other fake hugs and dirty looks is wayy better than reading about any war. Heidi Klum and Seal were just interviewed by Ryan Seacrest and Heidi Klum is annoying. Anytime people ask her if she’s looking forward to seeing anyone famous she’s says no. Girlfriend thinks she’s too famous to get star-struck or something.

3:30pm:     I’m watching the pre-Academy Awards red carpet thing on the E! channel with Ryan Seacrest, Guiliana Rancic, and Kimora Lee Simmons. I found it totally hilarious when George Clooney (with girlfriend Sarah Larson) totally shot down every possible joke or conversation piece from Ryan Seacrest. I actually found him to be a little rude, which I definitely wasn’t expecting. Jason Bateman was funny when he insinuated that George Clooney wears a wig. I bet George heard him say that and was pissed! No one calls George out… no one! (Well, except Fabio, huh?) I’m totally already getting tired of watching this and the awards haven’t even started yet! To make it worse, I definitely don’t think Jon Stewart is neither cute or funny… so it’s going to be rough!

3:56pm:     Ryan is interviewing Saoirse Ronan of Atonement and I’m loving her cute little accent and her emerald green dress. I just learned from the text band at the bottom of the television screen that Kristen Chenoweth will be singing (eh, performing) a song tonight. And if you saw her on Leno then you know she’s the adorable blonde actress from Pushing Daisies.

4:00pm:     Steve Carell and his wife are being interviewed by Ryan right now and Steve is funny. I love The Office and I love all his movies so I’m happy to see he’s a funny, cute guy in real life. He’s starring in Get Smart with Anne Hathaway coming out in June. I love that Steve and his wife just said happy birthday to his wife’s sister… so cute! Patrick Dempsey and his wife are talking to Ryan. They’re boring and plain, I hate to say it.

4:05pm:     John Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston are looking old and they weren’t very friendly with Ryan. Travolta’s wig is shaved off so that’s a plus. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is on the red carpet and is presenting tonight, which is a total joke because he’s like, the worst actor ever. I used to love him like 10 years ago but that fizzled out a long time ago! Atonement star James McAvoy and Anne Marie Scott are both so cute. I love James’ accent, as always.

4:12pm:     Charlie Wilson’s War actress Amy Adams just got interviewed on the red carpet by Ryan and she was cute and charming as always.  Adams was previously nominated for Best Supporting Actress at the 2005 Academy Awards for her role as Ashley Johnston in Junebug.

4:18pm:    Gary Busey just awkwardly hugged Jennifer Garner (who looks gorgeous with a huge diamond necklace on) and then kissed her. It was HILARIOUS and she handled it pretty well, aside from the fact she was beyond freaked out. She said she needed her man Ben Affleck around and I think she was right! Laura Linney was at Jennifer Garner’s side. Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill are looking like twins with pubic hair beards and black glasses.. but they are so hilarious. I love them. Miley Cyrus is wearing a red Valentino dress (and I’m wondering why she’s even there) and Ryan Seacrest is just feeding her ego.. it’s sick!

4:30pm:     Ryan Seacrest cannot let go of the whole “Gary Busey busting in” moment. It was, however, quite hilarious. Keri Russell is now talking to Ryan Seacrest. She is wearing a gold strapless dress and she is with her husband, Shane. She is a presenter for some sort of song. Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are being interviewed by Ryan and they’re totally stuck-up. Her face is looking fat now that she’s in her third-trimester. Sean “P. Diddy” Combs is talking to Ryan promoting his movie A Raisin In The Sun on ABC tomorrow night. Cameron Diaz had to ask her assistant what brand of jewels she was wearing. She is presenting at the Oscars again this year, the same as she did last year. Tilda Swinton talked about her role in Michael Clayton. That’s some red hair!

4:45pm:     Still on the red carpet with Ryan.  Lisa Rinna walked by in the background and I’m not sure why her and her big lips are there but whatever. Colin Farrell was there with his mommy and he said Nicole Kidman had nothing to do with why he became an actor, contrary to rumors.  Casey Affleck, who is being nominated for Best Supporting Actor for his role in The Assassination of Jesse James, was friendly with Ryan. Hilary Swank is wearing a black Versace dress. It’s pretty but somewhat plain.

4:58pm:    Katherine Heigl wearing a bright red dress with bright red lipstick. A bit intense for me but whatever.

5:01pm:    Now I’m watching the Red Carpet Countdown to the Oscars with Regis Philbin on ABC.  The Reeg is talking to George (been there, done that) about his Best Actor nomination for Michael Clayton. The Reeg couldn’t hear a damn word that George said and he made a fool outta himself. Funny, though. Marion Cotillard is wearing a white dress and is there for her nomination for Best Actress.

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Umm, don’t they say you shouldn’t get pregnant when you are at the height of your career? As annoying as Jessica Alba is, I do think she’s pretty hot and famous right now. Why would she want to go and have a baby with stinky Cash Warren? I sort of don’t get it but I guess we should be happy for them, I mean, a baby is exciting news. People reports:

“I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” says rep Brad Cafarelli.
Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director’s assistant.

People can confirm that she’s pregnant but I can confirm that their relationship won’t last and that after the baby Jessica will have a hard time getting good movie roles. I mean, let’s face it, she’s not that good of an actress. Shannon Elizabeth, move over and make room for your new best friend, Jessica Alba! I swear if she has a baby right now then that’s where she’s headed. TRUST!

Okay, now let me say that 26 is a good age to start a family and since she’s financially set then that’s a plus. I just want to add one more thing: take a good, hard look at your butt in this picture, Jessica. With all the diets and work outs, the plastic surgery and the photo-shops, it’ll never be that hot again. That’s all I’m sayin!

A long time ago I had heard that Jessica and Cash broke up, but then they were still seen together everywhere after that, so obviously that was bull. But now, apparently, Jessica has seriously broken up with Cash.

According to Us Weekly, who is the most legit out of all of the crappy tabloid magazines, Jessica was overseas promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer when she called up Cash and told him she doesn’t love him anymore. She then called her assistant back in Los Angeles and had her pack up all of Cash’s stuff and get it ready for him to pick up. Burn!

Cash’s friend has said, “[Cash] thinks it’s for another guy but doesn’t know….he’s totally devastated. But it was all her.“

Umm, of course it was all her. Why would Cash break up with Jessica? A poor, crappy actor has to hang on to his money train as long as possible. How will he eat now? Honestly. The only reason his name is known is because he was dating her. And let’s face it, not that many people even knew what he looked like. If I passed him on the street, I wouldn’t know it was him. He’s probably going to make a shirt that says, “Yes, it’s me, Cash Warren. The guy who dated Jessica Alba for 2 1/2 years.”

I sort of predict Jessica Alba is the next Shannon Elizabeth. She’s had her time in the spotlight, but I feel like pretty soon we’ll see her at the World Series of Poker sponsoring Popov vokda or Western Union.

Jessica Alba, the actress who starred in Fantasic Four and just signed a $5 million deal with Revlon, is rumored to have broken up with her long-time boyfriend Cash Warren.

Friends of Jess and Cash say that Cash was too busy working to maintain a relationship with Jessica. Others say Jessica was away too much. The two were supposed to vacation later this month, but now that they are supposedly broken up, I suppose a vacation just wouldn’t make any sense! According to friends, Jess and Cash are no longer on speaking terms. (Source)

If you’re like me and wondering who the hell Cash Warren is and what exactly he does, let me tell you. (He’s not on Wiki, which means he isn’t really famous at all.. cause even F listers are on Wiki!) He was in Fantastic Four as a minor character, he’s been on Oprah once, and he was in that really crappy movie with Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon called Taxi. I don’t know if you ever saw that movie, but it was horrible. I fell asleep and when I woke up, it was still going, nothing had happened, and the comedy was still awful. Yuck, and normally Jimmy Fallon is funny.

Anyway, Cash Warren is basically a nobody actor and Jessica Alba is headed that way, except for she is smokin’ hot. A picture of the couple below.