Yesterday Actor Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves welcomed their second child–a girl named Vida Alves McConaughey. Vida is their second child; the couple also have a seventeen month old son named Levi. Matthew and Camila issued this statement:

Vida is Portuguese for ‘life’ and that’s what God gave us this morning… Camila’s recovering wonderfully and we are both truly honored to welcome this little lady into our family… thanks for all your well wishes and prayers along the way, another blessed day, we give thanks, just keep livin’, –Matthew and Camila.

Vida was born at 12:13am in Malibu, California where the couple reside. Congratulations to them.

Edit: Are you wondering who the #$^* Camila Alves is and how she got Matthew McConaughey? The first time I heard about her years ago when they first got together I wondered that, too. Let me break it down for you: Matthew probably was just looking for a smokin hot girl (see pictures below) who liked to smoke (he’s a stoner) and was willing to give up smoking to have a family for him–to make a more wholesome image–and then the two of them would go back to lookin’ good and smoking a lot. That’s my theory and if you defend him because you like his shitty movies then you’re delusional. Hollywood is full of screwed up people and I think he may be leading the pack!

Camilla Alves, the girlfriend of Matthew McConaughey, gave birth to their first child yesterday afternoon. The baby boy weighed 7lbs 4oz but a name has yet to be released.

This is the first child for both Camilla and Matthew. I wonder if they will get married? I also kind of wonder if Camilla has money of her own or if Matthew is her money train? Anyway. Congratulations to them.

UPDATE: The baby’s name is Levi Alves McConaughey.  Hey, it could’ve been worse. Apparently, though, Levi is a biblical name that is alternate for Matthew. I guess that makes it harder to make fun of. Not impossible though.

What a surprise for the New Year! Actor Matthew McConaughey is expecting his first child with girlfriend Camilla Alves. The news broke via Matthew on his personal blog (which I didn’t even know he had until now) and he said this:

“My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together … its 3 months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far.”

I don’t know much about either of ‘em cause I think Matthew McConaughey is cheesy and not that great of an actor. I don’t like any of his movies. Let’s hope his parenting skills are better than his acting skills! HA! Okay–Congratulations to the both of them. Let’s hope it doesn’t come out looking like Owen Wilson. You never know–those two spend a lot of time together.