Here’s Bruce Willis at Late Night with David Letterman last night. He looks like the oldest pepaw ever! Seriously, the only old guy thing that’s missing is his hand on his back! This picture is golden. High water levi jeans with brand new white Nike sneakers that are all cushy and clean. That is soo old guy stuff! Patchy hair and a big gray coat that he can wear to the drugstore and put stuff in his pockets. I bet Bruce smells like moth balls and cedar chests. I bet he drinks prune juice and keeps Depends with him in his fanny pack for just in case emergencies! Haha, I’m cracking myself because I really think this picture makes Bruce look his age. Finally!

We all know Bruce Willis is a total pimp. After all, he’s cool with Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, which shows he’s a good guy. On top of that, he seems to be a caring dad and a fun person to be around. I like the guy.

And now he’s proving to be more of a pimp than we realized! Now the actor, who is 52 years young, is dating a girl just 5 years older than his eldest daughter. I love it!

Poor Bruce Willis. Almost nine years after he and wife Demi Moore split, he just can’t seem to find age-appropriate partners … Witmer, for one, isn’t bothered by the age difference. “People expect that,” she says. She admits being “a little nervous” when she recently met the “Die Hard” star at L.A.’s Peninsula Hotel. “He’s got the sexiest voice!” she says. “He’s so smooth and suave. I don’t mind the bald head. He’s really good looking in person.” (Source)

What a guy. Not many old dudes can pull young girls. And by that I mean, all old dudes that have a lot of money and are super famous can get any chick that they want. So I guess that doesn’t make him THAT much of a pimp, but I still think he’s pretty slick!

Oh and check out what 23-year-old Tamara Witmer looks like. She’s gorgeous.

This is a picture of Ashton Kutcher and his new wife, Demi Moore, making out in front of Demi Moore’s ex-husband Bruce Willis. Okay, now that I’ve explained why this post is called “Total Weirdness” I can move on.

The three vacationed together in the Caribbean and invited a photographer along to capture the event so it could be laid out in Vanity Fair magazine.

Bruce doesn’t see anything wrong with still be great friends with Demi and Ashtom. He told Vanity Fair:

“It’s hard to understand, but we go on holidays together. We still raise our kids together – we still have that bond. Demi is the mother of my children and Ashton is the stepfather of my children. I’m thrilled that Ashton turned out to be such a great guy. I love Demi, and I know she loves me.”

I smell a fierce 3-way!! Just kidding. (Unless it’s true, and then in the event that happens, I definitely broke that news here first!)

The new thriller, Perfect Stranger, starring Halle Berry and Bruce Willis, looks pretty good. But with a tagline like “How far would you go to keep a secret?”.. how could it not be pure gold?!

The movie is about a journalist named Rowena (Berry) who goes undercover to ferret out a lucrative businessman, Harrison Hill (Willis), as her best friend’s killer. She poses as one of his temps to get closer to him. It ends up being “a game of online cat-and-mouse.” (Source)

Here is a review of the movie, from a regular person who is a user on Internet Movie Data Base. I think it’s honest, but I haven’t seen the flick yet, either.

I watched Perfect Stranger at a preview at my local theater this past weekend, and next to the scantily clad Halle Berry, there was no reason to go watch this movie. There’s nothing wrong with movies with twists in them as long as they’re done with thought, taste, and creativity. The problem in this movie is that the writers have all the freedom in the world to guide the viewers mind and place where the twists lie. It is too easy for the writers to trick the audience, and to some audience members, the simple trick in itself is good enough to make the movie “great.” Well, this doesn’t cut it for me. I want a movie that connects, makes me think, has me connect with a character, or even teach me something for that matter. Perfect Stranger lacked meaning, taste, and creativity and is just another one of those “movies with a twist.” FYI: The movie was a long advertisement with way too much product placement. Even if the movie does bomb, the movie industry would have made up for the loss in the amount of advertising they put in the movie.

Well anyway, if you see the film let me know what you think of it. Like I said above, I haven’t seen it but what I do know is that Halle Berry looks about a gillion times better with long hair. It’s like she’s a whole new lady. And I’m feeling the peacock looking dress. She knows how to keep it funky.

Scary Spice, aka Melanie Brown, has named her newborn daughter, born on the same day as supposed baby-daddy Eddie Murphy, Fortuna Daphne Bay. I could live with Daphne Bay, but I don’t totally understand the whole Fortuna thing. But I would definitely talk Fortuna Daphne Bay over PILOT INSPEKTOR, the name of Jason Lee’s son, anyday. Sometimes I wonder why celebrities feel they must have some silly, over the top name? I mean, these are just mini-people. They will grow up to be regular sized and want normal names. They don’t want to be called Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow’s first child’s name) and they don’t want to be called Pheonix Chai (Melanie Brown’s first child’s name).Other weird celebrity baby names:

• Erykah Badu named her son Seven Sirius and her daughter Puma
• Christie Brinkley named her daughter Sailor
• Nicholas Cage named his son Kal-El, like Superman!
• Rachel Griffiths named her son Banjo
• Helen Hunt named her daughter Makena’lei Gordon
• Paula Yates has named her children: Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, Little Pixie, and Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (see above picture.)
  
• John Cougar Mellencamp named his daughter Justice
• Jaime Oliver named his daughters Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo
• Ving Rhames named his son Freedom
• Robert Rodriguez named his children Rocket, Racer, Rebel and Rogue
• Shannyn Sossamon named her son Audio Science
• Bruce Willis and Demi Moore named their kids Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah.

What are they thinking? Honestly. Half of these names sound like puppy names, and the other half sound like science-fiction movies. Which of these is the worst? Which of these is the weirdest? (Source)

If you’ve seen Monster’s Ball, then you’ve seen Halle Berry naked and you’ve seen her get railed by Billy Bob Thornton. But who really wants to see Billy Bob Thornton do that to anyone? I know I could live without it.

Halle Berry’s new movie is a thriller starring herself and Bruce Willis titled Perfect Stranger.

In this movie, Berry has a few sex scenes, but no full nudity. How they pulled that off, I’m not sure.

Also, Berry has a scene in this movie where she is masturbating.

I’m not sure why a scary movie needs a masturbation scene, because I know when Vince Vaughn re-made Psycho that whole masturbating scene was retarded and it ruined it. So if this is the same type of blurb, I’m already disappointed.

The good thing about this post is not the information about Halle Berry’s new movie. I think it’s the picture of her in that checkered lacy dress. And for once she doesn’t have short lesbian hair. She actually looks like a hot, straight woman.

I wonder if Eric Benet is kicking himself in the head right now?