Everyone hates on Brooke Hogan and let’s face it, she’s a definite butterface. But simply being a hater doesn’t fix the problem. I, on the other hand, have come up with a viable solution. Ready? Brooke should turn chola! Think about it, she’s already got a fierce look about her, she wears those damn hoop earrings all the time, and her eyebrows… they could use some definition! So everyone who is all aboard with Operation Brooke Hogan Turns Chola send their sharpies to me and I’ll make sure she gets them. Hey, at least if she was a chola she’d probably be the prettiest. Although, this girl may give Brooke a run for her money.

This is Hulk Hogan rubbing his daughter Brooke Hogan down with sunscreen. Looking closely, this is Hulk wiping his hands all over his daughters ass and inner thighs. This is disgusting. I don’t think either of your parents should be rubbing your butt and thighs when you’re in your twenties. It’s just wrong. I mean, Miley Cyrus sat in Billy Ray‘s lap and that was creepy. THIS, then in comparison, is like sexual harassment or something. YUCK! More weird pictures of this at Dlisted.

 

You know, I’ve always been a fan of Brooke Hogan.  I liked her one song that got popular, I think she’s a pretty girl and I think she has a good, fit body.  Besides the fact that she sometimes wears too much make up (hey, don’t we all do that at least once in our life) and some questionable outfits, I think she’s a pretty cool girl. BUT…

Brooke made an appearance at Florida Atlantic University where she was filming scenes for her reality show. She was apparently taking a tour of the campus to see if she wants to attend. While doing this, she wore a hideous blue sun dress with  no bra. The dress made her like 2 sizes bigger than she really is! And those nails. My God. I like fake nails on some girls–but not hot orange ones. They are soo 80′s glam rock and it’s not working for her. So, Brooke Hogan, please stop! We can’t take looking at you right now. You need to hit up The Gap and buy a cotton bra and stop by a nail salon and get those claws cut back and painted! Seriously!

 

What can we say about Tiffany Pollard? She’s the fakest broad out there, besides Omarosa, and she’s probably getting loaded off of these lame ass reality shows. We all know they’re beyond fake but they’re somewhat entertaining so, of course, lame America tunes in. So set your TiVo’s because Tiffany Pollard, better know as New York, is coming back with her new reality show “New York Goes to Hollywood.” The show will follow Tiffany on her quest to break into the acting business in Hollywood. Bitch needs to stop kidding herself. She’s a horrible actress. She can’t even fake a reality show. But I know all you Flavor of Love and I Love New York fans will be counting down the days til this mess is on.

For those of you who don’t give a crap about New York, you can tune into something equally as fake but a pinch less ghetto. It will be called “Brooke Hogan Knows Best” and it’s following Brooke Hogan moving out of her parents house and starting her own, more independent life. Maybe they’ll show her stupid brother going to jail for putting his buddy in a coma? That would be good TV.

 

After all the heavy duty Oscar talk from last night and this morning, we really need to lighten the mood. Let’s do that by looking at Brooke Hogan jumping around in a blue bikini. I myself am a fan of Brooke Hogan and her music. I do think she wears some funky clothes and a bit too much make up but who cares? I think she’s doing some sort of beach work-out here. I think she’s got a great body. She’s thin but not too thin, fit but not too fit. I hate it when people call her fat because I think she’s thinner than normal and if that’s fat.. well, that’s not good. For those of you who think Brooke Hogan looks good, then these bikini pictures are for you!

Despite rumors that Hulk Hogan and his wife Linda have been arguing and struggling to save their marriage, the Hogans, known for their reality show “Hogan Knows Best” on Vh1, are saying those rumors aren’t true.

The Hulkster’s remarks come after the New York Post reported the Hogans’ marriage has taken a beating after 20 years, with the pair fighting over child-rearing issues and feeling the strain of filming a reality show, VH1’s Meet the Hogans.

Linda has reportedly also gotten irritated with the 53-year-old Hulk’s desire to get back in the ring, because she’s worried he’ll get hurt.

Hulk told Us, “I’m happily married, and everything is cool.” (Source)

This family is pretty gross. Have you ever noticed that the siblings flirt with eachother? And they are BFFs but a part of you can’t help but wonder what goes on in that house after dark, amirite? Gross. Like I said last week, I think Brooke Hogan looks better when she doesn’t try so hard. As for Linda and Hulk, they need to go easy on the tanning bed. And the boy? No comment there.