And this is clearly trashy.

Yeah, sometimes I go to the store with velour sweatpants and a grungy tee-shirt from college with flips flops and no make up. We all do this. But do we wear winter boots with the shortest, most inexcusably hideous shorts with a tight shirt and no bra with red lipstick (and eye make up that is a week old) to the gas station to buy our favorite orange Fanta? I know I don’t.

Britney Spears wants to have a come back and be respected and everything but this is not the way. Can’t your “relax” clothes actually look like clothes a person could relax in? I have a wedgie and sweaty feet just from looking at her. She really needs to take a bath and find herself some better down-time clothes. Or just not go out.

Ick.

Well, I knew this was coming. Britney started looking and acting decent again but then she dyed her hair brown and that was the first wrong choice. Now she’s gone back to blonde but it’s that trashy cracked out blonde that she had before. And look at her nails/jewelery/dress/everythingabouther… she’s getting to be a little gross again. Homegirl just can’t help it. These pictures were taken over the weekend after Brit spent 6 hours in an L.A. area salon getting her tresses long and blonde again.

The story that follows this picture is supposed to be about how Britney took her kids to the Eiffel Tower while visiting Europe for her tour. But the story that needs to go with it is this: Britney, you are wearing the Star of David necklace which typically signifies that you are Jewish. I’m pretty sure you don’t have a clue but just do you know, I am pretty sure the Jewish faith would reject  you should you attempt to apply. Oh, and P.S., that evil-eye bracelet you are wearing looks like something you got for $2 on E-bay! You need a stylist, girlfriend.

Just when Britney Spears was cleaning herself up she goes and does this. Now, I know this is a wig since her real hair isn’t that long yet but still. Remember what state of mind she was in the last time she wore a wig? The poor girl needs a stylist to help her because–even aside from the wig–she is challenged when it comes to clothes. The orange tank top and shorts are okay but the bracelets, necklace, watch and earrings? Too much. Poor Britney, she’s just a Southern girl with money who is completely lost.

Personally, I think Britney should work her ass off to get as fit and hot as possible and then come back and blow everyone away at the VMAs. I mean, last year in Las Vegas she completely blew it but this year, who says she can’t do it? I mean, with the help of her dad she’s gotten her life back together in a big way. But would MTV allow it?

“Everyone deserves a second or third chance, right?” Van Toffler, president of MTV Networks Music Group, told the Associated Press Friday. When asked if he was just joking, Toffler said, “Sorta.”

“Who knows?” he said.

I wish that she would just make a bomb comeback already and wipe that smug ass grin off Rihanna and Justin Timberlakes faces! Jerks. I say bring Britney back to perform “Break the Ice” or even a new song. What do you think, she Britney get another chance?

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I had no clue that the Pussycat Dolls were still making new songs but whatever. After that terror “Buttons” from a couple years ago, I thought they realized they were just a bunch of skanks in slutty clothes that whined on the mic. Guess I was wrong because they’ve got a new song called “When I Grow Up” and they’ve decided the best way to get popular is by putting Britney Spears in their new video.

Have they seen Britney over the last, say, three years? I mean, Britney circa 1999 would be a great career boost. Britney circa 1999 would’ve never done anything for a PCD video. Her options have changed though. She did a cameo that Us Weekly is calling “genius.” I’m not sure Britney is capable of anything “genius” but okay. I’ll be the judge of it when the video comes out.

Oh ya, they also say that she is “hot” and “blond” in the video. Blond is okay but the way Britney gets blond is via tacking ass ghetto hair extensions. And when you throw that in the mix, no matter how “fit” they’ve digitally made her, there’s no way she can be hot. But I guess we’ll see…