I really like it when an asshole gets his karma. Especially when that person is a rich, fat, lazy, disguisting piece of existence named Brandon Davis. Remember when he and Paris Hilton thought they were so totally cool, calling Lindsay Lohan a firecrotch and speeding away in Paris’s nice car (that was paid for by Daddy’s hard work)? And it was soo funny to call Lindsay names and say how poor she is and how she’s not that famous. Ha, ha, ha ha ha. But I bet wherever Lindsay Lohan is at right now, she’s cracking up. Because look at Brandon Davis now! According to sources, the cocaine-addicted oil heir has done nothing but ruin his life and do drugs the last few years. His parents, who are tired of him spending his money, have finally cut his pathetic ass off. Good for them! Sources say,

“I know for a fact that his parents cut him off,” a pal tells us. “Brandon has just enough money to get a very inexpensive, low-rate room at The Standard [hotel in Miami]. We all feel sorry for him. Brandon’s in a bad place and is very depressed. He has kicked his partying up big time.”

Sometimes it takes a little rough-love to make people see that their lifestyle is not good. But I bet this doesn’t last. He won’t stay cut-off. But seriously. How good does it feel to see Paris Hilton go to jail and Brandon Davis go broke? Albeit Lohan is rehabbing, but still… rehabbing is better than going broke and going to jail! Definitely! (Source)

Remember the guy who called Lindsay Lohan firecrotch? Well, that was Brandon Davis. He also is friends with Paris Hilton, and ex-boyfriend of actress Mischa Barton.

Other than that, he’s a fat waste of human life that does nothing but degrade and offend people while sponging off of his rich parents.

This weekend, Brandon Davis showed up at the Details Magazine party, which was a house party, and was turned away from the door. He told the people at the door that he was invited by Stavros Niarchos, ParisHilton’s ex-boyfriend, and that they should go find Stavros and confirm.

But when staffers found Niarchos, he begged them to tell Davis that he wasn’t there, adding, “I didn’t invite him here, and I don’t really want to be around him.” Niarchos then joined the other revelers. Davis eventually made such a fuss that he was allowed in – and Niarchos beelined to a Details editor to apologize, adding, “You know I would never bring him here.” (Source)

What a freaking burn.

Brandon Davis does too much coke, eats too much food, talks to much shit, and writes too many bad checks. Everyone hates him now.

Oh, except for Paris Hilton because she’s stupid enough to still be friends with him!