A couple of days ago, Bradley Cooper made a statement about being “just friends” with actress Jennifer Aniston. They two were spotted various places–namely, having dinner and leaving together–and dated previously in 2007. Let’s hope Bradley was telling the truth about them being “just friends” or else Jen will have been dissed by another (less famous, less hunky) Brad. Why?

Bradley Cooper and upcoming co-star Renee Zellweger were spotted having dinner and acting rather couple-y. From OK! Magazine:

“He pulled her chair out for her when she sat down and he kissed her on the hand. If they’re just friends, they were being awfully affectionate! At one point, he seemed to want to whisper something to her as if it were a secret. He spoke into her ear and then they both started giggling.”

If this is true (which it most likely isn’t, because people make shit up when they see two celebrities out), then this is gross. Why? Because, although I love Bridget Jones, Renee Zellweger is nasty looking. Her body is rail thin and her face is a puffy, shiny mess. What Bradley sees in her I don’t know.

If you had to chose between Jen and Renee, who would you rather date?

Actor Bradley Cooper has recently been spotted a few places with his He’s Just Not That Into You co-star Jennifer Aniston. Rumor has it that they are rekindling their short lived 2007 romance but Bradley, via People, is saying that it just isn’t true. So I guess the new, less famous and good-looking “Brad and Jen” thing isn’t going to happen.

She’s a friend of mine. Simply, simply, just a friend. In America, its not like it is here. She’s someone who is super, super known. Famous. If someone says ‘hello’ to her, it’s given that he’s fallen in love with her. So, no. No. She’s a very, very interesting woman, but she’s simply a friend.

Is it just me or is the above statement a little weird? I picture him fidgeting and stuttering with buckets of sweat dripping down his face while Jen stands behind him with a gun to his head angrily whispering “deny it or else Brad will never come back to me!”. Oh and btw, he said all that crap above about Jen being “simply a friend” in French, cause he speaks it and he was in France. Cute or braggy? I haven’t decided. But I have decided this: They don’t make a good couple.

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