Okay so this picture hit the internet this weekend but since I’m too lazy to work on the weekends, I’ll just have to post it now. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt showed up at the 2008 Film Independent Spirit Awards and Angie was wearing a tight black dress showing off her obvious pregnant belly (and her still rail-thin body). Rumors were sparked a couple weeks before when Angie wore a loose, flowing dress to an awards show, trying obviously to hide her body. This is the couple’s second blood child together but will make number 5 to their clan.

I must say, Angie looks pretty good here. She looks happy, probably from all the positive attention and her pregnancy. I think she still looks a bit thin but she looks good. Brad, on the other hand, looks worn out. His face is a wrinkled piece of brown paper and his hair is a piece. Seriously, if thats not some sort of wig then I will die of shock. Honestly.

Jennifer Aniston is virtually in the tabloids every week. I feel bad for her because she’s just trying to get on with her life and be happy but the tabloids CANNOT let her be! I mean, I’m a firm believer in famous people needing to accept that they’re going to be in the tabloids cause they’re famous but I also believe ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! As if getting dumped (and cheated on) by Brad Pitt isn’t bad enough, now she’s gotta face a new drama every week with these magazines.

One of them was reporting that Jennifer was supposed to have a face-to-face with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at a party for the Oscars on Saturday night. I’m thinking this was just more drama the tabloid has put on Jen’s shoulders because it didn’t happen. Jen showed up to the party but Angie and Brad did not. I’m thinking this whole story was made up because why would Angie and Brad show up? Both of them were snubbed for their work in the film industry last year so showing up to Oscar parties would be odd as it is. Nonetheless, the meeting of ex-lovers and current lady never went down.

In other Jennifer Aniston news, apparently she is freezing her eggs. I guess since Jen is getting older and has yet to meet Mister Right, she wants to ensure that when she meets him she can still have their babies. A good idea, I guess, if you don’t want to be like Nicole Kidman. But, just like other Aniston stories, I doubt this is true. According to Star Magazine, Jen’s good pal Sheryl Crow told her she should just adopt but Jen is thrilled to be having her own children in the future, and wants to preserve that dream by freezing her eggs. Jen’s rep has denied the story, which in Hollywood doesn’t really mean anything. Nonetheless, I think this story is probably untrue.

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I don’t care if Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie move to Europe because they annoy me. I just don’t like how celebrities are always claiming theres “more” for their family in Europe. Umm, they were both raised in America so whats wrong with that? All these jerks needed to start a club and just do us all a favor and not come back to America then! Brad told XL Semanal Magazine:

“While we are very nomadic, we would like to have a base in Europe. More attention is paid here to what is going on in the world and it is easier to get to Africa and Asia from here. We want our children to have a broad vision of the world. Spain, Italy and France have lots of quality of life and that is healthy.”

Lots of quality of life? Maybe I just don’t understand cause I done got my learn’ns from America but… what does that mean? Don’t we have lots of quality of life here? Children can have a broad vision of the world with good parents, they don’t have to be moved around a trillion times when they are kids. How will they ever make friends? They’ll just be friends with other celebrity kids, you wait.

For those of you who dislike Brad Pitt because you think he cheated on Jennifer Aniston, guess what? I’ve got news that will make you forget about Jennifer and instill a love for Brad in your heart once more. He is annoyed by Paris Hilton being a fame-hungry skank! I am loving this. Brad Pitt told Details magazine about his dislike for Paris,

“This Paris Hilton quest for fame … she’s blissfully obvious. We hadn’t seen television for … like a month. I’m probably exaggerating. And we just got back to the United States. And we turned on CNN. And on comes Paris Hilton, going to jail. And so we just turned it off again.”

Funny! I hope Paris Hilton reads that has someone read that to her! Anyway, the interview with Brad really isn’t ground breaking or that interesting. He talks about his split with Jennifer Aniston and it’s a dull, boring answer that sort of doesn’t make sense. He also talks about living in New Orleans, how annoying the paparazzi are, and other typical celebrity interview stuff. Not worth reading, I’d say. But the fact that he burned Paris Hilton is just priceless!

Doesn’t it seem like Gwyneth is pretty much annoyed by everyone except herself and the people in the band Coldplay? She’s always bitching about something and frankly I find it annoying. First its being famous, then it’s how stupid people in America are, and now it’s the paps. She should know the paps love Brad Pitt, after all, Gwyneth dated him back in the Seven days!

Angelina, Brad and the kids have been staying in Chicago while Angelina is filming her newest film “Wanted.” Well, they attracted a slew of photographers and it annoyed Gwyneth. Don’t worry, Gwyn, they aren’t going to try and take your picture! No one cares about you! It seems that Gwyn is staying in the same hotel as Brad and Angie. Weird! Gwyn said,

“When Brad and Angelina leave, won’t they (the paparazzi) go too?’ Don’t you think they sort of blow in and out with the celebs?”

Umm, didn’t we already establish that they aren’t wasting time, film or digital whatever on you!? I thought we did. And not that I’m on team Brangelina or anything, but I’m definitely not on Gwyn’s team. No matter what she says to backtrack, she is an American-people hater and thats final. She needs to suck it up. She’s lucky anyone is putting her quotes in magazines anymore.

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So here’s a picture of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s love-child, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt. There isn’t a story to go with it, there is no breaking news about the couple or their children, but I just couldn’t resist putting a picture up of Shiloh because she is so damn cute. I mean, She looks just like a mini-Angelina. She has Angelina’s nose and lips and it looks like she’s got Brad’s eyes. She is so adorable.

The couple were in Chicago over the weekend where they took their children all around town. Angelina is currently filming her next movie in Chicago.

The only other celebrity kids that I think are as close to Shiloh in the adorable department are Ava and Deacon, the children of Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe. Those two made great kids!

On the not-so-lucky side of the spectrum lays Britney Spears. Her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, look like dumpy versions of their daddy, Kevin Federline. Also, Adam Sandler’s daughter, Sadie Sandler, looks just like him. Adam is a funny guy, don’t get me wrong, but he’s not exactly a hunk. So when Sadie came out looking like a mini-Adam, I’m sure his wife Jackie was hoping she’d grow up looking more like her. I sort of hope so, too!

I can’t wait to see what Nicole Richie’s baby looks like! When it comes out, we’ll finally get to know for sure if Joel Madden is that daddy. Ha! And maybe Christina Aguilera’s baby will come out with hot red lipstick on? We’ll have to wait and see!