I really don’t know why people still want to read Brad Pitt interviews because they are really boring. I’d rather read Roseanne Barr’s blog any time because even though she’s not as famous, she’s at least making a bold statement about something other than how awesome she is. With that said, I’m not including the interview Brad Pitt gave for Parade magazine because it’s really boring. He talks about not marrying Angelina because gays can’t get married and other holier than now shit. Why doesn’t he just say she thinks she is too hip and cool for marriage? That’s the truth. They’re both completely stupid.  You can read the interview here if you’d like.

Finally! Angelina Jolie gave birth to the twins she’s been pregnant with. Saturday in France is when the miracle happened via C section. She had a boy and girl. Their names are Knox Leon (the boy who weighed 5 lbs 3 oz) and Vivienne Marcheline (the girl who weighed 5lbs). Knox was named after Brad Pitt‘s grandpa and Vivienne’s middle name came from Angelina’s mother’s name. How sweet! Now they have 3 girls in their clan and 3 boys. THEY CAN STOP NOW! No pictures of the two angels yet but the Mayor of Nice, France held a press conference to show off the birth certificates of the babies. They are not Americans! Maybe Brad and Angie will do us (and Rachel Green) a favor and just live in France forever! If its soo great, STAY! But quit cashing your American checks worth millions then, assholes!

 

Ex-husband of Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob Thornton, is speaking out on Angie’s relationship with Brad Pitt. The exes split bitterly and now Billy Bob is putting his two cents in on Angie. I think he’s probably pretty bitter and unhappy but nonetheless what he says about the couple is pretty funny and… well, true. Here’s what he said:

“She is just going through a high school phase. You know, dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I’ll be there when she’s ready to come to her senses though.”

Burn! I wonder what Angie and Brad are going to say to get him back? Oh, probably nothing. They will take the “higher ground” like the boring twits they’ve become. I bet Jennifer Aniston had a huge, evil laugh about this when she read it. She probably sent Billy Bob a bouquet of roses with a note attached that says “you’re my hero.”

Brad and Angelina and their clan were at the beach in the South of France just having some family time. They also brought along U2′s The Edge. I don’t know if this is a photo op or not but it’s sort of weird. Brad carrying a kid, grabbing Angie’s arm with two people just following them around. It’s off a little.

Angelina looks good in long, flowing dresses but this one isn’t too cute. I wonder if she’s still rail thin even though she’s pregnant? And hey, isn’t she going to be due soon? I think so. I wonder what they will name him/her? If it’s a girl, they will probably name her after Angie’s mom. OMG what if they named her Rachel Green Jolie-Pitt? LOL. That’s all I have to say.

 

Despite reports that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt wedded in a New Orleans church Saturday, a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE there was “no wedding.”

The family spent a weekend in New Orleans two weeks ago – as Pitt broke ground on his Make It Right project to help rebuild the city’s Lower Ninth Ward – but they have recently been in the Austin, Texas, area while Pitt films Tree of Life with Sean Penn.

Jolie, who stars in the action film Wanted, opening in June, is pregnant and due later this year.

PEOPLE 

 

Is it just me or do you always get the impression that Sheryl Crow still isn’t over her relationship with Lance Armstrong? She went and adopted a baby to try and fill the void when she should’ve just used pills and alcohol like the rest of the celebs! Now shes got a lifetime commitment with that kid. Geez. Now Sheryl Crow is needing some attention so she decided to make it known that both she and her pal Jennifer Aniston were the ones doing the dumping in their relationship. Uh-huh.

“For both of us, the perceived idea is that, in our big relationships, we both got dumped. Believe me, this is not true. Neither one of us has ever gotten dumped. No one ever knows what goes on in relationships.

“Unfortunately, for some people like Jennifer and me, so much is written about things that you don’t say, and so many emotions are attributed to you that you haven’t had.”

Interesting.. I believe Jen may have dumped Brad because she has the mentality “dumped or be dumped” but I really don’t think Sheryl Crow dumped Lance Armstrong. I mean, she stuck by him through cancer and whatnot, I think she was in it for the long haul. Maybe she’s just trying to get Lance’s attention? What an attention whore.