The last time I wrote about Audrina Patridge, I was saying how messed up her sense of style is. I mean, she’s a fashion icon compared to Whitney Port but in the big scheme of things, she seems to always look like a hooker from Pretty Woman. But over the weekend, Patridge looked good. 

The MTV reality show star celebrated her 25th birthday at ARIA in Las Vegas with her boyfriend, singer Ryan Cabrera. I mean, her eyes were still droopy and her swimsuit choice was even a little tacky, but look at her. I think we can all agree she looks good.

The Hills star Audrina Patridge debuted a new look at MTV’s Los Premios 2009 last night. The look? Something that crawled out of a 1990′s documentary about street walkers and transexuals, OR, someone in an episode of Taxicab Confessions. Either way, she looks like Pretty Woman threw her up and then time travelled her to 2009 so we could see this shit for ourselves.

Am I the only one who thinks Audrina is butt ugly and needs to open her eyes? Ugh.

The last thing we need is a staged and scripted reality show featuring another idiot girl that says “like” inbetween every single word. Audrina may be hot–hotter than Lauren and Heidi or any other Laguna Beach/The Hills chick–but she still acts rather slow and is pretty stupid. I know all the 14-24 year old girls with no passion in life except being pretty will watch her show so I guess that’s good for Audrina. So what will it be about, exactly?

The reality star describes the series as “spicier, edgier [and] older” than The Hills and says it will focus more on her romantic life.

It sort of has to focus on her romantic life, doesn’t it? I mean, she doesn’t have a career aside from being a paparazzi slut and she is destined for much else so yeah, it pretty much has to revolve around who she is sleeping with at that precise moment. That and other girl-on-girl drama. I’m bored just talking about it.