I mean, really? Not to get all Seth Meyers-Amy Poehler Weekend Update “Really” Segment on everyone but really? A ripped (see pictures below) and oversized men’s dress shirt, black leggings, a Chanel hair clip, tennis shoes with the tongues pulled up, and over-sized sunglasses? Ashley Olsen, that’s who. And who is encouraging this hideous and ridiculous dressing by not forbidding it? Her boyfriend, Justin Bartha, that’s who. Can’t really blame him though. I’m sure he’d get knocked off that Full House royalty payroll if he even stepped to her.

Because they wear and sell fur, Peta is attacking the Olsen twins. They made a website and a myspace attacking the twins for their love for fur. Why didn’t they make a site for Eva Mendes before she posed for Peta? After all, Eva used to wear fur all the time, too.

If you haven’t already clicked on the links, it features two skinny cartoons with big eyes and big noses lovingly named Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen. Pretty creative, Peta. I’m wondering how the Olsens are going to respond to it?  They probably will sue or something. If you ask me, the site it pretty creative. I don’t think that its going to make them stop wearing fur, but maybe it will make them see how weird people think they are. Let’s hope!

And Sheryl Crow thought she was depressed when Lance just broke up with her! Wait until she hears that he’s dating a girl who is 15 years younger than him… she’s really going to lose it! Cancer survivor and athlete Lance Armstrong and actress Ashley Olsen (I say actress because she was Michelle Tanner, but other than that she’s just famous cause she’s rich and skinny) are rumored to be dating. The couple was spotted in New York on October 29th:

The new couple was spotted at New York hotspot Rose Bar on October 29 by an eyewitness who tells Us Weekly, “they were being very flirtatious.” The next night, the May-December duo took in Broadway play Young Frankenstein before dinner and wine at the Waverly Inn.

And while Armstrong prepped to run last Sunday’s New York City Marathon, the lovebirds shacked up at luxe hotel Soho House, where they both had booked rooms.

Sources tell Us, however, that Olsen shouldn’t let herself get swept away by the whirlwind Big Apple romance. “Lance is a candidate for a midlife crisis,” says a source close to the divorced father of three.

Doesn’t it just seem weird for them to be sleeping together? I mean, the fact that they both had separate rooms at a hotel is just a scheme to make people think they slept apart but you know they didn’t! Doesn’t Lance think of Ashley as like, his daughter? When he was a sophomore in high school she was a baby on Full House. That’s definitely messed up according to me, I’ll tell you that much. What are we going to see next?! Alec Baldwin and Mary Kate Olsen? You never know.

There is a rumor that the new girls in the next installment of the James Bond movies, titled Bond 22, will be the Olsen Twins. It seems the film is itching to have hot twins in the film, and the Olsen girls of course fit this description. It is also said that the girls will get to sign a clause that frees them from doing any nudity or having any sex scenes, which the girls clearly do not want to take part in. And, on top of that, they will get to play good characters, helping James Bond on his missions.

Daniel Craig will reprise his role as James Bond in the new film Bond 22, with or without the Olsens. I don’t know if these girls are good actresses, because Full House was so cheesy it didn’t really give anyone a chance to show their skills. But if they are good, then I’d be happy to watch them. It would be a breath of fresh air!

Can’t wait to hear if they really will do the movie.. that would be fun!

The Olsen twins have decided they both want to go under the knife and get matching noses, naturally.

What would happen if they got nose jobs and they turned out different, and one of them looked super hot and the other one looked like Jessica Simpson not so hot? And then one became Ashlee Simpson more succesful and the other one just turned out to be pathetic? Humm, what if.

Anyway, the twins have been talking to Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Raj Kanodia.

This is the same Dr. who has worked on Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz, and Ashlee Simpson.

On the surgery,

“Ashley has always thought her nose was a little too big, so she wanted to get it done. When she talked to her sister about it, she loved the idea. They both love changing their looks. They thought this would make them look more polished.”

I think they are little emo freaks and no matter what they do they are still going to be too skinny and weird. But hey that’s just me.

Or is it?