Ashlee Simpson is really milking these pregnancy rumors.  I know she’s doing it because its giving her a lot of media attention and that’s perfect because she’s releasing a new album soon and everything but it is just SO annoying. I mean, we get that she wants people to talk about her but she’s the one who is always bitching about how annoying gossip is.  She wants the best of both worlds, I guess.

Anyway, Ashlee went on Ellen (it airs today) and dodged the pregnancy question again. I wish Ellen would have just said, “You know people are going to stop caring. I already don’t care. Next guest..” That would have showed her! If any BIG celebrities had anything going on, Ashlee would be overshadowed in negative two seconds. Wait til Angie has her baby. It will be “Ashlee Simp–who?”

Ashlee Simpson was on the Today show this morning when they asked her about the pregnancy rumors. Being the sly attention whore fox that she is, Ashlee responded with “Only time will tell. Rumors have been going on for about a year now. I’m giving birth to my record… that’s my baby.”

What a douche bag response. She keeps trying to keep people on the edge but I think people are going to stop caring. I already have. In fact, my attention has gone away from her pregnancy and back to her nose job. It’s good but isn’t Pete Wentz all fake-hater and shit? It seems like all those emo’s are against plastic surgery and fake chicks. Ashlee is all of the above!

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Ever since they got back together, it seems like Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz can’t get enough media attention. I mean, they say they hate it and all that stuff, but they’re liars! They made that one video, sparking rumors that Ashlee was pregnant. Then they got engaged and then Ashlee never directly says no to being pregnant when asked at TRL. Enough already! I’m getting sick of these two quite fast. In fact, I never liked Pete Wentz so that was their first strike. Then that stupid video that was lame was their second strike. One more really annoying thing happening from them and I’m done. I’m seriously considering Ashlee’s gross ass ginger hair as strike three. What do you think?

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Oh Pete Wentz, STFU please. We want Ashlee to be pregnant because we want to see how Papa Joe reacts! Plus, we know Jessica is regretting breaking up with Nick Lachey and she’s probably jealous as hell of Ashlee being engaged. We just want to see if Ashlee getting pregnant would set her over the edge!

Here’s what Pete Wentz e-mailed to MTV, in order to put the “Ashlee Simpson is Pregnant” rumors to bed.

“There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood,” he wrote. “This is all news to me. I can’t wait for the story about how I’m really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. … I mean really, this is crazy. … I mean we’re engaged, that’s true, and happy about it.”

What did you read? I read “there is” and got bored. Then I started thinking of all the ways I could spread the rumor that Ashlee Simpson is pregnant. I heard she had MAD morning sickness at the restaurant the other day. I bet she’s like at least 3 months!!

*She isn’t. Or maybe she is?

 

Remember when I wrote that Ashlee Simpson was engaged to Pete Wentz and possibly pregnant with their child last July? Well that turned out to be a big fat lie. But now the same rumor is going around and I PROMISE* this time it’s 100% true. Here’s the proof:

Pete recently posted a blog online announcing the couples’ plans to make something that cannot be illegally downloaded, hinting at a baby. In the bizarre video message, Ashlee and Pete, who have dated since last summer, also reveal that the “release date” is July 2008, before Ashlee poses with a cushion stuffed under her top.

If you’re interested, you can CLICK HERE to watch that bizarre video. It’s not bizarre at all. In fact, its stupid, just like Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. It makes me hate them both more because they’re trying so hard to produce this funny, viral video and instead it just further proves what tweaks they are.  And if you like Cheetos (don’t be afraid to admit it just cause Britney gave ‘em a bad rep) then don’t watch this video cause they’ll be ruined for you.

*My promises mean nothing 

You know, smoking is a nasty thing. It stinks, causes cancer, and is quite expensive if it’s a habit. But let me tell you, no one gives a shit what Ashlee Simpson does. I mean, I like some of her music so I’m as much of a fan as the next and I don’t care if she smokes. I’d rather see her smoking cigarettes in an alley while eating candy from strangers than see her dating Pete Wentz. But Ashlee apparently is worried the smoking is worse than dating Pete.

Ashlee Simpson begged a photog not to take her picture last week during a cigarette break outside boyfriend Pete Wentz’s East Village bar, Angels and Kings. “I don’t want my fans knowing I smoke!” she pleaded. “It’s so bad, but I just crave nicotine sometimes.”

Anytime I can take a stab at Pete Wentz I usually do so here it goes: It figures Pete Wentz would have a bar in the Village because thats where the gays go. I know this because one time I was shopping in the village (on vacation so I don’t count, smartasses) and I saw Kevin Spacey there and well, Kevin Spacey. So, if my calculations are right, Pete Wentz is a flaming homosexual. And before all the Pete Wentz lovers get their panties in a bunch, I know he’s not gay openly but you wait… one day!

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