I can’t believe my eyes! This must be a Valentine’s Day miracle! Britney’s hair looks.. dare I say.. GOOD! The color, the cut, the style.. it actually, for once, looks clean and actually classy! We’re all so used to Britney’s hair looking like a rats nest that seeing it look good is seriously a miracle. Too bad she’s still a freaking mess. But this is an improvement, and a good one at that. Now let’s hope she’ll stop carrying around that mangy ass dogs and cigarettes. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, though. Let’s just be happy her hair is looking less trailer park. Let’s just be happy for our Valentine’s Day miracle!

In other Britney Spears news… (other, less interesting, more typical news) Britney is apparently trying to get some time with Arnold Schwarzenegger, the Governor of California, to talk with him. She thinks her her civil rights have been violated because she can’t get a lawyer. Her main manipulator, Sam Lufti, is “talking” to someone close to the Governator and is trying to get Brit a meeting with him. I guess when Britney was checking into the Beverly Hills Hotel she ran into Arnold’s wife, Maria Shriver,  and they had a brief conversation. Somehow this meeting has put the idea in Britney’s head that Arnold can help her. I bet Britney didn’t even meet Maria. She probably ran into some anorexic brunette that was staying at the hotel while she was a guest on Dr. Phil. Hell, is there a difference between the two? And I’m really doubting Arnold gives a shit about Britney. If she wants to get a lawyer, how about she starts showing up to important court meetings? How about she put down the ciggies and the frapps and start giving a shit about her life? Huh, how about that?

Britney’s a looney and she needs help. Arnold isn’t going to help her. She needs psychiatric help, big time! Britney is continually violating us! Maybe we should call Arnold and see if he can help us get Britney put away? That would be so great but it’s not going to happen. More pictures of Britney looking decent but still being a dumbass below.

P.S. Is it just me or does the dude in the background look like Don Cheadle?

“What would you rather have? A politician taking stuff and not saying, but making the best decisions and improving things? Or a politician who names all the drugs he or she has taken but makes lousy decisions for the country?” he asked.

“Why should I care if a politician takes sleeping pills every night so long as he can do his job?”

(Source)

The Governator’s people have addressed the letter and petition that has been written in behalf of Paris Hilton. I am relieved to see that Arnie isn’t listening to Paris’s crap, or “Joshua’s” crap, for that matter. I’m still sort of nervous, though, because you never know how that skeeze can do it, but she still could get off the hook. Here’s the official letter regarding the Paris Hilton petition (for her to NOT serve jail time):
Thank you for contacting Governor Schwarzenegger regarding Paris Hilton. The Governor always appreciates hearing from constituents on issues important to them.
Although the Governor’s office has not received a formal request for assistance from Ms. Hilton, the Governor generally will not consider intervening in private legal matters. While the Governor does have executive clemency power, Governor Schwarzenegger will exercise his clemency power only in unusual or extraordinary cases and generally after all judicial remedies have been exhausted.
On behalf of the Governor, thank you again for writing. An informed and engaged citizenry is essential to a successful and responsive government.
Sincerely,

Patrick Campbell
Office of Constituent Affairs
A simple “HAHAHA can help you but am not going to because I want to see you go to jail!” I like that letter.