Nothing has been announced yet–that’s tomorrows juicy story. But this weekend has been slow for good news, so I thought I’d just let people know some facts about Anna Nicole Smith… only because I know everyone is secretly dying to find out!

Crowned Miss Republic of Cuervo Gold, a title she retained for one year. She was one of 8 contestants, but won because “her party spirit won out”. [28 April 1998]

Playboy Playmate of the Month May 1992.

Playboy Playmate of the Year 1993.

She began modeling at 20.

She liked lying in bed, watching TV and shopping.

Married J. Howard Marshall II when she was 26; he was nearly 90.

Former Guess? jeans model.

Her daily life was televised on E! network’s “The Anna Nicole Show” (2002) which debuted in August 2002. The last episode aired June 1, 2003.

Measurements: 36A-25-37 (dancer in Texas 1988), 42DD-26-38 (after implants early 1990s), 39DD-27-39 (1993 Playmate of the Year), 39D-27-39 (slimmed down after rehab & dieting). (Source: Celebrity Sleuth magazine)

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Anything I left out?

It looks the the cause of death, and other medical problems of Anna Nicole Smith, have been revealed sooner than we thought.

According to The National Enquirer and Star Magazine, Anna Nicole Smith died from an overdose of the sleeping medication, chloral hydrate. On the contrary, they claim that if she hadn’t overdosed, she would have died anyway from a terrible blood infection she received in the Bahamas, from injecting an unknown substance in her left buttock with an unsterilized needle three days before her death.

.By the time she got to the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino her fever was 105…As the needle-caused infection took over her body, she began vomiting, had severe diarrhea and could not urinate. On February 6, a Tuesday, Anna spent the whole day in bed. She could not keep fluids down. She was becoming severely dehydrated. On Wednesday, February 7, Anna seemed somewhat better, but she wasn’t, the source said. “She was still vomiting and suffering diarrhea,” said the source. “Again, she spent the whole day in bed, as the abscess continued to grow. She was in such pain, she just wanted to sleep.” And that’s when the final fatal mistake was made. Sometime overnight on February 7, Anna ingested the sleeping medication chloral hydrate. The drug is extremely potent. The dose was too much — and in fact it was a toxic level, the ENQUIRER and Star have learned exclusively. On Thursday, February 8, Anna never woke up…Anna Nicole also had scarring from numerous injections she got in the buttocks.”

Let me say it before you do.. Most of the time, The National Enquirer has stories of 300 pound cats, people giving birth to aliens, big foot being alive and living in everyday life… you know, those sort of legit things. But all of this medical evidence… I’ve got to hand it to them. It sounds pretty darn legit. So sad. We’ll see Monday if it’s true.

But not yet!

Ha, what a dirty trick that was.

Ok but seriously, Monday morning is the day where Dannielynn’s dad will be named and the “shocking” results of Anna Nicole Smith’s autopsy will be revealed!

I have a feeling great sadness and more drama is coming.

The autopsy results will be announced at a news conference on March 26th at 10:30 AM.

Gary Bitner, the spokesperson for the Seminole Police Department in Broward County, Florida, where Smith died, said the findings at Monday’s news conference “are going to be a significant announcement.” (Source)

All I’m hoping is that Howard K. Stern would just shut the hell up, and that the baby would go to someone who really cares about her, not just the money. And I really don’t think Vergie Arthur should ever publicly show her face again.

Howard K. Stern delivered a eulogy at Anna Nicole Smith’s funeral. Typically, a eulogy is used to honor a person and the life they lead, tell happy stories in order to preserve good memories. But Howard K. Stern couldn’t even give Anna Nicole Smith that much respect, not even at her funeral. Of all the cheap hollywood gossip I’ve read, this comes close to being the cheapest.

Entertainment Tonight reported that Howard K. Stern used the eulogy as a way to lash out at Vergie Arthur, Anna Nicole Smith’s mother. Here is part of Stern’s “tribute” to Anna:

There’s only one truth, and it’s not what people say in court, even if those people are your blood relatives. . . . The truth is what you live, what you touch, what you feel. . . . It didn’t matter what people said. . . . Sometimes, I don’t know how I’m going to go on. . . . My work isn’t done, I still have to protect you, your wishes and most of all. . . . Dannielynn, no matter who comes at me. We know the truth. . . and that’s all that matters.” (Source)

Whatever all that means. You’d think he could quit being a creepy assjacket long enough to give the lady some respect.

Other details of the funeral, however, can be found in the current issue of Us Weekly Magazine.