I’ll believe it when I see it.

According to The National Enquirer, a man (who remains nameless) has a video of Angelina Jolie snorting lines of cocaine and doing heroin. The video was taken in the 90′s, around the time Angelina did the movie Gia. The source claims not only does the video capture her clearly doing drugs but she also makes a comment like “Wow, this is really good smack–not that cheap crap that’s been stepped on.” The man who owns the video is trying to sell it for $70,000.

Angelina Jolie went through a period in her like (the first 30 years, it seems like) where she did a lot of crazy shit. She was a lesbian, a bi-sexual, she was with Billy Bob Thornton (yuck), she got tattoos everywhere, kissed her brother on the mouth a lot, had black hair and dressed goth, drank and smoked, and openly admitted to doing drugs. We all saw this side of her, whether it was in interviews, magazines, or red carpet premieres. She was weird and didn’t try to hide it. So now with this video coming out, I’m not sure anyone is that surprised. I mean, people will want to see it because of how she is now and it would be weird to see Saint Angelina doing bad stuff. But other than that, I don’t see how it can hurt her reputation at all.

The guy selling the video is pretty pathetic, I must say. Angelina could buy the video a million times over if she really cared about it that much. Think it will ever see daylight?

 

Despite reports that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt wedded in a New Orleans church Saturday, a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE there was “no wedding.”

The family spent a weekend in New Orleans two weeks ago – as Pitt broke ground on his Make It Right project to help rebuild the city’s Lower Ninth Ward – but they have recently been in the Austin, Texas, area while Pitt films Tree of Life with Sean Penn.

Jolie, who stars in the action film Wanted, opening in June, is pregnant and due later this year.

PEOPLE 

 

As much as I want to dislike Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for being cheaters and drama queens, in reality, they do a lot of good stuff for their country and community. And, let’s face it, no matter what she does, Angelina Jolie is just a really beautiful woman. Here are pictures (swiped from my friend Jocelyn at In Case You Didn’t Know) of Angelina Jolie taking her children to the corner store for snacks in New Orleans on Sunday. She looks really fabulous, then when you realize she pregnant you see just how good she really looks. I mean, classy and cute. I’m a little mad at myself for having this pro-Angelina moment. Sorry Jennifer, but I just can’t hate her anymore. More candids of Angie and her kids below.

 

This is such a load of shit that its actually funny. Angie’s brother, James Haven, is claiming that Angelina didn’t go to the event where Jennifer Aniston was going to be because she wanted to be considerate of her feelings. Ha! I totally picture Angelina being like Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget at home. She probably wears metal gloves with spikes and taps her fingers together while she throws her head back and laughs in the face of Jennifer Aniston’s feelings. But Angie’s got to hide her evil side and little James is her sidekick. He said

“Angie is an incredibly strong but also incredibly sensitive woman, and she would always be careful when another woman’s feelings are concerned.. She’d go out of her way to make sure there was no situation that would hurt another woman because of her, and I’m talking about a situation like one of Brad’s ex partners or his ex-wife.”

Oh James, just stop already. No one is buying this lame pony show you’re peddling. Everyone knows Angie is a cold hard bitch that wanted to burn Jennifer and the best way was to one up her by not showing up. Anyway you look at it, Angie doesn’t give a shit about Jen. If she did, she would’ve have stolen her husband! Anyway, James needs to get a life. Stop trying to be famous off of Angie. You kissed her at the Oscars! Your moment of fame is up!

 

Angelina Jolie is always trying to bend over backwards to be so different. Girlfriend needs to chill out and just be normal. Why can’t she just have her baby at Cedars Sinai and name her Kate like a normal person? Why must she travel out of the country and name her something with a deep meaning? Sometimes it seems like they try so hard that it seems like they’re always working to stay famous. Sad. Here’s the scoop on the new baby:

Angelina’s mum, actress Marcheline Bertrand, died last year and the star wants to embrace her French heritage by bringing up her new tot over there. After months of house-hunting Brad and Angelina – who revealed her bump in a tight black dress at the weekend – have bought a chateau in the south of France and plan to make it their family home…The source added: “Angelina is proud of her French roots and wants her latest addition to be born and raised there.”

I guess its sort of sweet but mostly just over-the-top. They need to stop having babies, stop adopting babies, stop wearing fake hair (BRAD this means YOU!), and stop being attention whores. This, however, will never happen. Another famous couple has to do something MORE over-the-top than them for that to happen and you know Angie’s not having that.

Well, I guess the plus is that if they have the baby in France we won’t have to see their ugly mugs for a while. That’s nice to know, right?

Okay so this picture hit the internet this weekend but since I’m too lazy to work on the weekends, I’ll just have to post it now. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt showed up at the 2008 Film Independent Spirit Awards and Angie was wearing a tight black dress showing off her obvious pregnant belly (and her still rail-thin body). Rumors were sparked a couple weeks before when Angie wore a loose, flowing dress to an awards show, trying obviously to hide her body. This is the couple’s second blood child together but will make number 5 to their clan.

I must say, Angie looks pretty good here. She looks happy, probably from all the positive attention and her pregnancy. I think she still looks a bit thin but she looks good. Brad, on the other hand, looks worn out. His face is a wrinkled piece of brown paper and his hair is a piece. Seriously, if thats not some sort of wig then I will die of shock. Honestly.