Oh yeah, that’s totally a face I would trust not to seduce my husband and ruin my life. Oh and before I get to the story, let me just put this out there: Angelina Jolie met her ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton when he was engaged to another actress and she met her current baby-daddy Brad Pitt when he was still married to Jennifer Aniston. Okay, with that said…

Vanessa Paradis, the baby-momma and basically “wife” of actor Johnny Depp, is reportedly weary of Depp having a love scene with Jolie in their next film together. Rumors are going around that Depp is trying to pull out of the film (pun intended) to make his wife happy. In addition, there are already rumors circulating that Jolie has her sights set on Depp.

Depp and Paradis, who is a French singer and model, have two children together. That’s perfect for Angie! She can wreck another home! Call it insecure or not, I’d say I’d want to steer clear of a man-eating, family-wrecking, attention-stealing woman like Angelina Jolie.

Jennifer Aniston is nodding her head yes somewhere in the universe right now!

OMG please let this be true! I mean, it’s really mean to Megan Fox who, when previously compared to Angelina Jolie, was gracious and said that Jolie probably didn’t even know who she was. Nonetheless, Angelina must have caught Brad pausing Transformers and getting happy because she seems to really hate Megan Fox… if this is true. The claim is that a woman asked Angie what she thought of Megan Fox, and here’s what she “said”:

“Is she aiding in Africa or sitting in on U.N. conferences? Donating herself to something bigger than Hollywood? I’m not familiar with her work, is she an Oscar contender?“

HA! That’s so mean. I know if my mom heard she said that she’d be all like, “who does she think she is? She’s nothing but a glorified homewrecker who is only hiding her true trashiness” and I gotta side with my mom on this one. I mean, doesn’t anyone remember this, this or this?

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Finally! Angelina Jolie gave birth to the twins she’s been pregnant with. Saturday in France is when the miracle happened via C section. She had a boy and girl. Their names are Knox Leon (the boy who weighed 5 lbs 3 oz) and Vivienne Marcheline (the girl who weighed 5lbs). Knox was named after Brad Pitt‘s grandpa and Vivienne’s middle name came from Angelina’s mother’s name. How sweet! Now they have 3 girls in their clan and 3 boys. THEY CAN STOP NOW! No pictures of the two angels yet but the Mayor of Nice, France held a press conference to show off the birth certificates of the babies. They are not Americans! Maybe Brad and Angie will do us (and Rachel Green) a favor and just live in France forever! If its soo great, STAY! But quit cashing your American checks worth millions then, assholes!

According to the AP, Angelina Jolie was admitted to a hospital in South France today and will soon be giving birth to her two twins. This isn’t the first time it was rumored that Angie was giving birth so we’ll see how it really turns out but it seems like its about that time.

Nadine Bauer, a spokeswoman for the Lenval Hospital in Nice, says Jolie is fine and that everything is going well. She said the actress’ admittance to the hospital’s maternity wing had been planned for some time.
Bauer said Jolie will almost certainly remain in the hospital until she gives birth.

We will see. If this is real this time, I wonder how long it will be? No matter what else is happening in the world, we’ll know when it happens because Angie’s face will be plastered all over the news… and thats the way she likes it.

I bet they will have generic names. Angie and Brad don’t seem like an Apple and Moses type of couple. It will be Charlie and Thom or Lacey and Penny. Okay, maybe not those but you get the idea.

 

Ex-husband of Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob Thornton, is speaking out on Angie’s relationship with Brad Pitt. The exes split bitterly and now Billy Bob is putting his two cents in on Angie. I think he’s probably pretty bitter and unhappy but nonetheless what he says about the couple is pretty funny and… well, true. Here’s what he said:

“She is just going through a high school phase. You know, dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I’ll be there when she’s ready to come to her senses though.”

Burn! I wonder what Angie and Brad are going to say to get him back? Oh, probably nothing. They will take the “higher ground” like the boring twits they’ve become. I bet Jennifer Aniston had a huge, evil laugh about this when she read it. She probably sent Billy Bob a bouquet of roses with a note attached that says “you’re my hero.”

Brad and Angelina and their clan were at the beach in the South of France just having some family time. They also brought along U2′s The Edge. I don’t know if this is a photo op or not but it’s sort of weird. Brad carrying a kid, grabbing Angie’s arm with two people just following them around. It’s off a little.

Angelina looks good in long, flowing dresses but this one isn’t too cute. I wonder if she’s still rail thin even though she’s pregnant? And hey, isn’t she going to be due soon? I think so. I wonder what they will name him/her? If it’s a girl, they will probably name her after Angie’s mom. OMG what if they named her Rachel Green Jolie-Pitt? LOL. That’s all I have to say.