Julianna Margulies Gets Married. I don’t really know her as anything but that chick that George Clooney got pregnant on ER, so that’s what we’ll call her. So that chick that George Clooney got pregnant on ER was married on November 10. She is seven months pregnant with their child. The couple got married in Massachusetts. He is a lawyer. Congrats to them! (Source)

Amy Winehouse is a Mess. While on an hour-long flight from London to Glasgow, Amy Winehouse couldn’t keep in her seat. The troubled singer kept getting up and going to the bathroom to smoke cigarettes. I’m not sure she has any form of common sense that normal people do because she’s so messed up on drugs all the time so maybe we shouldn’t be too hard on her. After all, she is a crack head! (Source)

Big Martha Passes Away. Martha Stewart’s mother, Martha “Big Martha” Kostyra, passed away over the weekend at the age of 93 years old. Martha Stewart issued a statement on her website about her mother passing away. If you love Martha Stewart, then you can leave her a comment on her site telling her how sorry you are about her loss. You can do that by clicking here. (Source)

Writer’s Strike Continues. The Writer’s Guild strike is continuing to hurt many people. NBC has shut down production of Saturday Night Live and fired 90 percent of their full-time staff because of the strike. In addition, the people who were let go were also given no severance packages or pay. How messed up! After all those years of work they’re just discarded, huh? Classy. (Source)

It looks as if those rumors about Amy Winehouse cleaning up her act and getting sober were just that… rumors!

Amy Winehouse was arrested in Bergen, Norway for either possession or domestic violence, both of which are equally sad and humiliating.

Good thing Amy doesn’t have kids or she’d totally be like, the British skinny version of Britney Spears! Drugs, alcohol, beating your man, no regard for the law.. they’re like two peas in a cracked out pod!

Amy was in Norway to perform tonight, but I guess being locked up in the clink will have to do!

And I couldn’t resist putting up this great piece by Pretty On The Outside. I mean, it looks just like Amy but somehow, it’s still not as hideous as the real thing, you know?

What can I say, there’s just something about a realistic cartoon that really makes me laugh, you know? It’s so mean but oh, it feels so good.

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I’ve written a handful of times about soul-singer Amy Winehouse and her addiction to cocaine, heroin, and alcohol. She’s had major drama–her husband Blake Fielder-Civil won’t be with her until she detoxes, even though he needs to detox, too. His family told people not to buy her records until she got clean and her own family is worried she will die. Even Courtney Love seems to worry about Amy… thats how bad her addiction is.

Amy, however, is in rehab as we speak, hopefully getting clean and sober. She is at the Jade Mountain Resort in St. Lucia, where she is currently detoxing. The housekeepers at the facility were horrified when they saw Amy’s bathroom, because she had “detoxed” everywhere.

“There was blood and vomit all over the bathroom, it was just terrible. It looked like she’d been sick many times. There was blood mixed up in the vomit.

“It was sickening. They were horrified by the state of the room which looked like a bomb had hit it. The hotel management offered to send for a doctor but Amy declined. She said she’d be fine. Everyone was concerned because she looked so frail.”

That’s really gross and everything, but I guess detoxing from hardcore drugs has to be nasty, doesn’t it? The staff also reported that Amy was sick in various other places, including the couch inside the restaurant. Delightful. I feel bad for this staff, always having to clean up detox vomit. But hey, at $1,4oo a night, I’m sure even the maids are getting a nice chunk, no pun intended. All this is quite gross, and if I did drugs, I would stop. Since I don’t, I just hope Amy gets better cause I think she’s got a unique thing going for her, musically that is. Let’s hope she gets better.

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I think there comes a time in someones life when you need to re-evaluate EVERYTHING. I mean, its one thing for these stars to party but if Courtney Love is calling you a cokehead, you know you have problems. I mean, through the last 15 years, Courtney Love has proved to be the biggest alcoholic drug head ever. And now she is somehow in the position to call someone else a train wreck? That is complete madness. Here’s what Courtney said about Amy,

“Amy does more drugs than anyone I’ve known. I’ve been with lots of people when they’ve taken coke, including stars like Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss. But I’ve never seen anyone take as much coke as Amy. Even I wasn’t that bad.”

Courtney also says she has seen Amy Winehouse do speedballs of cocaine and heroin.

(Edit: I have no idea about any drugs so when I read this, I definitely searched for “speedballs” on Urban Dictionary to find out what it meant. For those of you who don’t know what it is, it’s when you mix cocaine and heroin, liquify it, and shoot it up all together. Disgusting.)

Anyway, I think Amy should take this call out as a sign to clean up her nasty act. Ick!

This is a picture of Amy Winehouse and her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil. This is one is normal. You must click here to see the messed up ones. They got into a heated physical argument and of course there are pictures to prove it! According to sources, people at the hotel the two were staying at complained about yelling, saying they could hear the couple fighting in their hotel room. Later that night, Amy was seen running out of the hotel with a bloody knee, blood on her slipper, and make-up smeared all over her face. She was crying and running for the street. She ran out into the road and begged a ride off a car full of girls who dropped her down the road at a gas station. Blake tried to chase after but lost her after she got into the car. The couple met up later and walked back to their hotel room together. Amy insists they weren’t beating on eachother.

“Blake is the best man in the world. We would never ever harm each other… I was cutting myself after he found me in our room about to do drugs with a call girl and rightly said I wasn’t good enough for him. I lost it and he saved my life.”

Man, that’s messed up. Did you see the pictures? Looks pretty hairy. I’m not sure if I believe Amy’s story because it seems a little too harmless. They are both crack heads so who knows what really happened. These two need to go to rehab and stay there until the job is done. They are worrying me, and I don’t even know them or really care about them.

Sometimes 14, the artist behind Gallery of the Absurd, creates art that is so close to reality that it is uncanny. This particular piece titled “What We Talk About When We Talk About Amy Winehouse” is one of those pieces. I love 14 because her art isn’t just funny, it’s interesting, in depth, unique, and sort of tantalizing. I’m always telling my fiance when we get our own house and have a huge home office, I want to get tons of 14′s prints framed. I love them. Here are some links to my favorite works of hers.

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