Amy Winehouse has been skinny the last couple of years. I mean, we all know it’s due to her addiction to drugs but lately I’ve been looking at pictures of her wondering if she doesn’t have an eating disorder or something, too? Her body is all sunken in and her bones are sticking out. She seriously is so messed up. I don’t get why someone doesn’t just grab a hold of her and say “you have to clean your act up or you are going to die.” Yuck.

And what’s with her running barefoot and topless throughout the woods? That’s screaming “I’m on a ferocious drug trip” yet there are never any police around to question her. She is going to kill herself with drugs and then people are going to look back and have a lot of regrets. Sadly this is true!

There are just too many crack temptations around Amy Winehouse in the UK so apparently her record company is so concerned with her health that they are sending her to a rehab facility in South Africa. The Sun reports:

Crack addict Amy, 24 — whose looks have been ravaged by drugs — also had cuts on her arm as she popped out near her London home.

A source said: “Amy has admitted she needs to check into rehab again.

“There are too many temptations for her in the UK — people around her in London are making it impossible for her to stay clean for any length of time.

“Her management had considered flying her to a clinic in Israel but are now looking further afield. They are assessing a clinic in Cape Town in South Africa.”

She really needs to get sober because she’s a talented girl and she’s just wasting all of it. The impetigo she has is really nasty and since its made worse by all the crack, its extra nasty. The only way I see her getting sober is by getting rid of her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, and starting fresh somewhere she’s never been. I hope this stint at rehab takes!

 

Is that what we’re called a crack addiction now? Impetigo? I kid, I kid. Actually, impetigo is, according to our good friend Mr. Wiki, is “a superficial bacterial skin infection most common among children age 2–6 years. People who play close contact sports such as rugby, American football and wrestling are also susceptible, regardless of age.”

Umm, I had no idea that Amy Winehouse had time in between doing crack and walking the streets of London looking homeless to play rugby. Because I know she isn’t aged 2-6, so that leaves rugby and wrestling. Maybe she got in a wrestling match over crack with Pete Doherty? That’s probably more likely than anything else.

And if impetigo typically takes the form of a blister, why is her mouth all swollen? Something is fishy here. If I cared enough, I’d investigate but a new Snapped is on and it’s far more interesting than Wino’s gross ass mouth.

One last note: Amy Winehouse is nasty. Seriously. I’d rather watch 2 Girls 1 Cup than look at pictures of Amy Winehouse. No freakin’ joke.

Snapped here I come!

Last night Amy Winehouse was taken to the hospital because she is dehydrated from detoxing. Ever since I saw that movie Riding in Cars with Boys, where the Steve Zahn character detoxes, I’ve been anti-drugs. You gotta go through all that barfing and sweats and body aches. Um, no thank you. I am not cut out for drugs. I already have a hard enough time staying in touch with reality (what can I say, I daydream a lot) that I don’t think I need drugs. But finally the Wino is detoxing. I don’t believe it will stick, cause I think she likes being an addict, but let’s hope it works. The Sun reports:

A source close to the London Clinic said yesterday: “Amy was looking very pale and thin.
She looked ropey and exhausted. Let’s hope she hasn’t taken a turn for the worse.”
Her dad Mitch has already told The Sun how she is suffering “horrific” withdrawal symptoms.
Yesterday he said: “Amy is OK. She is making progress but will be in rehab for a long time.”
Sun Doctor Carol Cooper said: “Going on a drip is a sign that things have got pretty bad.
“Crack is notoriously difficult to get off.”
Amy went into rehab after our shocking video showed her smoking crack cocaine.

I hope she gets sober in time for the Grammys so she can perform Rehab and show off her talent. I think people have forgotten she’s a great blues singer because she’s messed up her life so much with drugs. I like to see her come out on top, but I think he husband is a negative influence and I just don’t see this sticking.
Good luck to her, though.

So, we know we can’t count on celebrities to clean themselves up on their own.. and that’s why we have photoshop. If you’re like me and you’re totally sick of looking at dirty Amy Winehouse, gross Britney Spears, and big-headed Tyra Banks, then you’re probably hoping they will change. Only.. they don’t! Something tells me they don’t know that they need a bath/hair-cut/make-over.

So, besides Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears, which celebrities do you think need to clean up their act? Which ones would you like to see photo-shopped clean? I’m just learning so go easy on me but I’d love to give it a try. It’s actually pretty fun. I’ll throw out some ideas. Then once I read all my e-mails and comments, I’ll try my hand at the winning celebrity.

Would you like to see a new.. Renee Zellwegger? Paris Hilton?  Victoria Beckham? Rose McGowan? Just lemme know.

Amy Winehouse, the British soul singer who is most famously known for her blatant drug addiction and nasty black beehive, has officially canceled her tour. We all knew she’d cancel we just didn’t know 1. when and 2. what her pathetic excuse would be. Well, according to Amy and her peeps, she’s unhealthy and can’t sing without her hubby by her side. In case you didn’t know, her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, is currently incarcerated. The Sun reports:

The broken star issued a statement yesterday afternoon after crisis talks with her management and tour bosses in London.

The meeting ended with Amy “collapsing in floods of tears” demanding her remaining tour dates were scrapped because she couldn’t cope without husband Blake Fielder-Civil.

In a statement Amy, 24, said: “I can’t give it my all onstage without my Blake. I’m so sorry but I don’t want to do the shows half-heartedly; I love singing. My husband is everything to me and without him it’s just not the same.”

In a way, I sort of feel badly for her. I mean, having your husband in jail must be hard. And we all know she’s a crack addict so mixing the emotion of losing your love and doing drugs, she is sort of sad. I bet she really is a wreck but some part of me thinks she may be a little masochistic. She likes the drama. I hope she gets better, though, and ditches her hubby. I think she needs to sober up, be single, and focus on her career. If she messes up like this too much, she’ll be British Britney Spears. Hey, maybe that should be her new nickname! What do you think?