A week ago there were rumors that motocross rider Carey Hart was cheating on his singer wife, Pink. Remember that? Well, apparently its all untrue. Carey Hart was quoted saying,

“Just a bunch of trash talk. It’s a nasty rumor. Everything’s fine.”

Why is it when I hear this I am sort of thinking Pink went crazy on his ass and forced him to make a statement? It’s like that part in Panic Room where the cops are at the door and they tell Jodie Foster’s character if she is in distress to blink her eyes as a code if she can’t say anything because people are watching. Pink is telling Carey Hart “you better act like everything is okay or else I will beat you senseless” or something like that.

Carey Hart tries to act hard but I bet you Pink has him on a leash. He’s probably scared to cheat on her. She’s pretty thug life for real.

Did you ever see those pictures of Pink leaning out of her SUV, holding her skirt up, peeing on the road? Disgusting. But I guess thats the kind of gal that Carey Hart likes.

I’m starting to hope, as I read what I’m writing, that Carey Hart finds a nice little tattooed chick thats into motocross and peeing in toilets. I think he’d do better with someone who isn’t so manly. And maybe someone who isn’t famous. What do you think?

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