Jessica Simpson and Justin Timberlake have nothing on their exes! It seems that the most unlikely two of the bunch are now together. Cameron Diaz, who dated Justin Timberlake for a couple of years, and John Mayer, who dated Jessica Simpson on-and-off for some months, are now dating. Sources say they were spotted at Indochine earlier this month, getting quite cozy with each other.

“People did double takes,” an eyewitness tells Us Weekly of the pair, who talked, smiled and giggled endlessly.

“It was cute, like they were just beginning dating.”

Aren’t these two like, thirty years old or something? This giggly, canoodling crap is getting old. I think they should just go off to Vegas and get married. Then try and make it work. Spare us all these “secret” meetings and “secret” pictures and just take the plunge. I’m kind of sick of Hollywood right now, if you can’t tell. Sources say that Cameron likes John a lot so far. (NOW I can sleep at night.)

“She likes everything about him so far,” says the Diaz source. “He’s wicked-smart, socially aware and into politics and the environment. But it’s very new.”

What the hell does wicked-smart mean? He can’t just be smart, he’s got to be wicked-smart? John Mayer is a politics pusher and that annoys me, too. Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Scarlett Johansson, Cameron Diaz, Criss Angel, John Mayer, Jessica Simpson, and Jared Leto all need to live on a deserted island together. The world might be less annoying that way.